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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody

@yourpalroachie.bsky.social

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| he/him 🏳️‍⚧️, 30's, grocery store bakery worker in the greater metro detroit area | black cat enthusiast 🐈‍⬛ | arthropod appreciator 🪲 | funny skeleton collector 💀 | 💖 MY WIFE @eerieemilie.bsky.social 💖 ✨ #GLLANGGANG ✨

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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 51m

Wanted to see if I could create a cool logo for STRONG AS FUCK ICE MUMMY MONDAY

an icy colored mummy breathing a cloud of frost with stylized text that says: STRONG AS FUCK ICE MUMMY MONDAY

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 54m

Daydream for @tornfeathers.bsky.social ! Loved drawing this cutie! Thanks for trading!

a golden tan haunter with Togepi egg markings on its ears and hands holding a Halloween bucket and wearing a tiny cowboy hat and bandana

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

found this looking for a different meme, laughed for what felt like 10 minutes straight

image that says "when they say you look just like your mother" and a photo of a man, a woman, and a baby except the woman has been photoshopped to have the baby's face

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I rescued this wasp by giving them simple syrup and as soon as they perked up they were soooooo mad about having to stay in a deli cup until I got off work

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

VERY NICE VERY EVIL

pro wrestler Danhausen drawn as a cartoon vampire bat

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Danhausen is like a combo of Skeletor and Plankton so naturally I love his character

professional wrestler Danhausen

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

also here is a really cute photo of my wife's cat as an apology lol

a light orange cat doing a cute pose

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this is the face of snuggle addiction

a black cat with an arm around her because she lives for snuggles

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

runty is being crab rangoons instead of chips this morning

a very blurry cat in a box that originally came from a Chinese

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

artist's rendition

poorly drawn cat furry smooching a regular pet cat

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

she ran down the hall, did two small meows, then ran back to play with the rainbow kicker toy and rub her face on her new box

a black cat sitting in a box

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

why'd they name her after both pee and cock?

Mrs Peacock in Clue

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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

got flu and covid shots done with for the season 👍

fat spyro "I'm so full from cigarettes yum" meme but it has been poorly edited to say "I'm so full from vaccines yum"

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

a hand petting a black cat

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

ough

a blurry photo of a hand petting a black cat

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

hey boss I can't make it into work today. yes it's the cat again. she needs butt scritches

a hand giving a black cat butt scritches

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

drumstick

a black cat's hind leg and paw. the rest of the cat is out of frame

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

wtf this turned out so much better than expected

a drawing of an anthro cat's head

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

inventing a new cat stereotype: black cats fucking love flopping over when you pet them

runty, my beautiful daughter, who has black fur and fucking loves to flop over when you pet her

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Here's a link to my Redbubble, every design is available as a sticker: www.redbubble.com/people/insec...

Sacabambaspis with the text: Sacabam-tastic!

Tully Monster stylized to look like Pikachu with the text: Tullemon: Vertibrate or nah?

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

they let me pick up Gerard Way because he's the size of a bug

a blurry concert photo where it looks like my hand is huge and Gerard Way is the size of a bug

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

junji ito comic meme: "This is my hole! It was made for me!"

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

new design www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1831...

cartoon sacabambaspis drawing with the text "Sacabam-tastic!"

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

we are going to see MCR on Friday

quote from the legendary fanfic, My Immortal: "Warning: Sum of dis chapta is xtremly scray. viower excretion advised written in red puffy paint on a black t shirt.

my personal theory on My Immortal is that the author did everything on purpose and created a masterpiece of satirizing fandom and internet culture of the time period.

there is way too much in the fanfic that is too perfect a parody not to be intentional. Harry even has a pentagram on his forehead! The poser Avril Lavigne bit?

it's too genius to be accidental.

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I originally sent this to a friend but it made me laugh too hard not to post for everyone

sonic joke book edit: character 1: "oh shit this juice is bangin yo" character 2: "it's paint asshole"

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

me when I wake up and have to go participate in capitalism again

failed prototype from robocop 2 ripping its metal face off and the skull underneath is screaming

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

a hybrid of Photoshop and doodle that illustrates the quoted thread about the Evil Jack Black dream I had

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

weezer blue album

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

it was a banger and super guitar bros are awesome

magic bag in Ferndale MI sign for Red Vox show

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

this game has infinite juice

Kindness Luigi has fallen in love with Dr Black Jack in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

aw no now I miss amateur surgeon all over again (iykyk)

manga panel from Black Jack of a guy who hid diamonds all over in his body. lmao

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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I finally did it www.furaffinity.net/submit/?msg=1

cropped version of a cartoon cockroach's reference sheet

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

cat alignment graph concept

a graph where the x axis is feral to baby and the y axis is regal to gremlin

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

here's some weirdos I think are neat: long neck weevil, rosy lipped batfish, hammerhead worm (many varieties of them), tailless whipscorpion

photo of a long neck weevil. wonderful, adorable little critter

photo of a rosy lipped batfish, one of the funniest looking creatures of all time

photo of a hammerhead worm. sadly, as awesome as they look, some species are invasive in the usa

photo of a tailless whipscorpion. looks like a freaky horror movie alien, but they are actually quite fragile and completely harmless to humans

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

a cartoon bug (cockroach) drawn as the tails gets trolled shocked face meme

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

the mini muffin enjoyer

a closeup of a sleepy black cat's nose

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I may have got over ambitious

angus the prize winning hog cross stitch in early stages of stitching

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

oh no

taco bell order sticker that says "order # 66"

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

this comic is so (unintentionally?) funny

a panel from Black Jack by Osamu Tezuka. a doctor (seated) says: "You're back!?" Dr Black Jack replies: "I own this hospital now."

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

black jack from the manga by osamu tezuka poorly edited to look like he just took a fat rip from a terrifying bootleg pickle rick bong

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

bro is just wandering around with loose scalpels in his coat lmao

a page of Black Jack. Dr Black Jack pulls 3 scalpels out of his coat

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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

ooohh she eepy

a black cat curled up sleeping

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

vince mcmahon increasing levels of excitement meme. panel 1: "seeing a dog on a walk." panel 2: "the dog is tiny." panel 3: "the tiny dog is wearing a tiny sweater."

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You get hit by a "turn into the last character you played in a game" beam, right now. How bad is it? unsure if player character or monster I was leveling up counts but either way: YES... HA HA HA... YES!!

asur monster crown sin eater

gorgolash the giant snail monster

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

in a just world this would have been banned by the geneva convention

brill simplicious cream cheese icing. it tastes like chemicals.

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

tbh that would be so funny for this female character specifically:

anima final fantasy x

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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

...WAIT I know how to crochet plushies lmao

I may be stupid cow meme

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I want an Apo plushie for my shelf but they don't exist and I can't afford to commission one 😭 (it is even cuter in Sin Eater)

apo from monster crown

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Happy Pride from my finest fusion creation

a photo of a screenshot of Monster Crown: Sin Eater with a rainbow Dracoyle AC named "Gaygoyle"

Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"yourpalroachie how did you get lost in an early game cave?"

"I May Be Stupid" cow meme