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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX

@houseofsnax.bsky.social
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a podcast in which two cretins talk about snacks. there is lore. art by @clove.bsky.social

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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We really are in a golden age of gummy candy
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e. w. lour & etc @ew-lour.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
new @houseofsnax.bsky.social make a lour happy
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
btw. we’re back from outer space. <3 noisespace.xyz/2026/06/28/1...
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#170 – Dirty Ass Dew
Diet Coke and Lilith are BACK and checking out Dirty Mountain Dew together. Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (...
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[from somewhere deep within, a cackle]
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
[the walls creak]
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Looking at @houseofsnax.bsky.social like Padme at Anakin
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
okay i need everyone to know i had this week's episode fully fucking edited and uploaded and finished and i thought i hit the publish button and i didn't realize until i went to my podcatcher to play something else that it wasnt up come beat my ass about it the episode goes up in an hour
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@houseofsnax.bsky.social hey you wanna book some guy named Josh who sent an obviously AI email because I know you hate the sentence "quirky charisma your podcast thrives on"
Email from Info. Title: Can Josh Size more help your audience crush cravings?

Hello Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax team,

I recently tuned into your latest episode where you delightfully dissected Taco Bell's Chicken Nuggets. The blend of insightful opinions paired with the playful soundtrack like 'Hall of the Mountain King' certainly echoed the quirky charisma your podcast thrives on, making for an entertaining listen.

This brings me to why I'm reaching out. Josh Sizemore could be a fantastic guest for your show. With his wide-ranging expertise in the consumer goods world, from rejuvenating Original New York Seltzer to spearheading FeastFast, Josh offers a treasure trove of experiences in crafting snacks that meet dietary needs yet remain delicious, sharing parallels with your quest for tasty discoveries.Josh's proficiency in brand storytelling and his ability to navigate the challenges of scaling CPG brands could provide a fresh and engaging perspective for your listeners. Plus, with a following of over 25,000 LinkedIn business professionals already captivated by his insights, his appearance is bound to stir curiosity and discussion among your audience.

I truly believe that a conversation with Josh would not only entertain but also add incredible value to your listeners. Hope we can explore this opportunity further!

Best,

FeastFast Marketing

A linked in link follows
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
TELL THEM WE SAY YES
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
@houseofsnax.bsky.social incredible stuff in the noise space inbox
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 31/01/2025
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #82 I’m way into the weird detours into high production value radio drama we’re getting here, especially in contrast to the rest of the show, in which one can hear (for instance) a girl briefly glue her mouth shut with chewed-up buttery cracker 🧈/10
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 12/02/2025
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, 83 🥔/10
A letterboxd review by me

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

Watched Dec 21, 2022

I saw this movie in a heavily altered state and I still believe in my heart—though I cannot factually stand by this impression—that it was the most violent and grotesque thing I've ever seen
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Mushy Mustard @mushymustard.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
caught taking notes @houseofsnax.bsky.social
"the celestial object that is foundational to all life that we are aware of is an import from another dimension" -lil
"you know how superman gets his powers from the sun? that's what stars are supposed to do for everybody. we gave you one of the ones that doesn't work." -SK
"it doesn't give you superpowers like ours do. a properly functioning star give everyone superman powers. i have those in the snack dimension" -sk
"but everyone does so we kind of just don't use them. it's boring to us."
"you know, snack keeper, I think I need to ask you to end the episode just so mushy mustard can stop typing because this is a lot of information to be putting on the snack wiki
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 07/12/2024
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #60 that first fifteen minutes of stoned sleepover deep talk energy made me so happy, I love it when the house of snax is a house of pals “sodas are girls” period 💅 🥤/10
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 30/11/2024
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #55 I love a podcast where I can listen to some creep who claims to have invented tuberculosis destroy a robot who says “cunt” what snacks 💨/10
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 05/11/2024
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #46 the more we learn about the snack dimension the more I am reminded of the rich lore in my favorite gonzo fantasy/horror series, THE FOLD; mutant clone sex shows in an evil snack dimension would fit right in instarbooks.itch.io/sharing-by-m... 🍪/10
instarbooks.itch.io
Sharing by Miracle Jones by Instar Books
Book One of THE FOLD
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
we don’t normally involve ourselves in electoral politics and were going to avoid discussing this election in any detail until it passes but a time comes when you must speak up #DEFENDTHEDEW #ANYONEBUTTHESEDIPSHITS
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QueeredGender @queeredgender.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Anyway, listen to @houseofsnax.bsky.social
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The Incest Enjoyer @sororophile.sisc.one · 14/10/2024
What was your favorite Saturday morning Cartoon?
"toxic Yuri rival Sisters" written in the style of the teenage mutant Ninja turtles title
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 28/08/2024
I'm taking care not to spoil myself but the @houseofsnax.bsky.social wiki fucks hard
a parenthetical reading "it's cum" with no fewer than four citations
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
you’re god damned right
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 14/08/2024
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #2 • after the demure, modest mouth sounds of the first episode, the crunch present here is downright indulgent, almost sensual • to say nothing of the late appearance of the phrase “piss ocean” 🧀/10
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 14/08/2024
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #1 it is so important to have the chewing sounds debate right up front, but it also builds tension considerably before diet coke reveals—to the jubilation of all—that the whataburger jalapeño ranch is *not* chuck e. cheese garbage slop 🫐/10
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
sorry we forget this account exists
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
OH WORM?
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
no new episode this week! we have actually been operating with one host without a computer for weeks now which has left us completely unable to record and have been posting episodes recorded out of the backlog
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/07/2024
general mills declined to publish the review that we lovingly composed on @houseofsnax.bsky.social for tropical fruit gushers and i for one am offended
DC L HOUSE OF SNAX,
Our staff has read your review and values your contribution even though it did not meet all our website guidelines. Thanks for sharing, and we hope to publish next time!
Submit something new
Thanks again,
General MillsNeeded More GUSH BABY
everybody knows that we here at the house of snax love when a product shoots its sweet load at the back of your throat. that is the promise of gushers. but do these fulfill that promise? yes and no. call me shania twain when it comes to the red, 'cause that don't impress me much. the orange? however? hits the effing spot like tgi fridays on a 3 day weekend. blue raz????? its fine. i wish i could tell you what the
lime is like, but I'll never know. because it wasn't in my bag. isn't that sad? like the ending of Requiem for a Dream.
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aka Diet Coke aka La Guera aka Dianna Koch aka em... @verycooldie.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
When I put "a" into my browser, it autofills to "analbuttsex.com" it's like the scarlet letter for being a host of House of Snax
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
only a few more days to sign up for the patreon if u want her!!!
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
ok i’m going back to being a house now
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
puppy girls run the shit at weird girl middle school
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
making blood smiley faces on the gross soft pizza crackers and using pepperonis for the eyes at the weird girl middle school
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
as long as i mention a food or drink i can post on this account you can’t stop me mom
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
putting jelly beans in each others butthols at the weird girl middle school
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
separating oreos apart and sticking the cream side to ur crushes face at the weird girl middle school
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
meats loaf
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
what’s for lunch at the weird girl middle school
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
go listen to house of snax it's a really funny podcast! i did the new artwork and diet coke and lilith are so cool to work with! noisespace.xyz/category/hou...
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
𝖎 ' 𝖒 𝖞 𝖔 𝖚 𝖗 𝖘
black and white drawing of a figure in spiked armor with a wolf skull head, pouring blood from a heart. behind, faded text reads "drink me down"
🔪💜
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
House of Snax is a UNION OPERATION now and so naturally we’re reviewing the Mountain Dew that looks UNCANNILY like piss noisespace.xyz/2024/06/25/1...
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#138 – House of Snax Local 666420
The House of Snax is union now and they have bonded together to review Mountain Dew Baja Laguna Lemonade. Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mo...
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
House of Snax is a UNION OPERATION now and so naturally we’re reviewing the Mountain Dew that looks UNCANNILY like piss noisespace.xyz/2024/06/25/1...
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#138 – House of Snax Local 666420
The House of Snax is union now and they have bonded together to review Mountain Dew Baja Laguna Lemonade. Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mo...
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
posting my steam deck boot screen again
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
i wonder if she’s into feet too
the poster for the disney channel original movie smart house
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
btw this isn’t lilith i’m the house it’s like the disney channel original movie smart house except this milfy hologram only knows how to post on bluesky
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
and so it is. [bangs gavel on a packet of fire sauce] FUCK PICKLES
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
don’t worry we still like fallout. iffy on stripey socks. afaik neither of us owns the stuffed shark. shit we might be cis
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DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX @houseofsnax.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
well if joey chestnut’s not doing anything july 4th do you think he can come on the show we’re certainly not busy
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