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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody

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| he/him 🏳️‍⚧️, 30's, grocery store bakery worker in the greater metro detroit area | black cat enthusiast 🐈‍⬛ | arthropod appreciator 🪲 | funny skeleton collector 💀 | 💖 MY WIFE @eerieemilie.bsky.social 💖 ✨ #GLLANGGANG ✨

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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 6h
90's food stylists were on their A+ game
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 6h
absolutely true, the best thing I've seen people say about it is that it had some interesting ideas that got overshadowed by how awful everything else was
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 7h
ope the streamer is Socpens and since I name-dropped him I'm hoping I remember his hard no on Omikron correctly
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 7h
I desperately want the same streamer I watched play Indigo Prophecy to play that one too but he's gone on record saying the gameplay is so bad he won't touch it
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 8h
Do you want to help block AI from being normalized as part of the TTRPG industry? Yes? Great! Hasbro corporate leadership would like to stuff it into your face, while the actual creatives don't want it. So go sign the support letter for the D&D and Magic Workers unionizing.
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 7h
I think if someone mentions IQ uncritically in conversation you should treat it like they just threw up on the table and you jump out the way going “Jesus Christ! What the fuck man” or like hit them
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Krormwrorm @krormwrorm.bsky.social · 14h
I just need to be able to eat and get around and I don't have a real income. People turn me away when I show up to interviews no matter how done-up I get for them. Just actually too big and ugly. Please take a look at my art and consider throwing some money at me if it moves you to. I'm trying.
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Alan @yafusa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Llegamos al día 5 por los pelos. Analog Boy de Digimon World. #digimon #arttober #デジモン #drawtober
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Juniper @chiwolf.bsky.social · 7h
Just having some fun. Kitsune type of fox fun. I really do default to weird foxes a lot when I want to relax drawing something. I just have fun with their shapes!
An angled photo of a drawing of a kitsune with a kitsune mask falling away from its face. There is gold around it and both the eyes of the fox and of the mask are whiteA photo of a hand holding up a drawing of a kitsune with a kitsune mask falling away from its face. There is gold around it and both the eyes of the fox and of the mask are whitea drawing of a kitsune with a kitsune mask falling away from its face. There is gold around it and both the eyes of the fox and of the mask are white
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's the postcards that went out to patrons in September, vintage postcards with original art and collage elements on the back. Patrons at my $15 tier get a monthly piece like this mailed to them, plus the monthly sticker design #art #drawing #collage
scanned vintage postcard, front and back. Front: exterior and interior photos of a motel. Back: ink drawing of a cartoon dog making a mocking expression and sticking his tongue out, and collaged elements of apples, jewelryscanned vintage postcard, front and back. Front: photograph of a church. Back: inked drawing of a cobra on green paper, collaged elements of flies, a cartoon drawing of a man riding a camel, flowers and botanical illustration
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 10h
that's really exciting, I love twine stuff
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Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️ @spiderdungeon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BTW butterflies are only $8 right now AND they come with a free halloween item! (these are "png pet" adoptable designs! you can use them for anything and i might release more items and poses for them in the future) buy on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/spiderdungeo...
butterfly adoptables
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 10h
oh man those are so cute, I wish I could afford one
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 10h
it's been right wing but ok OOP lmao
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 10h
I forgot I'm trans for a second and was about to reply "not me I LOVE shitting in my workplace's toilets because my home toilet doesn't have good flushing power"
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 10h
animals wearing armor is always so good
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Killer Caits from Outer Space @caitsplace.bsky.social · 11h
#art #psychonauts Attempting a Psychonauts-themed drawing challenge for October! Here are days 1-4
A series of digital drawings of Psychonauts characters. The first image is of Milka Phage and Elton Fir, two campers at Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp in the first game. Elton says "She's really sorry about grabbing you out of the water with her mouth. It was really important", to a bemused fish next to a dock. Milka, holding Elton's hand, nods and smiles in agreement.Milla and Sasha with their arms wrapped around each other. Sasha has a stern and serious look, while Milla has a serene smile.Raz, the main character of the series, using his invisibility power from the first game. As he turns invisible, he is running away from and grinning at the viewer, having his hand in a "shhh!" gesture next to his mouth.Gloria von Gouton, an inmate at Thorney Towers asylum from the first game. A former starlet, she still has very long eyelashes, long red hair that goes out every which way like curled pipe cleaners, and long and detailed earrings. She is wearing a hospital gown with paint on it. She is smiling at a withered flower, tenderly holding its dry bud in her hand, hoping to nurse it back to life.
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MAZZ -fucking bird mom @tornfeathers.bsky.social · 13h
i need new glasses nosepads buying art would be helpful
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 20h
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
okay great
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the part in The Rescuers when the mice are trying to get the diamond out of the skull
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wait better reply: SHE IS FREE FROM HER WACK ASS DELI CUP PRISON
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SHE FREE NOW
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The village oven
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FairDragoon @fairdragoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*MONKTOBER* 4-Goblin, brother Quintin
A goblin shark person in monk robes watering a flower
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids”
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I rescued this wasp by giving them simple syrup and as soon as they perked up they were soooooo mad about having to stay in a deli cup until I got off work
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s predictable and odious to watch the “smart” people conveniently forget every thing that actually happened around race and misinfo And not connect that creating a “EA” and cutting “DEI/ woke” are about making all kinds of discrimination legal as well as neutering child protection
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Basil Da Chefcario ΘΔ 🍳 @basildaaurachef.lucario.social · 04/10/2026
Need more developers making these decomps to take stances like this, so tired of lazy assholes vibe coding their decomps because they don't give a shit about their own product.
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alison 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @bluishorange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they sell professional cheese now
my hand holding a label for a bag of babybel cheeses that says “babybel PRO.” the cheese wrappers are an unappetizing bluish purple color.
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Abi Stevens MCM Ldn R-12 @abistevensart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are some furbtaur babies in my seconds sale too! abistevens.etsy.com/listing/4460... #SuperSecondsFestival #UKGiftAM #ArtistSupport #artShop
Gold-plated hard-enamel pin featuring my design of a furby head with a gangly foals body, in black, white and green.
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yoooo have fun! I recommend the dragon creme brulee booth!
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is it Goofy?
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Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️ @spiderdungeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i watched Dracula (1931) last night and lost my fucking MIND because i did not know Dracula has a bug that crawls out of a little bug coffin...
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
imo it makes your art stand out in a good way
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still think this represents a key factor to Stardew Valley’s success as a thing created by mostly one person. To be a guy who finds one jacket he likes and buys at least 9 copies of it, then to flex this use of his new wealth. It just shows an admirable focus on a single thing you really fuck with.
Tweet from Stardew Valley the creator showing that he bought at least 9 copies of the same jacket.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@eerieemilie.bsky.social early birthday gift 💖
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YUUUUP like bro y'all's insecurity is NOT my problem
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here she is!!
a traditional media drawing of an orpington hen in big witch boots and a witch hat
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
VERY NICE VERY EVIL
pro wrestler Danhausen drawn as a cartoon vampire bat
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's a super cute character!
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
agreed, I hope FA can keep running as long as possible
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Furaffinity is one of the last places online that genuinely cares about and wants to protect expression and adult art while also taking a hard stance against AI. I've been on there since 2007 and I would like for it to continue to thrive
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not to butt in but I feel this so hard, not worrying about "masculine" aesthetic rules. gimme neon glitter rainbow Lisa Frank lookin ass everything lmao
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