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Zac Jones

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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I invented a robot. It just so happened to rob a bank, shoot the teller, and put all the money in my personal account. The government needs to invent laws to hold this robot accountable!! 😠 Also, I will be releasing Robot 2 next week
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One silver lining of Oklahoma not being competitive politically is we don't get AS inundated with political ads 🤷
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Feel like "Wayne" has a pretty good success rate as a name. Wayne Knight Wayne Brady Reggie Wayne They all seem cool
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Joseph Lowery @joeclowery.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤝 Sources: FC Tulsa's sporting director Caleb Patterson-Sewell and head coach Luke Spencer have signed multi-year contract extensions at the club. Tulsa secures two crucial pieces after winning the West and making a run to the USL Championship Final last year. @backheeled.com.
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Love the idea of this. Please let this happen!
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
CHELSEA GRAY DID IT AGAIN This time for the win after A'ja steals the ball from Caitlin
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
PSA to my, like, 30 followers that you should watch Bobby Fingers on YouTube A unique, masterful, confounding creator
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Walk in a Straight Line Challenge, Airport Edition: IMPOSSIBLE!
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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San Antonio Express-News @expressnews.com · 20/07/2026
Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19, of Carrollton, was killed Friday in the attack on Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan.
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Texas soldier among those killed in Iranian attack on U.S. base in Jordan
Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19, of Carrollton, was killed Friday in the attack on Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan.
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This World Cup was such a nice reminder that good things CAN happen in this world
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
👋 ENZO
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶
Fast and Furious “see you again” meme but with Pausa de Hidratación instead of Paul Walker
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
telemundo booth called beckham “spice boy” lmaooooooooo GIVE TELEMUNDO A NOBEL PRIZE FOR THEIR WORLD CUP COVERAGE
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If I was France, I would simply score 4 goals on Paraguay 🤷🇺🇸
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Living On A Prayer is apparently the unofficial song of the World Cup
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
No way! It happened again! Covered his mouth, decision is red card!
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NEUER! LET'S GO! THAT'S MY KEEPER
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Legit got chills from this. What a moment!
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I know Draft Kings is making tons of money, so why does it look like they only spent $15 to make their commercials?
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I love *everything* about this goal celebration. It just gets better and better. 10/10. No notes.
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Turns out the infinite money glitch was being shamelessly corrupt! Who knew?
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Do cybertrucks just come from the factory with Texas plates installed, or...
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Apparently I don't understand what the word "ceasefire" means
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/05/2026
dudes rock
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Didn't realize until right now how much I'd want to play a LEGO: Halo game
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Idk, maybe I just don't want to have to breathe a sigh of relief that we didn't nuke a country for no reason at an arbitrary time on a random Tuesday in April, then just wake up and go to work the next day like everything is normal None of this is normal
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
What a beautiful moment.
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Tough loss and gonna be hard to sit with that ending, but still a fantastic season for Tulsa #ReignCane forever
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
UCLA dismantled them Goodness
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter! He is risen!
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The Duke women's team taking out Kim Mulkey then exiting in their next game... Thank you ladies for your service! 🫡
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Extremely rare voice: congratulations Duke University
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Happy for Miami Ohio, and doubly happy they beat those frauds from SMU
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Goalie #0 for San Antonio FC sucks
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Seeing military recruiting ads on TV really hits different right now
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Food market in Portugal with local restaurants, playing Vulfpeck over the speakers? Might have to move here guys...
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
As an FC Tulsa fan, this hurts But happy for him! Go be great, Taylor!
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Love the energy from Behrend tonight! #ReignCane
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I can't believe I'm locked in to the All Star game This feels incredible
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Wemby caring about the All Star game is amazing
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Really enjoyed this thread going over the details from the Bad Bunny halftime show!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I thoroughly enjoyed that Bad Bunny performance!
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Zac Jones @zacjones.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Saw The Two Towers in a theater today. Forgot how moving Sam's speech is at the end. Weighed heavily on me given the state of America right now youtu.be/k6C8SX0mWP0
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LOTR The Two Towers - The Tales That Really Mattered...
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Some highlights of Marina Mabrey's 27 point first quarter #unrivaled
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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I think about this post a lot
Tumblr post by stimmyabby

Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority"

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and they mean "if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person"

and they think they're being fair but they aren't, and it's not okay.

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