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ben @zawn.space · 14/10/2026

I’m Ben Averageamerican, the guy this is made for. I love Theo Von, Shane Gillis, Tony Hinchcliff, and the entire Austin comedy scene. My wife and kids hate me, and I have sports gambling debts in the low five figures. And I vote!

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ben @zawn.space · 14/10/2026

nightmare blunt rotation (no offense to Emily Kaplan)

Picture of the ESPN Frozen Frenzy Crew
From left to right: Emily Kaplan, Steve Levy, PK Subban, Kevin Weekes, and John Buccigross

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ben @zawn.space · 14/10/2026

unbelievable to me that ESPN ruins what should be an incredible night of hockey with Buccigross and Weekes on the call

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ben @zawn.space · 28/09/2026

I think with Knies now gone the Leafs need to bring Pierre Engvall back to get their necks/60 up

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ben @zawn.space · 28/09/2026

i’d like to think Cowan + Danford + [insert pick here] gets it done. would be a great move.

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ben @zawn.space · 24/09/2026

new addition to the family

Stevie, an english springer spaniel puppy, in a fluffy gray bed

Stevie with a toy duck that is far too big for her

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

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ben @zawn.space · 17/09/2026

he’s right, though

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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ben @zawn.space · 10/09/2026

looks like my workday just ended

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ben @zawn.space · 04/09/2026

she’s doing a perfect Tim Robinson and she doesn’t even know it

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ben @zawn.space · 31/08/2026

in terms of original quality to cover quality this may be the biggest disparity of any song i can think of, at least in recent memory

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ben @zawn.space · 31/08/2026

i typically like Faye Webster enough but her cover of Turnstile’s I CARE is, no joke, one of the worst songs I have heard

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ben @zawn.space · 29/08/2026

POV you are about to read an awful post

Joined Nov ‘24 badge

1. There is a debate over Hasan Piker that's

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ben @zawn.space · 26/08/2026

i’m sorry to put Stancil on the TL but this is just unbelievable. even for him.

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ben @zawn.space · 26/08/2026

all of this pearl clutching is insufferable. is lemon a slur when referring to a junk car? if i call my work PC a piece of shit, am i being a bigot?

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ben @zawn.space · 26/08/2026

“Is Clanker a Slur" - the greatest thread in the history of bsky, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated posts,

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ben @zawn.space · 21/08/2026

the amount of “let people enjoy things” in the replies is disheartening. it’s good to read criticism of things you enjoy!

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ben @zawn.space · 21/08/2026

really interesting and well-argued piece. and i like VS!

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ben @zawn.space · 18/08/2026

i’ve powered through and am at ~90% completion. highly, highly recommend this game if you enjoy puzzlers.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

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ben @zawn.space · 14/08/2026

thinking about Clever Hans again

After von Osten died in 1909, Hans was acquired by several owners. He was then
drafted into World War I as a military horse and
"killed in action in 1916 or was consumed by hungry soldiers". 4]

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ben @zawn.space · 07/08/2026

started Lorelei and the Laser Eyes today and, while i’m really loving the story and atmosphere, i think i might be too dumb to complete any more of it

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ben @zawn.space · 02/08/2026

something lost in all of this Dom Lucre talk today is that, not only did he post CSAM on twitter, but he added his own watermark to it before doing so

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ben @zawn.space · 02/08/2026

few things are as satisfying as giving a driver a death glare as you walk inches away from their bumper

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ben @zawn.space · 02/08/2026

if the following were true: -ukraine was actively committing a genocide -that genocide was contingent upon US support -$55,000 in campaign support came from interest groups that want to continue arming that genocide then yes, i think that might be a reasonable conclusion to draw!

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ben @zawn.space · 02/08/2026

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ben @zawn.space · 02/08/2026

the times of israel specifically refers to him as a “pro-israel candidate” what the fuck are you talking about

As Jewish Democrats in Oakland County, home to affluent, heavily Jewish Detroit suburbs, have bemoaned the state-level Democratic tilt toward anti-Israel rhetoric, many are clinging to a silver lining: state Sen. Jeremy Moss, who is bidding for Stevens's congressional seat in the 11th District.
Moss, a Jewish and pro-Israel candidate, has a campaign platform of standard liberal issues including gun safety, cost of living and LGBTQ rights (Moss is gay). He has been endorsed by many of the state's leading Democrats. And while his campaign website platform doesn't mention Israel or antisemitism, he has angrily denounced antisemitism in both parties.

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ben @zawn.space · 31/07/2026

this had to have been “written” by some true crime podcaster or something right? i can’t think of any other explanation

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ben @zawn.space · 31/07/2026

i will admit that i know next to nothing about book publishing, but how did no one involved realize that a DEBUT thriller was AI-generated before a 14-WAY AUCTION and a $2.5 MILLION SALE

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ben @zawn.space · 22/07/2026

it really is beginning to feel this way

Possible answer choice in my bar prep course that reads "No, because the Constitution does not apply to the bar." 6% of people selected that answer.

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ben @zawn.space · 01/07/2026

wow that Sissons contract sucks. Bob’s isn’t great either but yikes.

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ben @zawn.space · 29/06/2026

i’m manifesting a scenario where Dallas trades Robertson and the Leafs move Knies+ for Harley

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ben @zawn.space · 28/06/2026

i love deltarune so much

Kris and Co. speaking to a Floradinn, who says:
“Me? I like to get totally smashed before the show.”

It's not legal, but as long as the law doesn't know...

Also, I replaced my sword with a big stick of butter.

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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The average male reader goes from reading the Wimpy Kid series to "Diary of a CEO: 33 Laws of Business and Life" and that's why I've never been too fussed about the performative Lit Bro who reads Infinite Jest. He's an endangered species!

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ben @zawn.space · 25/06/2026

yup that’s me👍

@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Hates People Who Use VR Al Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin"
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