🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's nice having a wee pal keeping you company when you're incredibly ill. 010
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They're finally doing something about yer auld da's farting 010
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This sounds like you're itching to fight Godzilla yourself 110
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've been laughing at this short clip for far too long. 101
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"The World Heist returns to McDonalds with breakfast items for the very first time, including the Chicken & Egg McMuffin" This feels perverse?? 120
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hahaha I finally found it! It was for the Party Animals competition that allowed AI before it was hit with massive backlash and closed down. I hope whoever is running the Ed Sheeran tour comp has had to see this submission a lot. 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just noticed that the PlayStation app icon has turned yellow. Oh dear oh dear how awkward 100
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ohhh yeah I'm in (as usual), apparently they have an SCP Foundation based one for next year. 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm howling at having a green line to guide you along the blue line hahaha 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So they're half arsing the physical release for FF7RR, 1 disc and a big ass download, game can't be played straight from the disc install and they can't be bothered to do 2-3 discs to fit all the base data in one release. Don't fucking bother if you aren't going to do it properly. Utterly useless. 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Imagine a lorry going 80mph suddenly jackknifed 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Without saying your age, share your favourite film that came out when you were 20. 010
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 01/09/2026On my way to visit my dad in hospital the other day, I saw one of these parked up. I wonder if they have a complex? 🤔 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The first caller to ring in and say to me "Jarse! You're a 001
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Every lager beer is "premium" these days. Give me a "cheap piss" quality lager beer for a change! 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 22/08/2026No, YouTube, I have never heard of Facebook or.. YouTube. 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm not 44 yet, but I definitely knew a long time ago that I would be. Unless something suddenly changes in the next few years. 010
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We need better ventilation in retail spaces, in this extreme heat. I approached these tinned peas from the wrong angle and my mind went places. 001
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You got a fast car, I got a plan to get us out of here The car/plan: 041
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Surprisingly refreshing for something straight out of a dead demon lizard 020
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The Dobby grave shit got me thinking about what I used to read as a kid and I remembered the "Coping with...." series by Peter Corey. 110
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Lmaooooo I found one of the text books I mentioned before! It's from 1997 according to the "entries" but younger me was helpful enough to write a blurb that dates the ideas creation date of 1993. I'm gonna delve in further, but a quick skim shows some very iffy business involving the Clintons hahaha 110
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Someone fucked up a barbecue, today, across town and ruined 4 houses and affecting 10 homes in total. I'm glad my neighbours don't fuck about like this. 100
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is there a term for struggling to comprehend the passage of time? I just been informed of a 'memory' and it's this pic of me I posted, from 15 years ago. 15 years! 000
🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Just had a tandoori zinger naan from KFC and oh my word... 000
