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Miragenos @miragenos.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Reposting because this is still too good
"Really winning the hearts and minds by kidnapping those children from school like the local pedophile would do, those brave ICE agents"-a post from thedimpsler
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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Found a claw machine based on your mom
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
we should've publicly executed at least a dozen people after the housing market crashed and we are paying the consequences for not doing that now
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
white collar crimes need to be treated as crimes. if they exceed a certain dollar value they need to be treated identically to attempted murder or murder.
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ad1121.bsky.social @ad1121.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
So you won't stand for your constituents, you won't fight to defend the laws, but you'll have those willing to do so arrested? Itxs clear that you're bought and paid for, you cowardly kapo.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
some guy in a black mask shoves a journalist? weeks worth of news reports on the new radical left. Members of Elon Musk's DOGE team have ties to a network of Nazi terrorists who trade child porn? Can't report on that, best wait to see if anything develops.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
very interesting that this guy chose to attack a Tesla dealership wearing an American flag and what looks like a Naruto headband(?)
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov #GrifterInChief
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Imagine watching Office Space and rooting for The Bobs.
From an NYT piece about Elon Musk's government takeover, describing his office in the White House: "He also had a DOGE T-shirt emblazoned with a quote from one of his favorite movies, 'Office Space': 'What would you say you do here?'"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
do you have any idea how expensive Dan Flashes is
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Daniela Nadj @nadjdaniela.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
JD Vance is a twat who said that childless people shouldn't have the same voting rights as people with children. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
How JD Vance emerged as the chief saboteur of the transatlantic alliance
Vance snaked his way in first to the row between Trump and Zelenskyy, his second intrusion this month after Munich
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Cartoon by Jesse Duquette www.instagram.com/misterjesseduquet…
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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The right will treat other human beings like dog shit, then reel back and gasp when you tell them to eat shit. *Especially* if you’re a woman. They go rangy if a woman swears in their vicinity. (So make sure to go with the really raunchy shit. Reference vaginal fluids early and often.)
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Neil Kaslon @kaslon2410.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Fuck that was embarrassing...... and we are supposed to lead the free world??
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
for a while Musk really did seem like the most relatable billionaire. yeah, if i had that kind of money I'd want to go to space and make sports cars, etc. Turned out that was just PR, and what he really wanted out of life was to be seen as funny by teenaged Nazis on the Internet
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends Feb 18th, 6 PM PT Available now on PC and consoles www.tombraider.com/products/gam...
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Gold Ed. courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends February 13th, 5 PM PT Game is available now starting $51.29 on Gamesplanet w/ code HENRY us.gamesplanet.com/game/kingdom...
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
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SleepaKaye Camp @kaye.zone · 06/02/2025
That Chris Farley and Phil Hartman were taken from us, but we're still blighted by Rob Schneider and Jim Breuer, is proof that ours is a reality cursed by demonic energies.
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Mass demonstrations in #SanDeigo against #ICE and in solidarity with immigrant workers targeted by Trump last night were attacked by riot police in heavily armored vehicles with tear gas, after protesters rallied and occupied streets with flags and music for hours. Photos via /omartineztj.
Demonstrators throw back tear gas in the streets after being attacked by riot police. Riot police in heavily armored vehicle look out at demonstrators. Tear gas explodes in the streets. People look on as police 'bear cat' sits on the streets.
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Jonathan @renewableenergy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This is some bombshell, scandelous, spy-novel-esque news in the climate space: It’s alledged that a lobbying firm representing ExxonMobil engaged in hacking and targeting 128 climate activists and/or environmental organizations involved in climate ligation to discredit those individuals/groups.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 18/01/2025
Bryan MacCormack, the executive director of a New York-based immigrant rights group, was pulled over by CBP with two undocumented passengers in the vehicle. He knew his rights, refused to acknowledge their "warrant", and despite CBP threatening him, the agents eventually were forced to let him go.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 7 NA eShop codes for Star Wars: Episode I: Jedi Power Battles (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends January 26th, 6 PM PT) Game is available now on PC and consoles www.aspyr.com/starwars/
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i personally feel that looking out for your neighbor, taking care of the environment, bettering your community, and kicking the absolute shit out of anyone espousing Nazis values is the height of Real American Patriotism.
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SleepaKaye Camp @kaye.zone · 22/01/2025
Bastards don’t want to be reminded that they are doing a bad thing that’s hurting people. This operates up and down the scale. Call someone out for littering and they’ll yelp like a kicked dog and ask how you could do such a thing.
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Justin Apgar @prandpw.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
the people who built this thing need to be caned in public until they lose consciousness
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ch000ch on Twitter: hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
sometimes it's worthwhile to meet your heroes
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
if elected president i promise to spend 3 years and a shitload of money building a "colonization rocket" we can open up to all the stupidest, loudest people in our society and then just launch their asses into the void
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SleepaKaye Camp @kaye.zone · 31/12/2024
I'm getting ready to mail the check to TransActive for Duckstream 2024, and I wanted to share that this year's total was $31,631.33. In the past 11 years, the Duckfeed community has given more than $191,000 to TransActive to help trans youth and their families. So, congratulations and thank you.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Lena
@banalplay
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the
equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
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A. Fresnel @fresnel.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
So Ohio is about to mandate outing closeted queer youths who trust their teachers, can y'all annoy the ever loving shit out of Mike DeWine about it? (614)-644-4357
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 09/12/2024
"I solemnly swear to kiss the feet of every executive I see. Capitalism is my only god." The CEO looked at his work, smiled with satisfaction and waited for the coerced assent to roll in from his wage slaves. He could now safely go back to his important job of denying chemotherapy to dying children
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SleepaKaye Camp @kaye.zone · 09/12/2024
I think I saw this on a terminal file in Cyberpunk.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
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British Orioles @britishorioles.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving Birdland! 🦃
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
just watched the Woody Harrelson LBJ movie. lots of fun. very soothing. completely ignores the Vietnam war, as LBJ himself would've wanted.
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