zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 8hI guess I won’t dress up like Marilyn Monroe and sing you happy birthday today. 140
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This thumbnail looks like Bobcat Goldthwait. 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What is fucking you over this time? Health insurance? Or another one of the shit? 210
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I know it doesn’t help how you feel, but you are objectively, a very attractive woman. Plus you are a Pens fan. 020
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole…wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing!” 100
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I used to think it’s funny to kiss a girl with a runny nose but it’s not. 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s not a matchbox car? I don’t understand how you would play with that. 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not sure why that popped into my mind. Maybe because work has been so shitty lately. I think maybe the take home lesson is that I am not going to do something that I don’t want to do. Well, that and some of the people I grew up around were not great people. 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I sat back in the chair, still crying, but just stared at her until everyone was done eating. And I did not eat any hotdish. 100
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026She told me I had to try a bite. I very politely said “no thank you.” She said it again, more forcefully. I declined politely again. She wound up and full arm slapped me in the face so hard it knocked me out of the chair. I started crying, but got back up. 100
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For some reason, I am thinking about this time I was staying with my “grandparents.” I couldn’t have been more than 6 or 7. My mother’s stepmother made hot dish for dinner. It didn’t smell very good so I decided to have a piece of bread, from the table, to eat instead. 100
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mine just screams “PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME SEE THAT AGAIN” when I open it. 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That kid has had me wrapped around her finger since the doc handed her to me for the first time. 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Am I grumbling about having to put on dress clothes to take pictures with my daughter before she goes to the homecoming dance? Yes. Am I doing so because she asked and she will always be my little girl? Also, yes. 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ha, if you think that will get people to picture you dressed up in Ren Faire attire, well, you know, I mean, what were we talking about? 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This doesn’t take anything away from the league making money. The league is such a joke. 120
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey, thinking of you. That’s got to be nerve wracking. 030
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry. I have watched Pitch Perfect so many times with my daughter that’s the first thing I think of. 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Are you going to make me sing to you in the shower now? 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m bullet proof, nothing to lose. Fire away, fire away. 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want. Sorry, didn’t mean that to sound like an order. 010
Reposted by @zakkman.bsky.socialI had a pony! @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s like the old woman/young girl illusion 4272
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How is that possible? My property taxes have gone up every year. Congrats though. Michigan, amirite? 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is why we can’t have anything nice. Assholes. 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have seen this in my feed several times now and I have literally laughed out loud each time. Given my current mood, that’s really something. Well done. 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know you weren’t feeling well and I always lose my sense of taste when sick. 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Am I good at everything? No. Could I sing along with Ted when he sang the theme song to “Greatest American Hero?” Yes, perfectly. So I’ve got that going for me. 010
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The people I report to are first class chucklefucks. It’s hard to comprehend exactly how incompetent they are in their roles. 000
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/20261) Question the CIO on his new hire, privately. 2) Get wrecked in my JPR because he is a vindictive prick. 3) Watch your immediate boss lose the company $100k because he was too busy brown nosing to do his job. 4) Watch everyone else get their bonus while you get fucked. 5) Don’t profit. 001
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would respond more but for some reason my vision has gotten worse. 110
zakkman.bsky.social @zakkman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anyone that takes you out, even on one date, is an extremely lucky person. 030
