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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 54m
kids are making plays in the Coliseum. Lincoln Riley shambles watch
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 2h
alright jayden maiavia let's see some throws
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 19/07/2026
Emanuel Wilson is apparently not being drafted on the dog app, where people hate fantasy points Not saying you should play best ball or tap into the innate desire to draft at all times, no no. No, no. But file away for your last pick in redraft or first waiver run
RB73100 carries, 500 yards, 3 touchdowns, with an average that’s perfectly fine, behind josh jacobs

Now paired with a rookie who didn’t start on his college team; george holani; maybe that georgia kid pete carroll liked; charbs around thanksgiving or fantasy playoffs
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 4h
college football is so funny, man. did your team beat the brakes off some ranked team this week? that’s great! buckle up; prepare to be shellacked next weekend 🐅 LSU 51 - Clemson 10 🦈 Ole Miss 32 - LSU 24 🐊 Florida 52 - Ole Miss 28 🐯 Mizzou 45 - Florida 17 👨‍🌾 Texas A&M ?? - Mizzou ??
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 5h
Jeremiah Smith's simply one of the best wide receivers to ever play football at the college level.
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 9h
all is right in the world again: West Virginia has the No. 1 fantasy QB in the nation! Shoutout to Michael Hawkins Jr. What's old is new; long live WVU Hall of Famer Pat White! 👀 plenty new at Bandit Football btw + more to come 🔥 🤠⬇️ www.bandit.football/college/play...
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Top 5 College Football Stat Leaders in All Categories
Top performers in the FBS and FCS this season, overall and by conference in passing, rushing, receiving, and more.
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 10h
cmon Super Kamario get another before the half
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truth
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a GREAT ad
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 03/10/2026
yall ready for the early game of the year of the week next week? Bills @ Rams Monday Night Football Week 5 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 02/10/2026
“You just resent free time” 😭😂
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 02/10/2026
Howie Roseman needs to push the Brent Celek button. Light the Jason Avant bat signal. They need reinforcements. Bring them home, Big Dom
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/10/2026
a crispy Coke from this CVS could fix me
CVS from Mike Tomlin Minecraft city
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 02/10/2026
can’t watch this dreck. ping me when it’s shedeur vs. allar
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 02/10/2026
“He uses his voice as well as anybody ever,” said Al Michaels of Aaron Rodgers. “The Great Manipulator.”
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Kombucha Girl
Alt: Kombucha Girl
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 02/10/2026
Turn on PrimeVision if you’d really like to see how dogshit these quarterbacks are!
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 01/10/2026
hell yeah, Frontier Field legend www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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Pour one out for ‘Conehead,’ a Buffalo original saying goodbye to Bills games (Gift Article)
At 71, Tom Girot is no longer selling beer at Bills games. Buffalo’s beloved Conehead still has one wish: to celebrate a Bills championship.
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 01/10/2026
oh fuck yeah, brooke profiled the big fella www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Why Darnell Washington has become the Steelers' X factor
At 6-foot-7 and nearly 300 pounds, the Pittsburgh tight end is more than a viral hurdle highlight reel.
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 01/10/2026
Mid-2nd Rounder in the 2028 NFL Draft will probably be closer to a 3rd, historically, with players going back to school for NIL comparable to Day 2 💰 Cowboys get a CB1 while still developing recent DB picks Steelers hope to hit on a flawed prospect who makes an impact by 2030 Another W for Jerry.
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 01/10/2026
pop culture really watched “Harlem Shake” trends and “Lip Sync Battles” and thought, This Is the Way Forward
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 01/10/2026
This Tom Cruise movie looks like it should flop real hard. Stick to jumping out of planes on motorcycles, Tom
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 01/10/2026
remember, your day could have been worse. you could have been "G. Crochet" and had an infinite ERA
innings pitched: 0.0
hits allowed: three
runs scored: four
earned runs: four
walks: zero
strikeouts: one
homers: zero
pitch count: 16
strikes: 11
ERA: INF (infinite)
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 01/10/2026
12 fucken years building out one gd city absolute legend
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 25/09/2026
Matthew Golden with his second 12-target game of the young season. Good bet to finish the year as a Top 25 fantasy WR
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Girl: Yeah I’d love to! What were you thinking? Boy: Tonight. 8pm. My Minecraft City Girl: ….
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 30/09/2026
Ollie Gordon (2023) at OK State 19 yrs. old; 6’2”, 225 lbs. 324 touches 2,062 yards 6.4 yds per touch 22 touchdowns 7th in Heisman voting probably went for the most FAAB this week probably going to look bad against Brian Flores this week next week: good buy-low as an RB2/FLEX for rest of season
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 30/09/2026
imagine being involved in an ongoing legal battle with your former employer and getting the opportunity to wage all out war against them for 60 minutes
Malik Willis doesn't deserve thisBrian Flores the Bogeyman
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 30/09/2026
Week 4
Case Keenum proj 14.5

Justin Herbert proj 14.2
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NFL total team air yards leaders through Week 3 -Bucs are an absolute mess -Rams stopped fooling around with the "run game" -Dolphins will keep posting big air yards totals until morale improves -Commanders were 22nd in total air yards in Week 3 with Mariota www.bandit.football/stats/air-ya...
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 29/09/2026
Knowshon Moreno and Tebow
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 29/09/2026
Troy Aikman just said, and I’m paraphrasing, “regression to the mean.” Sir, we’ve lost Aikman. Brother, the analytics have won.
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 29/09/2026
CaseKeenumHellYea.GIF
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 29/09/2026
Ben Johnson is gonna be able to scoop so many free agents, man. Look what he’s doing for his favorite son, Khalif Raymond!
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Everybody Loves Raymond: Raymond's Excitement
Alt: Everybody Loves Raymond: Raymond's Excitement
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 28/09/2026
JJ McCarthy got traded???? Dear lord. My inability to multitask, man! Shit
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 28/09/2026
Jahmyr Gibbs TD run, Q3 11:06 working the game and this is cool Jets DTs were lined up on the ball but shifted when LaPorta went in motion, popping up out of their 3-pt stance and D95 is mid-hop when Goff snaps the ball -- and both are now 1-yd off the ball Both off-balance and overrun the play
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 28/09/2026
Sean Payton reportedly said to Davis Webb during the break: “Alright, hot shot: It’s now or never. Better get six here or else… I’ll put you six feet underground!” 😳😱🫣😶‍🌫️🫢🫨
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
15 targets and counting for Michael Jerry Rice Wilson
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
Mike LaFleur: please don’t easily be better at this than Matt, it’s unbecoming
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
Shanny seen limbering up for an iconic 4th quarter meltdown
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
groot on pace for 34 sacks
greg rousseau has 2 sacks in each game this season
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
guess who's in the game
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
bryce young-to-john metchie for the go-ahead TD 🥲
back when it was bryce, metchie, and jamo 😭
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
welp nick was right
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
Bills only down three when Jim Harbaugh didn't sleep a wink this week -- not bad tbh!
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
28-3 and Brady ain't walking through that door
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Travis Hunter's Jaguars Hype Walk
Alt: Travis Hunter's Jaguars Hype Walk
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
Joe Burrow's first game against the Steelers since 2024 18/21 for 152 and 2 TDs (Chase, Higgins) Hasn't been sacked and they're tied 17-17 at the half? He's been sacked 23 times, thrown 10 picks, and lost three fumbles in seven career games against the Steelers
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
Patrick Mahomes picked off by Jacob Rodriguez Drake Maye picked off by Travis Hunter Josh Allen rushing TD we're so back
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
Josh Downs might end the day with 20+ targets
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Brad Beatson @bandit.football · 27/09/2026
change jerseys @ halftime, Bills -- you don't need to do this
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