Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Do you guys bunch or fold the toilet paper before eating it? 000
Reposted by Bendito BlamPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/02/2025TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No, 464614618
Reposted by Bendito BlamJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 12/08/2026My high school’s mascot was The Big-Titted Knights 1624
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026my understanding of most things would surpass Van Gogh. He's eclipsed by my knowledge. I cannot paint. 000
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'm fucked off a robust lungo with some microwave milk, shaking at such a high vibrational frequency it seems my skin has a smoothing filter effect on it. I've de-aged this actor. 000
Reposted by Bendito BlamGeorge Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026They've Been and They've Killed Me in acryla gouache 0419143
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026When the Big Diarrhea agenda is calling.. You answer 000
Reposted by Bendito BlamNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since 01332330
Reposted by Bendito BlamNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Librarian got mad at me for going ham on the books Lol. #SorryBitch 216321
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026when being peeked at inside a bathroom stall. One must always peek back. 000
Reposted by Bendito BlamBusiaco @busia.co · 18/06/2025You: Free sword for whomever can pull it from the stone. Plus you get to be king. It's remarkable. Me: Not my sword, not my problem. 0404
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I love to see figures where there oughtn't be, shadows hanging about in my bedroom. And I love to stare them down. It's like chewing on your lips till they bleed, but for the mind. 000
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026east and west. And ne'er the two shall meet! Hm? What's that? They have. Oh dear 000
Reposted by Bendito BlamThe Mold Prince @orchidcamp.bsky.social · 01/03/2026lot O fear entering my heart lately .. 0101
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 01/03/2026thbt thbbt Do you taste that? Boy. There be dinasaurs in these hills... 000
Reposted by Bendito Blammore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/02/2026a Very high guy wandered into work today, so i give him the ol' Can I Help You Sir and he nearly falls over. now my boss is going Hey You Can't Be In Here and dude is all "no it's ok, i just lost my balance" like that's the issue. ah we thought you did that on purpose. well, welcome to the warehouse 41274
Reposted by Bendito Blammorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026You talk in circles! There is loneliness in this life as well! Why will you not listen to me? You have strength that I need! Let me join you! I want power to crush man and mer, just as you have! 13010
Reposted by Bendito BlamKly (𝔐egalith) @klyart.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Who do you think that is there?! 120473
Reposted by Bendito BlamLinnea Sterte @decassette.bsky.social · 19/02/2026GUYS have you seen this. antarctica on google maps. go look at it. this is tech struggling to process the Sublime 6744197
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Today I am a grid of fireworks and my pyrotechnic is smoking on the job. 000
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026for my turn, I'd like to roll to seduce the elephant in the room 000
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026i was in jury duty the other day and there was this huge elephant in the middle of the damn courtroom, and then the plaintiff stood up and hollered "that's him that's the motherfucking elephant what did me in!" The court didn't like that outburst one bit. Elephant was minding his business. 000
Reposted by Bendito BlamKyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot! 2183901839
Reposted by Bendito BlamBendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Mama, I don't feel none too good, I got a God inside me 001
Reposted by Bendito BlamYoann Lossel @yoannlossel.bsky.social · 04/07/2025“The Dream” — watercolor, colored pencil, pastel and gold leaf on paper. A tribute to Alphonse Mucha’s Le Pater. One of the last illustrations I’ll share before returning to my project Labyrinthe. Context and position in the pinned post. 139293
Reposted by Bendito BlamYoann Lossel @yoannlossel.bsky.social · 30/07/2025The Love of Bastet — oil on paper, 2022 A tribute to The Tomb of Böcklin by the German Symbolist painter Ferdinand Keller. 210114
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026If I squint I can barely see you! I can hardly make you out! What the fuck are you! 000
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026You don't know do you? That you're dealing with a Master Microwaver. 000
Reposted by Bendito Blammorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Hello. I hope you won't take too much of my time. 0165
Reposted by Bendito BlamThis user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026do you like my socks your honor? they are striped black and yellow like a bumblebee 1252
Reposted by Bendito BlamSerena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Celestial Reunion - watercolour and acryla gouache on paper for Magic: The Gathering's "Lorwyn Eclipsed". AD: Jameela Wahlgren An emotional reunion between two elemental gods. I was asked to lean into a stylized representation of them, and I had a lot of fun playing with the intertwining shapes. 391555440
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026And my god my good god, just then: my private, aside thought (in parentheses) was so full of some unquenched spirit that it revealed and exposed itself, BEYOND the confines and metaphorical curtain of my parentheses (LIKE A PALE AND )DIRTY BUM- my god there it is again! 000
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Giving my boss some Swissmas Cheer, and now I dowse him in the chocolate milk I microwaved for 17 minutes 000
Reposted by Bendito Blam𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 23/12/2025🎶i gotta poop at the thought of you, sucking fucking shitting too🎵 1373
Bendito Blam @yumdirt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I made a horror. Well. I wouldn't use such mean language. More of a doodad. And I think it's well within our comprehension. Even yours. 000
