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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody

@yourpalroachie.bsky.social
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| he/him 🏳️‍⚧️, 30's, grocery store bakery worker in the greater metro detroit area | black cat enthusiast 🐈‍⬛ | arthropod appreciator 🪲 | funny skeleton collector 💀 | 💖 MY WIFE @eerieemilie.bsky.social 💖 ✨ #GLLANGGANG ✨

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Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️ @spiderdungeon.bsky.social · 6h
No takers on these lil fella yet!!
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Momodriller @momodriller.bsky.social · 5h
anyone want a quick, like, fullbody sketch comm? i'll take two and have them for 40 bucks... ill do whatever i feel like is 40 bucks worth of work on however complicated your character is, so no price diff for any haha. Just reply to this im doing it real casual right now
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 18h
grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome
a sheep with its head up and with its head lowered to graze, showing the freaky eyeball thing
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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.northsky.social · 3h
The contentment of discovering the perfect fit
Photo of a buff orange tabby cat curled up asleep in a cardboard box that is the perfect size for comfort.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 4h
The fucked up thing about capitalism is that when people find affordable alternatives due to price gouging, instead of recognizing that people can't afford necessities, the market adapts to increase prices in insane new ways to maintain infinite growth.
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 6h
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Demihumane @demihumane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even more reason to not buy 3d printed models from the swap meet! Allergic to your own mouth sounds like a brand new torture I don't want to experience.
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Setz @setzeri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In my many times where I act like the joker.
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eat your beans, it's Meepis Monday
a cat is sitting with her hing leg raised, looking at the viewera cat is licking her hind leg, her toes are splayed out
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Jonathan Wojcik @bogleech.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bogleech.com/story-macrog... List-based creepypasta originally from my patreon! An explorer's guide to slugs and snails of Interest
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List Based Creepypasta: Macrogastropoda of the Pacific SouthEast
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
runty is being crab rangoons instead of chips this morning
a very blurry cat in a box that originally came from a Chinese
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
artist's rendition
poorly drawn cat furry smooching a regular pet cat
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bro my wife is snuggling Kira and they are both so fucking cute right now
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69 Spiders at Spooktacufur 🔞 @spiderswebart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Engagement is down, post hole
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Jonathan Wojcik @bogleech.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mortasheen.com to learn about the ttrpg and available books, art by me! My approach to designing this one was "What would Kentaro Mirua do"
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Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️ @spiderdungeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Joltik ⚡️🕷️ #pokemon
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BigCatDen Crafts @bigcatdencrafts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you re-instate your Nitro? Did you not cancel the subscription earlier this year? Now's the time to let them hear your wallet speak out against this, because money is the only thing they truly seem to care about.
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Jack Miller @nekosd43.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GUESS WHAT I FINALLY FINISHED
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My birthday is Weds. I'll be celebrating it entirely alone cause I'm disabled. This is also the anniversary of some pretty significant trauma in my life, so I ain't doing too good. If you would be so kind as to share my article, and, if possible, tip to help me with medical debt, I'd be grateful.
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serpy @dogmouthed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
drafting new thingys. i call them glups
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lrt: literally me
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sketch preto e branco de uma Morticia Addams lobo guará e um Gomez Addams cachorro vinagre, desenho acentua a diferença de altura dos dois bichos, lobo guará altissimo e cachorro vinagre baixote.
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🪳HauntedCicadaSongs🪳 @hauntedcicadasongs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
for my friend 🥰 based on a dream he had nd asked me to draw
digital painting of a corpse-like man standing infront of a blackened, dying sun. his right arm is raised pointing upward toward it. he is holding a staff that ends in a giant crescent shape at the top. the sky is a dark red. a small flame hovers above his head. he is wearing a very old and tattered loin cloth
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very brief Chobani Flip update today,
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because @jesshebert.bsky.social reminded me.
ANSI Notice style sign. 

POOP YURT

This is a yurt you can poop in. Like Conan.
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Red @redvelvetbat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An adopt I did for @mainmandarin.leftfield.city based on a sketch I did a while back! #Art #Furry #characterdesign
A drawing of a cartoony detective dog looking at something with an incredulous expression, he's holding a small notepad in one hand.
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the EVIL lesbian with commissions open @dreadianz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Commission for @olthomas.bsky.social of their cat Jessie, who sadly passed away a few days ago. Jessie was a sweet beautiful old girl and a lovely model to draw 🐱🩷👼🌈 #commission #cat #digitalart #petloss #memorial #dreadart
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@Ygrene

[From Basement]: *scary murdery noise*

Me: oh shit

Me: *makes slightly more scary more murdery noise*

[From Basement]: Oh shit
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MAZZ buy my art. i’m cheap @tornfeathers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sitting Sneel on a beautiful day.
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MAZZ buy my art. i’m cheap @tornfeathers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kelvin, Celsius, and Fahrenheit my gas lamp kitties
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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MAZZ buy my art. i’m cheap @tornfeathers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my half of a trade with Hunter Octavia Moonimp also hunter is a pretty dragon. i’m proud of this headshot guys 💜
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69 Spiders at Spooktacufur 🔞 @spiderswebart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wolf spider and her spoodlets
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Salarez @salarez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Howdy gang! I aint desperate so dont view this that way, but I did officially recieve my severance payment from the old workplace today! Ive got runway, but if you like what I do now would be a great time to buy a few of my stickers or toss a coffee my way.
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Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️ @spiderdungeon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i couldn't find milhouse ANYWHERE and then. i did lol
Millie hiding in her cave (she is a jumping spider)Millie close up
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MAZZ buy my art. i’m cheap @tornfeathers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh no i’m out of weed
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HELP BEX! bit.ly/HelpBex @ovaettr.gay · 22/09/2026
I cant take my friend to the food pantry today but they are only eating PBJ til I can go tomorrow for them, if anyone can buy some zines i would love to doordash him some hot food today so they can eat a good meal to make up for not going to the pantry cuz of missing therapy. I want to apologize.
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Visit ovaettr AKA Orion Fern's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the energy vampires in wwdits are some of the funniest shit I've ever seen
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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🏳️‍⚧️screaming queer cryptid👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey gamers I am STRUGGLING its my birthday at the end of the month, I have zero family, and barely any irl friends. online help is the only way I can keep on going while Im in recovery for a shit ton of issues please stop forgetting about trans men 😤🫶 SHARE
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Sky Burkson @skyburkson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bristol paper Crash Bandy crate for the paper Nitro Kart sculpt
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Cairo Steele 🔜 ANE @cairosteele.com · 21/09/2026
I need to stop looking at photos of Tim Curry and get back to work but omg, look how cute he was in the early stage play version of Rocky Horror. Why was his fringe blond???
A black and white photo of Tim Curry performing as Frank N Furter in an early (1973?) version of the Rocky Horror Show. This looks like the stage floor scene- he's wearing his fur thingAnother early Frank N Furter photo, in color this time
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sign up at any tier for the chance to make monthly themed requests, at $5 and up you can also get the sticker club option. September's design is a cute squirrel patreon.com/dobescrusher
red squirrel sticker design, they are prancing on a branch holding an autumn leaf aloft
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»☆ Leori ☆« @leori-dreamer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
also a version with faux-adventure shading for fun! no guides followed, just improvising til it looked about right
Digital art of Gekkomon from Digimon Beatbreak, striking Sonic's pose, and shaded to resemble the Sonic Adventure art.
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hrabb @hrabb.it · 20/09/2026
well? www.kickstarter.com/projects/hra...
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you want to TAKE CANDLE and cause trouble? I have got the mask for you! I will be putting my Blizzcon Kobold mask in the s h op this Friday the 25th at 2PM PST! Hand sculpted in clay and cast in urethane, this one of a kind piece was hand painted and has see through reflective eyes.
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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
40 percentage points up for dying in his sleep is incredible. More popular than a military coup
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's fucked up how good sweetened condensed milk is when it's just milk and sugar cooked down into goop
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Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️ @spiderdungeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pinktoe galvantula #pokemon
A drawing of gakvantula with a bow and pink toes
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