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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 5m

Cat whinging at me through the bathroom door as if I hadn't fed him in a week (it was 2 hours ago). Look pal, it's top gun maverick in here, I'll get to you eventually

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 5h

I've been operating on 3 hours sleep today and it's really POO

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 5h

How are they meant to look at AI slop images of babies with no limbs crying about immigrants posted to Facebook?!

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 10h

It's always been a stupid phrase. No, money can't buy a metaphysical concept. It can, however, buy me loads of stuff, fund experiences, offer security and help people, all of which will make me happy.

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 19h

Trying to confuse racists into supporting climate change prevention efforts by saying "If we don't do something about climate change, the sea levels will rise and eventually the boats will be unstoppable!!"

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 20h

FFS Richie, that's the film spoiled for me now. Thanks a lot, pal ¬_¬

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 20h

It's gonna kill you, absolutely murder you to death, but you have to just get used to using it daily, for everything, including how to get dressed in the correct order.

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 20h

Whenever I try, all I envision is Barry's head spinning around shouting "VIDEOGAMMMMMMMMMEEESSSS"

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fingers crossed that they do rule it out.

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yo Badgemaster, why would you cry when you are the master of the badge and can just tell it to shut the frick up?!?!

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Got some jazz on, got some booze on ice, all that's missing is a Montecristo No.2. I shoulda treated myself to a 3 pack for my birthday.

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well there's your problem, mate. You've got a ghost in the shell!

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"In arrears? Well, I can try, but it's your wife!"

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's the genre of music that sounds like an old timey band, but it has like a modern beat to it? I don't think 'lo-fi' is exactly right, even though some of that music is classed as such.

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The obsession with testosterone is one of modern lifes oddities.

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hope it clears soon, but don't be surprised if you miraculously feel better when you sit down to record cheap show again

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The minciest dinner yet! Happy birthday and remember Keep Bitsocketing

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah, big headache and an exploded knee for me an'aw

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Will the AI be able to make it scoop up the bit on the carpet that doesn't get vacuumed so you assume it's really stuck in, but when you bend down to check, it's just sitting loose on top??

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not in the mood for stressful entertainment, give me a game that's easy to learn AND easy to master.

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The first caller to ring in and say to me "Jarse! You're a

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just what the hell is going on, this has become like a weekly occurrence. Absolutely shocking

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fuck, I forgot to wish my birthday twin a happy birthday! BUT! If they are where I hope they are, it's still Sunday! Happy birthday, Avril Lavigne!

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The "Who's who" and "Perv goggles" bits on the Weekend Update had me rolling up

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My dad had a portable telly back in the day, I feel inspired to go see if it's still in the house somewhere...

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What, off of Game Wank and Boaber n Ric??

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They're finally doing something about yer auld da's farting

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Very happy for Florence, getting to eat a large roll in the film, whatever the filling.

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don't even talk to me unless you own at least one 😡

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It was probably an old woman in a wheelchair holding a free Palestine sign at Fairford

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Burst water pipe near our stadium has caused bad flooding and no water to a third of the town. Even the shopping centre has closed. The shareholders will not lose their bonuses though, phew! Might cause a problem for the family lunch in a few hours, if places are closed coz of this. #AnnualCurse

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I cannot ignore the socks. I wonder if the dug will have something to say about this mirror development...

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The display on my TV was showing the temperature as 66° which made me say out loud "HOW AM I ALIVE?". I'm still waking up and don't know why my TV is set to American.

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