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Geoff

@your-friend-geoff.bsky.social
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Guy with a job. Clinical Mental Health Counseling. Fantasy football, bourbon, camping, healthy cooking, horror movies, trivia, yoga.

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is your version of “nature’s candy”? I’ll go first. Pepperoncini.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s amazing how much a recurring podcast ad can get under your skin. I have no idea who Hailey Bailey is l, but I never want to hear her stupid name again.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Sophistication, one begins to think, is a thing won against the grain of privilege—a substitute for it, a social sleight of hand. A “classy” entertainer is almost never someone from the upper classes; sophisticated people are mostly smart people passing as rich people.”
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
one must imagine wile e coyote happy
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Have you heard anything about this Lindsay Clancy murder? No? Bro, have you ever even met a woman?
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ximena Bustillo from NPR being hot is not something I was prepared for.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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'You're all a bunch of fuckin' slaves! How long you think it's gonna last? How long are you...' | The Doors Clip
Watch the clip 'You're all a bunch of fuckin' slaves! How long you think it's gonna last? How long are you...' from the movie The Doors on Clip.Cafe. Jim Morrison: [to the audience] You're all a bunch...
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is not something to brag about. The world is hard. It is. Don’t let it rob you of the value and purpose of art, which is to surprise, to delight, and to enlighten.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It would be really funny if the MCU announced Avengers: Douche Nozzle, just to see if anyone noticed.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The bummer is that I was scammed. The bright side is that I got my money back and the NYTimes, the paper of record, just publicly acknowledged that I won my fantasy football league.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham has died after Iran war, which he'd hoped would fill the void within him, only made him recall a time when he knew these war fantasies, that had long papered over his emptiness, were lies. he wondered when he forgot. then SCHLORP and he was gone. except for his wiener, which a dog ate
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Bandit Football @bandit.football · 22/05/2026
meanwhile, on reddit www.reddit.com/r/DynastyFF/...
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
it's funny to be named George Herbert Walker Bush and name your kid George Walker Bush. keepin a lil slice of name for yourself
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh good. Now I have to hate Jaxon Dart. Excellent.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This country made a terrible irreparable error by not executing everyone responsible for January 6th for treason.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If you think Mark Kelly might be president someday, I guarantee you’ve just never met another person.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Seems impossible in this day and age, but we may be underselling just how good getting high and watching a horror move with a bag of gummy bears is.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I know everyone needs to eat and ideally leave something behind for their grandkids. But there is something so desperately sad about Elliott Gould on the Lincoln Lawyer. He’s not even trying to improve the material and it is so sickeningly below him. A humiliating doom loop for all involved.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Imagine pretending racism doesn’t exist, disenfranchising millions, and being able to sleep at night. Some people don’t deserve to sleep.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
So much for me being excited to get Stribling in the fifth round.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I feel like Pete Hegseth and I would probably not hang out very much.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Last year I joined a fantasy football league started by Matt Miller @nfldraftscout.bsky.social from @espn.com. He was donating a portion of the $ to "charity". I won and was promised an imaginary bundle from Yeti. He "got locked out of Sleeper". The league folded. We all lost next year's buy in $.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
NYTimes games is drunk today. First a worked word I’ve never seen before, and then they have the word Swiss fall into the category of words that describe Swiss cheese.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
What in the fuck is CAROM?
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/04/2026
Yet be well assur’d You put sharp weapons in a madman’s hands.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/04/2026
“Lay down your weapons now or I will have no choice but to ask you to lay down your weapons later,” the commander in chief wrote on Truth Social
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Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump warned Iran on Monday to accept his ultimatum or face the wrath ...
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have absolutely no problem understanding what the New York Times is telling me, and I understand the intense alarm underlying even their most anodyne headlines. I’ve started to think the people who don’t are just not reading at the right grade level.
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critical slop studies @struthious.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
become ungovernable d2w9rnfcy7mm78.cloudfront.net/44803208/ori...
a photo of a pigeon nesting on a nest built on top of anti-bird spikes, with the text "a pigeon constructed its nest directly on anti pigeon spikes"
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I genuinely didn’t think there was anything he could do or say anymore that would shock me, and yet here we are.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This movies should actually be titled the boys “from Brazil”.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I finally found my Learned League niche, and it's theatrically released movies that played on cable in the 1990s. I was not a popular kid. #learnedleague
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The problem with throwing on a minor film by a great director is that great directors force you to watch their movies. #oxygen.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They murder a man in cold blood and wait around to watch him die. There is no hell hot enough. Abolish DHS. Impeach, convict, remove. Trials as soon as possible.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23/01/2026
’Tis bitter cold, And I am sick at heart.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The thing about the Boston Massacre— the fruits of arbitrary power— was not that the colonists were universally in the right. Things were thrown at the soldiers. But, the presence of a standing army escalated conditions. The use of force that night was not proportional. Citizens died needlessly.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
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From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Don’t turn away. See what ICE did.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is full-on “mad king” stuff. Imagine how fucking insane you have to be to have that thought, let alone say it out loud on the record.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 08/01/2026
Ongoing and obvious reminder that firing chemical weapons directly at people's heads like this *is* deadly force.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Just saw a picture of stuffed animals in the woman's car and man...I really am struggling to find the words right now. This is all just so unspeakably devastating, and I don't know how we come back from it.
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Geoff @your-friend-geoff.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I genuinely don't know how we are supposed to go on sharing a country with these fucking people.
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