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@zawn.space
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law clerk, leafs fan, complainer fix your hearts or die

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ben @zawn.space · 14/10/2026
I’m Ben Averageamerican, the guy this is made for. I love Theo Von, Shane Gillis, Tony Hinchcliff, and the entire Austin comedy scene. My wife and kids hate me, and I have sports gambling debts in the low five figures. And I vote!
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ben @zawn.space · 14/10/2026
unbelievable to me that ESPN ruins what should be an incredible night of hockey with Buccigross and Weekes on the call
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ben @zawn.space · 09/10/2026
dudes rock
Screenshot of a reddit post. The image is a washing machine with multiple modifications. The text reads:

Hello,
I'm looking for someone in the NWI area with private property open field/yard space (~min 150x150ft area who is open to me and some friends launching some pumpkins in it. Will pay cash, $75+, negotiable.
I recently finished turning a washing machine into a powerful mechanical slingshot. It functions by the original direct drive washing machine motor driving a large steel gearbox and boat winch strap, with the main drum suspended on springs that is pulled backwards and then released all at once, sending whatever is in the drum flying out the front. It can send a 10lb pumpkin about 40 feet (photos attached).
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ben @zawn.space · 28/09/2026
I think with Knies now gone the Leafs need to bring Pierre Engvall back to get their necks/60 up
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ben @zawn.space · 28/09/2026
i’d like to think Cowan + Danford + [insert pick here] gets it done. would be a great move.
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ben @zawn.space · 28/09/2026
Community’s Dean Pelton dressed as a Payday bar
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ben @zawn.space · 24/09/2026
new addition to the family
Stevie, an english springer spaniel puppy, in a fluffy gray bedStevie with a toy duck that is far too big for her
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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ben @zawn.space · 21/09/2026
Vince McMahon progressively intense reactions meme
Box 1: To "safeguard the Constitution', a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.
Box 2: Using the 25th
Amendment to the Constitution, President Donald Trump has been declared unfit by a majority of his cabinet and removed from office
Box 3: President Donald Trump has been impeached and convicted by both houses of Congress and has been removed from office
Box 4: President Donald
Trump died overnight in his sleep
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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ben @zawn.space · 31/08/2026
i typically like Faye Webster enough but her cover of Turnstile’s I CARE is, no joke, one of the worst songs I have heard
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ben @zawn.space · 29/08/2026
POV you are about to read an awful post
Joined Nov ‘24 badge

1. There is a debate over Hasan Piker that's
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Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.vice.com/en/article/a...
vice.com
An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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ben @zawn.space · 26/08/2026
RIP youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?...
youtu.be
Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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ben @zawn.space · 26/08/2026
“Is Clanker a Slur" - the greatest thread in the history of bsky, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated posts,
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ben @zawn.space · 21/08/2026
Jon Arbuckle loading something into the oven and saying to Garfield:

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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ben @zawn.space · 21/08/2026
really interesting and well-argued piece. and i like VS!
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/08/2026
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ben @zawn.space · 19/08/2026
tweet from @wattpadcomment

i want that twink Obliterated
2:14 AM • Sep 10, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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ben @zawn.space · 18/08/2026
agree children should not be shot and killed but am realistic about why this statement and why Asmon said what he said resonates with peopleI agree children should not be shot and killed but am realistic about why this statement andbut
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ben @zawn.space · 18/08/2026
i’ve powered through and am at ~90% completion. highly, highly recommend this game if you enjoy puzzlers.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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ben @zawn.space · 14/08/2026
thinking about Clever Hans again
After von Osten died in 1909, Hans was acquired by several owners. He was then
drafted into World War I as a military horse and
"killed in action in 1916 or was consumed by hungry soldiers". 4]
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jarona!
A black-and-white cat wearing a costume inspired by Flowery from Deltarune Chapter 5
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ben @zawn.space · 07/08/2026
started Lorelei and the Laser Eyes today and, while i’m really loving the story and atmosphere, i think i might be too dumb to complete any more of it
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ben @zawn.space · 02/08/2026
something lost in all of this Dom Lucre talk today is that, not only did he post CSAM on twitter, but he added his own watermark to it before doing so
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ben @zawn.space · 31/07/2026
i will admit that i know next to nothing about book publishing, but how did no one involved realize that a DEBUT thriller was AI-generated before a 14-WAY AUCTION and a $2.5 MILLION SALE
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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ben @zawn.space · 22/07/2026
it really is beginning to feel this way
Possible answer choice in my bar prep course that reads "No, because the Constitution does not apply to the bar." 6% of people selected that answer.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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ben @zawn.space · 01/07/2026
wow that Sissons contract sucks. Bob’s isn’t great either but yikes.
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ben @zawn.space · 29/06/2026
i’m manifesting a scenario where Dallas trades Robertson and the Leafs move Knies+ for Harley
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ben @zawn.space · 28/06/2026
i love deltarune so much
Kris and Co. speaking to a Floradinn, who says:
“Me? I like to get totally smashed before the show.”
It's not legal, but as long as the law doesn't know...Also, I replaced my sword with a big stick of butter.And I been liiiicking it.
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The average male reader goes from reading the Wimpy Kid series to "Diary of a CEO: 33 Laws of Business and Life" and that's why I've never been too fussed about the performative Lit Bro who reads Infinite Jest. He's an endangered species!
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ben @zawn.space · 25/06/2026
yup that’s me👍
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Hates People Who Use VR Al Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin"
moderation list
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ben @zawn.space · 23/06/2026
this is just laughably bad
bad AI-generated america 250 banner. banner shows a bald eagle flanked by the liberty bell, statue of liberty, and two american flags (both with the wrong number of stars). The sign says:
250 Years of Freedom
1776-2026
God Bless America from Coffee Cabin
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ben @zawn.space · 21/06/2026
it’s 2026, and if you’re wasting what little time we get on this planet complaining about paywalls on articles, you need to either get a grip or get off the internet entirely
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
[to tune of “Random Rules”]
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ben @zawn.space · 17/06/2026
Linda Yaccarino hot dog tweet
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ben @zawn.space · 17/06/2026
mina the hollower just jumpscared my ass so badly i about snapped my switch in half
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ben @zawn.space · 10/06/2026
undefeated social media psychosis barometer
“Made over 100 replies yesterday” tag on a certain account that really, really seems to like the Nazi tattoo guy
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ben @zawn.space · 31/05/2026
*beastie boys voice*
sign that says “no soup until september”
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Here's a question I think we all know the answer to: whose hypothetical future nomination for a Best Actress Oscar would more likely trigger sustained and vicious media fury about how it had been "stolen" from a "real woman" - Tilly Norwood or Hunter Schafer?
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ben @zawn.space · 26/05/2026
the Canadiens have 12 shots through almost four periods now. fake ass team.
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ben @zawn.space · 25/05/2026
just had a ~15 minute conversation with my neighbor and he used the phrase “oh that’s just the berries” three times
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ben @zawn.space · 23/05/2026
Pocoloco from Steel Ball Run drifting on a bull carcass while riding a horse
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ben @zawn.space · 20/05/2026
a tip for anyone deciding to waste their time watching all five seasons of the boys: don’t!
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ben @zawn.space · 19/05/2026
I have been using Kagi exclusively for about 2 years now and highly recommend it
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ben @zawn.space · 18/05/2026
very cool!
Rear window sticker in the shape of a dove that reads “In Memory of Charlie Kirk”
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