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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Looool this might have well be subtitled “three places you hang out” alxwhere #10 · 2,961/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 1000 pts · 69 ft off 2. 961 pts · 331 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 0 ft off alxwhere.com

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How well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

YES I saw RESIDENT EVIL this weekend and YES I enjoyed it very much but NO I will not talk to you about it unless it’s something you really want to talk about because it was really squishy.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For those unsure, it was fireworks from the Nats game, we were there.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At the Nats game, and @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social keeps getting mad at me for cheering for the ABS system.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

10 years ago today @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social and I got hitched. And yes, that owl was an invited guest.

A bride and groom with an owl between them.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

People who log in early to All Hands meetings give off a real “teacher’s pet” vibe

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

One of the most frustrating things about living in Alexandria is how often thousands of people have intense opinions about our city and our lives and have also never set one single step in our VERY SMALL community.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Listen, I’m obnoxious about the movies I like. I literally have a (mostly useless) degree in Film Writing. My favorite movie is IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE by Wong Kar Wai. My favorite actress is Juliette Binoche. I’m a blow hard. And yet still I will always cry through the last fifteen minutes of CARS.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Look all I’m saying is that I certainly don’t remember MY parents spending so much of THEIR time finding MY toys that I misplaced.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Remembering in real time that I’m not a pleasure to watch football with. Sorry @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social I’ll try to be more… optimistic

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Really loved COYOTE VS ACME. In case you can’t tell from my overall vibe, I’ve always been a Looney Tunes kid.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I am a very particular brand of millennial

CD of WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Time to traumatize the two-year-old!

The title screen for RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you guys liked looking at our bookshelf you should see what’s in the Blu-Ray Ottoman.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

2026 Book Thread Update! Daughter and I officially finished out FIRST novel together tonight! Was she asleep the back end of the last chapter? Yes. Did she think Aslan was a zebra? For some reason yes. But we still got it done!

A luxurious hard cover copy of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Lest we all forget that I am a SeRioUs ArtiSTé…

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I wish I didn’t get so many CPAP ads in my social media. Now look are they correct, does it apply to me? Yes. But still, give a guy a break!

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I wanted to make ALX neighborhood posters, then looked online and saw a million versions of exactly what i was imagining. So i made this weird thing instead! Love you, Del Ray!

A medieval style page celebrating del ray with an angel offering a man some pizza

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Nothing would make me happier than them researching the wrong Kyle Reardon and finding all my drawings of dogs.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why, yes! I AM still working on my medieval style bunny with a sword book!

An owl swooping in the night towards a small rabbit

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Need to apologize to @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social who is currently hosting a webinar across the desk from me and I just opened what must be the LOUDEST can of Coke Zero in the history of cans.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Day trip to the National Aquarium

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Out of nowhere we find out my father is in Spain (???) speaking at a youth conference (???) and he sends the following photo “from camp”. He then experienced near totality during the eclipse.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy

J Jonah Jamison with an empty speech bubble above his head.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I’ve never felt more my age than when I looked at my night stand this week, picked up a little bottle and said, “Huh, I don’t remember this prescription…”

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Honestly the hardest part of parenting young kids is how a wonderful, fun, productive day where everyone got attention they wanted can SUDDENLY DEVOLVE INTO THE HARDEST 45 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE. I always remind myself that the entire trip wasn’t the same tone as trying to get into the car.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Friends - I only have a year and a half left to make it on Alexandria’s “40 Under 40”. What’s my accomplishment, you ask? “Man About Town,” of course. Or maybe “Local Dude”.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I just ordered a pack of Tech Deck skateboards for “my children”.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Also look I really loved THE ODYSSEY. But maybe you didn’t need to build your horse halfway IN the water on the beach????

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Saw Spider-Man AND The Odyssey this week and honestly loved them both. Though I gotta say I wouldn’t mind seeing a movie with like… one different actor.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Yeah you should hire Kayla because I also help out some times while she’s chugging water.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Okay I decided on my hypothetical Skeets Lecture Topic™️: “How To Develop Good Taste In Picture Books”. You, too, can become pretentious in children’s literature!!

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I said “Look at Rothko over here” as my daughter went to town on some pan pastels. Honestly it should have gotten me a much bigger laugh.

A child rubs red pastels all over a piece of paper.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Del Ray gang—what’s the general consensus on PeaceOut Del Ray? Just went for the first time and not really motivated for a second visit, but maybe just bad luck?

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

“Just when I thought this case couldn’t get any more complicated… one heckuva bird hopped into my office.”

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

There’s a lot of reasons to be frustrated with ACPS, but the fact that my child starts kindergarten on Monday and I’m just expected to put her on a bus she’s never ridden before because they just “didn’t have a step-up event this year” is honestly infuriating.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Like, once every two months I mutter under my breath, “thank God I’m not into Lego. That would be very bad for my family.”

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Disclaimer: I have no idea what I’m talking about with this one but I’m going off a ~*vibe*~

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Counterpoint: this is one of @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social‘s favorite parts of theme park visits. Woman loves logistics.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

No spoilers for The Odyssey, please, I didn’t finish Sophomore English.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

About 40% of parenting toddlers is trying to keep them from squeezing a food pouch too hard when you hand it to them.

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

So here I am Doing eeeeeeeeverything I can Holding ooon to what I am Pretending I'm a superman

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Kyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I tend to roll my eyes at Youth Slang™️ until I remember how many times I text “Sick!!!” to @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social

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