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cayce רחל חנה

@caycef.bsky.social
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transsexual ratboy prince/ess (she/her) don’t reskeet my selfies 💥✍️ electrologist @ NV 📍YYZ autotectonic.bandcamp.com

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 5h
officially quit nicotine actually for real and it stuck this time, after starting on the juul back in 2017, movin to smokes in 2021, and shifting down to zyns this summer. turns out the zyns rly did work to wean me off slowly cont’d 👇
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 16h
ngl its crazy how there was a whole humanoid canid subspecies that died out in the middle ages because they overwhelmingly converted to christianity, became monks/nuns, most took vows of celibacy, and now no one talks about them???
a small ivory figure dated to 1500s denmark depicting a fox in a monk's outfit
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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no im not nonbinary like "im neither man nor woman" im nonbinary like "i am everyone. i am the one and i am the all. i am the pure source made real. i am the father, the son, and the holy spirit. buy my ebook series to achieve complete spiritual fulfillment"
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 8h
god working at the dick sucking factory factory: buddy, they don’t even let ME heiros gamos
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honestly my morning routine has been *crackin* all month and i rly feel like i’m finding myself again and a great cloud is lifting 🥹
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE VERY TRANSSEXUAL OATMEAL GREEN TEA NO NIC NO WEED BREAKFAST BABYYYYYYY we’re so fkn back
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its dinnertime. i cook the alison roman beans. it’s dinnertime. i cook the carla beans. it’s dinnertime. i cook the alison roman beans. my life is a series of moments who am i? beans? stew? is there even a bean stew looking back at me? etcetera
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh yeah im nonbinary now fuck it idgaf
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violence @creature.gay · 24/09/2026
one of those jokes that has unintentionally aged like wine
jack donaghey from 30 rock sayinf
"We're almost pulling it off. The Harry potter theme park...""...is a huge hug with both anglophiles and pedophiles"
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yes i’m going to toronto garlicfest tmrw obviously 🧄
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i feel when i shoplift from a loblaws
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i could *definitely* use any fraction of a thousand dollars that comes my way, power bills don’t pay themselves paypal me rich people! paypal.me/caycefischer DO IT!!!
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the sex dungeon of doctor parnassus
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TIL what an “abecedarium” is and it’s exactly what it sounds like yeah it’s something with the ABC’s on it scientists are so silly
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jeff rosenstock is an anagram of jerk off, not secs
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have a black thumb to start with and i don’t need AI making it worse it’s rly demoralizing to search for anything you don’t already know about these days - you can’t trust ANY SITE or result or generated book recommendations
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gardeners pls send me indoor herb garden links and advice EVERYTHING I FIND VIA GOOG SEARCH (blogs articles etc) IS WRITTEN BY AI 🤮 AI CANT GROW A PLANT A COMPUTER CANT CREATE LIFE GET OUTTA HERE
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
realizing that happyness by age chart is just the social security retirement age lmao
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eh, why would you adapt Shakespeare into a language from 500 years BEFORE it was written? Or is this Hollywood Reporter making a goof?
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
surprise motherfucker
picture of a piano stand at a nice music store with “50 classical masterpieces” book on the left and an open book on the right with “Dexter Main TV theme” showing
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fkn motorists honestly r i p gobonono
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i think i’m officially done with eurorack music. going to sell my remaining modules & case and move on i’ve made some music i’m very proud of and it was a wonderful hobby but i haven’t touched the stuff in ages and i have no plans for new releases. and i need the money 🤷 beginning of a new era
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that demonic owl was up to no good this whole time smh
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh wow it’s cold this morning oofa it’s fkn autumn doofa summer is over uaaagh winter is soon wehhhhhhh
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm very excited there's a new china miéville out but i really don't know if my brain works well enough any more to read a 1,200 page novel
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
vito star war
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thankfully only the shooter and a cop were wounded so aside from the terror i guess this ended well /cope
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 21/09/2026
This is why we need more trans people in media since points like these don’t get brought up in context from a cis perspective.
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just put on my old allan edmonds oxfords, that i haven’t worn since the Before times 8 years ago …. and my feet have shrunk possibly an entire size since then that’s so fkn crazy
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
delicious cheese 🧀 😋
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
guy at the chess factory voice: brother, they don’t even let ME open d4
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
oooo when the knight closes iiiiiiin 🎵
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They hated him because he squeaked the truth
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
damn i just thought about regina spektor for the first time in years , i loved her music back in the 00s gosh lets check her wikipedi-- oh, noooo she’s super duper zionist rip rip rip rip rip
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the alter psalter nobody will understand this it’s just for me
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
as a huge jeopardy fan i think the game has become far too focused on memes and redditor reference jokes since ken took over and it’s embarrassing imo jeopardy used to be clever and this is just sad hate to yuck on a yum but damn alex trebek and his era of producers rly ran a much better ship
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i fkn hate wearing a bra smh
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Tamamo Crossfaded @ Home @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 16/09/2026
Thomas Aquinas absolutely gone off this loud, writing in tongues at four in the morning:
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
even the friggin soap is toxic smh what is happening
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington Bear voted leave and hates curry 🐻
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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'll come back to fortnite when i can play as bailey jay
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
draw me like one of your french spirits (into a crystal)
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dude’s on his way to the Eyes Wide Shut party i guess
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