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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby

@zaktduck.bsky.social
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Mostly silent protagonist. Regularly a bloke called Mark. Occasionally a duck called Zak. Full time currburr, part time IT person for a HR team and freelance scapegoat. Consistently inconsistent. Opinions definitely my own. He/They

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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Butters Stotch: Oh It Was All Just A Dream
Alt: Butters saying "Oh It Was All Just A Dream"
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bandwagon #My9Games
The nine games that shaped who I am
Granny's Garden (BBC Micro)
Rana Rama (ZX Spectrum)
Sky Kid (Arcade)
Tetris (Game Boy)
Worms (Amiga)
Descent (MS DOS)
Half Life (PC)
Deus Ex (PC)
Duck Game (PC)
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh dear, @mancity.com have been very naughty. Some would say expulsion and immediate demotion next year to league 2 is too lenient. A winding up order is surely on the cards.
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you I have written the whole poem. Ed Sheeran’s “The Raven” awaits you at www.facebook.com/johnrobertsoncomedy
A photo of some blurry text on a laptop screen, mostly the title “Ed Sheeran’s The Raven” is visible.
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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall
A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time to ZUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! like it's 2005.
Taichi (the protagonist of CROSS†CHANNEL) collides with Misato after being run over yet again by Nanaka
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo's internal monologue: "Send that cursed thing to Peter Thiel, I'm not hatching the antichrist for him!"
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'd include rounding up anyone born in Piddington but now residing elsewhere in the UK, and sending them back to Piddington.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The people of Piddington have spoken. I say, grant them independence. Border controls. Visas to cross into the UK. Tariffs on goods. No GBP. No NHS. No benefits or pensions. Let us know when your little lilywhite enclave has gone all Mad Max and you started eating each other. BUH-BYE!
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of all the remakes, "racist Passport to Pimlico" was not on my bingo card www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Why is Piddington in Oxfordshire holding a referendum on leaving the UK?
Residents of Piddington, near Bicester, will vote in a symbolic referendum on Tuesday.
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This, is my BOOMSTICK!
Ash from The Evil Dead threatening B&W Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster and The Creature from the Black Lagoon with his chainsaw hand and shotgun.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Entrapment is when you break the law and get caught
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another year older, still none the wiser. Going to give myself headache not with gin but with a majority edge piece jigsaw puzzle.
Birthday Heist on the Hillside and Neighbours in the Tree, two of the three Majority Edge Piece jigsaw puzzles designed by Simone Giertz / Yetch Studio
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
-It is still Lake Ontario -It is still the Gulf of Mexico -It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. -He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
8/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…”
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Iain @iainmspillane.com · 26/08/2026
Nothing says innocence like paying $16.7Bn
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Leina @bowsette.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good lords, there's a remake of Manic Miner on the way, and everything about the trailer screams "Couldn't be arsed". Ugh, is this the year where UK retro gaming is just getting royally pillaged by charlatans?!
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ohfivepro.bsky.social @ohfivepro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's a little rhyme I use to work out if screen ratios are good or not 4:3 is the best but if it's fairly square you're almost there. 14:9's plenty if the game's from the 21st century. If you stretch 4:3 to 16:9 widescreen you should be beaten with a fkn stick until you die at the crime scene 🤔
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If true then American McGee might get his third Alice game after all, and since EA have all of Codematers (and by extension Sensible Software) IP how about someone pick up the rights to Mega Lo Mania for cheap?
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Get a Cenobite to eat at The Lament Burrito Shack "We have such sights to serve you..."
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Big Game Hunter
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bulgaria in the Eurozone Maduro off Venezuelan throne Taco threatens Greenland again Shadow fleet in Mediterranean US Hormuz stalemate Ebola crisis outbreak FIFA's plans are wearing thin Sore winner fights a Space Bin We didn't start the wildfire It just was burning whilst BBQ food was turning...
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Severe alert eh? How exciting!
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Spongebob and Patrick Panic
ALT: Spongebob and Patrick Panic
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Adso of Menk @adsomenk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Start the Count.
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Fletcher @fletchisafurry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is in Settings under Security and Privacy! If you're logged in, you can go here to disable it: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... Don't let your cool videos and streams be used for slop 🤍
A screenshot of the Settings header with Security and Privacy selected
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Bloggo's POW! @bloggospow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Remember folks, frame rates will severely drop from about 7pm tonight
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Footage of the total eclipse: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dtm...
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Jaffa Cakes Half Moon Full Moon Total Eclipse Advert
YouTube video by CultOfJaffa
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow. Just wow.
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Jim Blimey @jimblimey.com · 10/08/2026
Purple is the best flavour
Packet of saucy bbq Transform-a-snack, pickled onion Monster Munch and rub 'n saucy Nik Naks
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Gosunkugi @gosunkugi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Anyone up for a late night trip to Pembrokeshire to throw some pebbles in the sea?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Top of pasta and sauce instant stuff 
It has a picture of Aerith on it
And a knife through it
Like that one game
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know writers who use subtext,
 and they're all cowards
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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Uh oh, I know how this goes...
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Space: 1999 Sci-Fi TV Series Intro
Alt: Space: 1999 Sci-Fi TV Series Intro
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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Can you imagine a world without AI tools?"
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Lionel Hutz's World Peace Daydream
Alt: Lionel Hutz's World Peace Daydream
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Ocarina of Time's time travel mechanics explained.
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Jason @jaydoubleyou1969.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That was the Fall in session with “Violating Leviticus in the Locker Room”, this is the new one from Bogshed
John Peel
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Andrew Thomson @quantinghome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I guess tonight's the night when Bluesky discovers the difference between Manchester and Greater Manchester.
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Heavy Just Cause 3 intro screen vibes.
The intro and post-game launch screen for 2015's open world chaos 'em up, Just Cause 3.
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Today reminds me of something The Who once said. Meet the new boss Same as the old boss
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 15/07/2026
I blame Michael McIntyre #ENGARG
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One way or another, tonight's game is going to be Messi. #EngArg
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CSI Miami: David Caruso's Iconic Yeah
Alt: CSI Miami: David Caruso's Iconic Yeah
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Spoopy Mark "Zak T Duck" 🍗 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Counterpoint: Sensible Soccer International Edition 1.2 had the end result as 1-0, with a Shearer England goal in the 53rd minute. However as Alan Shearer's not playing, either result should be taken with a heavy dose of sodium chloride.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Having resigned as MP for Clacton, Nigel Farage will be a candidate in the resulting by-election to see if he can be MP for Clacton. His only confirmed opponent will be Count Binface 🗑️! A joke candidate in the style of an absurd cartoonish villain, Nigel Farage will be representing Reform UK.
Count Binface
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Cool G @colg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Another prospective candidate announces he is not running in the forthcoming Clacton by-election stating he doesn't want to look ridiculous....
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Mr Blobby Clapping at Britain's Got Talent
ALT: Mr Blobby Clapping at Britain's Got Talent
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