zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For some reason, I am thinking about this time I was staying with my “grandparents.” I couldn’t have been more than 6 or 7. My mother’s stepmother made hot dish for dinner. It didn’t smell very good so I decided to have a piece of bread, from the table, to eat instead. 100
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Am I grumbling about having to put on dress clothes to take pictures with my daughter before she goes to the homecoming dance? Yes. Am I doing so because she asked and she will always be my little girl? Also, yes. 110
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialI had a pony! @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s like the old woman/young girl illusion 4272
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Am I good at everything? No. Could I sing along with Ted when he sang the theme song to “Greatest American Hero?” Yes, perfectly. So I’ve got that going for me. 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The people I report to are first class chucklefucks. It’s hard to comprehend exactly how incompetent they are in their roles. 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/20261) Question the CIO on his new hire, privately. 2) Get wrecked in my JPR because he is a vindictive prick. 3) Watch your immediate boss lose the company $100k because he was too busy brown nosing to do his job. 4) Watch everyone else get their bonus while you get fucked. 5) Don’t profit. 001
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have felt like shit all day today and I didn’t have any idea why. 000
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas 17879107
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Being worried out of your mind on the inside while showing a calm exterior to my girl. I know she is going to be okay eventually but damn it. I feel horrible for parents with chronically sick kids. 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m complaining about the drive because I’m worried about her. 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh good. We get to drive to a children’s hospital in Detroit or Ann Arbor. 001
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“I’m going to bed early tonight.” No, no you are going to the ED with your daughter. Yeah! 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I signed up for a mystery box but I was rather disappointed. I might have misunderstood. 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You should tell the people who mean something to you that you appreciate them. This is a reminder for me. 010
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialAlejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 10/08/2026Michael J. Fox has said that due to his Parkinson's he has no memory of dating Susanna Hoffs in the '80s. Personally I cannot imagine a greater personal tragedy 1764294291
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Him: I want to watch you bounce on it Me: *buys a pogo stick* Him: that’s not what I meant 85713
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I normally don’t post porn on this account but this banana bread looks too good not to share. 120
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026@emceekayvee.bsky.social’s post reminded me of something that happened when I was an undergrad lab assistant. The study was about how media influenced women’s perception of their own body image. At the end of the study I read the participants the debriefing script and then recorded their weight. 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtI... #neverforgetyoutube.comafro ninjaYouTube video by airmoney 000
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 25/07/2026happy saturday don’t forget to show someone your boobs today 111234
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026@sayahbayahboo.bsky.social Did you know that John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name? 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The orange shitbag could so something hilarious today and give us a reason to remember Independence Day. 000
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026i wrote about finally leaving the giants behind: sundownmotel.ghost.io/quitting-the...sundownmotel.ghost.ioFully divestedEnding a fandom, acrimoniously. 96120
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialSusan @naurielsjh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Sadly, it fits perfectly.. 14243621243
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My brother just sent this to me and I can’t quit giggling. 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen even though it's over 20 years old. Lance Reddick was a genius and was taken far too soon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU-2...youtube.comToys R Me with Lance ReddickYouTube video by Funny Or Die 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Listening to the Cars at work wishing I was outside. #summermusic 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026@daisy91.bsky.social Your post made me remember to warn you. Apparently authorities found a body surrounded by bananas in a tub full of milk. Police suspect it’s a cereal killer. 120
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026A Pride Month thought. I "love" when people say "how do I explain gay people to my children?" as if it's difficult. I had the conversation with my kids were around five. "Sometimes a man and woman can love each other, sometimes two men, sometimes two women. What matters is love." Done. 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I just finished a book series and need to start something new which means I will spend the next couple of days staring at my library unable to make a decision. I love ADD! 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I have been in a scary dark place the last few days. 000
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/05/2026Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-serve… 833113378
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026There is a woman at the hospital I work at that looks like she could be your older sister. Every time I see her I think “She looks like that beautiful woman, @jshakesess.bsky.social !” 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I had a line on a different job that just evaporated and I’m sad about it. 010
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialMerrick Monroe 💜🖤 @merrickmonroe.com · 01/05/2026I posted this on IG a while ago and it almost got my account deleted so since I just found it on my phone again and it's totally evergreen I guess it can live here now ✌️😘 11922296
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialJymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026 81157273517
