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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 02/10/2026
chabad told my friend her two ivf kids were not halachically jewish, which like is consistent with their stances and the rebbes bullshit, but feels like bad application or halacha to me.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 02/10/2026
making sure to remind my kidnapper that i'm vegan
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Shuck Hyena @shuckhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐕‼️
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 01/10/2026
this is just how you walk after push day, he was being very normal here.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 01/10/2026
Brodie kicking the shit out of him in that one clip made my crying turn briefly to a smile
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS DEATH RIDERS SHIT IS FOR LIFE
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
#AEWDynamite
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Hubert Schubert -✨Comms Open✨ @klaxia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
marina i need u to kill the dentist it is ur sacred duty do it 4 pac
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 30/09/2026
gotta go to the places that actually do lingua for good mexican (says the vegan of 12 years)
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 30/09/2026
gus is mid at best. the real hotness is the tiny hole in the wall place just off the corner at st clair and dufferin.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 30/09/2026
some corner stores and fruit markets do however have the good shit (mexican snacks with nutrition warnings in spanish, english, and french)
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 30/09/2026
we had good mexican food but the death march of franchise-ization has pushed all the good shit out :(
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/09/2026
genuinely i saw a bunch of egl coords and at least 3 different gyaru substyles in Vancouver over the past week.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/09/2026
every major city in Canada excels at something. montreal is the best at being a real city Vancouver is the best at alt fashion calgary is the best at pretending to be texas toronto is the best at stanley cup droughts. we all have something to offer
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/09/2026
HGH+TRT+E Blockers+L+ratio
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/09/2026
this ofc requires that anyone anywhere actually know that ringette is a sport
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/09/2026
netflix, im pitching a rivals to lovers romance series featuring a love triangle, NTR, and hardcore fucking called "Free Pass Line"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 26/09/2026
it pretty much means exactly what it says, which is nothing
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 26/09/2026
six of one (poops) half dozen of the other (farts)
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You may ask yourself: Does the world really need yet another trans-made traumacore indie visual novel where bad pervy things happen? No, the world does not. The world needs TEN THOUSAND MORE. Maybe even TEN TRILLION MORE.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no offense covid tests should be FREE AND NOT $10 A TEST
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 22/09/2026
i call her "john umamusume" because she feels so generic
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 22/09/2026
uma cosplayers are genuinely shifting the demo at these things
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 22/09/2026
taylor ham forebrain porkroll hindbrain
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 21/09/2026
imagine how it must feel to know trump has a huge crush on you and queens out every time he sees you while you abhor him
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 21/09/2026
theres a barber in burnaby BC called tommy cuts. @houseofsnax.bsky.social you gotta get this guy for gimmick infringement
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 21/09/2026
the addendum to this is: the optimal program is the one you will actually do
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 21/09/2026
being really consistent with a program is more important than finding the "optimal" exercise. just keep doing the same thing every week for 12 weeks and compare your strength from week 1 to week 12.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 21/09/2026
cant even let us have the lesbian sports bar. fucking annoying.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 21/09/2026
hes a huge sensitive little guy trying to find love and meaning while trapped in a town full of supernatural bullshit. Shelly was correct James is still cool. James has always been cool.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 18/09/2026
the secret is you dont roll meteor if you want the high score. its price is right machine scoring.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 18/09/2026
"who is that girl in pink? shes good; should i know her? shes about to roll meteor"
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 17/09/2026
i feel like at least once per year ive gotta pee in a large body of water to feel like ive had an ok year.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 16/09/2026
im so ready for Jamie Demetriou to grace my screen again.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HELP
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 14/09/2026
disrespectful to Cronenberg and therefore all of Canada
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 14/09/2026
getting rawed on CFL2070 MV Spirit of Vancouver Island >>>>>
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 14/09/2026
its pretty rad that i live a life where i can see packed theatres for screenings of movies made by trans women. if you get a chance to see Again Again at a film festival, go.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 14/09/2026
she saw you break kayfabe, now you gotta actually kill her.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pulling out my phone at my friends wedding on the dancefloor to show 15+ people a picture of tung tung tung sahur>>>>>>>>
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 13/09/2026
theres a reason tested federations for bodybuilding need to exist for the people who want to be natty, hien?
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 13/09/2026
brian cage is also out there winning IFBB competitions. no shit hes on gear. he does the two things where it both beneficial and not banned: wrestling and bodybuilding
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 13/09/2026
BC has no right to look this beautiful 😔
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aubrey, from mahjong 🀄 @honksnooze.moe.observer · 12/09/2026
are you homosexual are you looking for something to spice up your sex life you should try riichi mahjong
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 11/09/2026
girl called "bec" but its short for bec de corbin
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Craig Johnson @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
52 years ago, the military of Chile staged a coup against President Salvador Allende, medical doctor and leader of a Socialist coalition government, the region's first elected socialist leader.
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