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Zeravnos

@zeravnos.bsky.social
24 followers 58 following 2 posts

30 - Engineer at an aerospace company. Mostly here for the memes. Refugee from Xwitter

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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/11/2024
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
whatchall know about a churkeychanga
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
Trumps mugshot through a microwave door
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
BREAKING NEWS:
Three consecutive trending topics: Garfield, crashed, prighozin
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/08/2023
Circuit Symbols xkcd.com/2818
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
A meteor with a five-o-clock shadow and a distressed expression sits at a bar drinking liquor. He says "I'm so fucked up. I can't live with myself knowing the death that I've caused." A person in a trenchcoat with their face obscured behind a hat and scarf walks through the door and asks "are you the meteor that killed the dinosaurs?" The meteor narrows its eyes and replies "Maybe... who are you?" The person is revealed to be a triceratops who puts a gun up to the meteor's forehead and says "you should have finished the job, Mr. Meteor. The meteor grabs on to the barrel of the gun and angrily shouts "DO IT!!! DO IT!!!" A single tears streams down his face.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Writing a sequel to Jason Aldean’s “Try That In A Small Town” called “Also Try This In A Small Town” about trying to find a restaurant open later than 8pm
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
new political compass just dropped
logos for 4 different kinds of file compression software

top left: 7zip (simple text artwork)
top right: winrar (stack of 3 color books)
bottom left: magirar (inverted magicians top hat with file folders in front of it on the lower right)
bottom right: winzip (a vice holding a golden file cabinet inside of its jaws)
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Zeravnos @zeravnos.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Cornbread is... Right there? Are you mad?
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 31/07/2023
Happy "OH NO TOMORROW'S AUGUST" to all who celebrate.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 31/07/2023
It’s somehow deeply weird that you can take a camera with a nice but normal-sized zoom lens, point it at space, click the button, and take pictures of other planets. They’re apparently just RIGHT THERE??
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 31/07/2023
(sees the word CBD) my brain: ah yes, cannabidiol also my brain: cock and ball dorture
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Folksydew 🌻⏩ MFF @folksydew.tv · 27/07/2023
Please please please go into the water with her ;o; #furry #fursona
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Zeravnos @zeravnos.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
I'm curious of your opinion on new Broly vs OG Broly!
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
goodnight everyone *presses source engine killbind and ragdolls onto the pavement*
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth
Black cat sleeping on a cracked windshield Orange cat sleeping in a hole in a tree stump
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts
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