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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Anyone that lived through the 90s-early 2000s LIVED his little standup on the daily. Is it offensive to women? Sure. But mainly it’s just fucking old & tired. We *LIVED* this. Many years of this. Just stop.

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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Whenever his owner cries, he collects dirty socks and brings them to her. Dirty socks are his favorite things in the world. He thinks, things that make him happy will make his owner happy too.

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

looked up mine and this is killing me lmao

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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

BREAKING: Inflation on many everyday items was entirely due to tariffs, NY Fed has said per CNBC

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Its like watching two assholes out asshole each other & idk who to root for

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Steph @tokenweirdgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trump take salsa

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026

The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.

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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think my new excuse for anything I don't want to will be to decline by saying, "I don't want to."

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you are going to put the time & effort into writing an article to be published, clarity might be helpful too. Just saying Diabetes and not clarifying Type 1 vs Type 2 is akin to saying “this small discovery will cure Cancer!” Bone cancer? lung cancer? skin cancer? Be clear!

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Some Pancreatic Cells Are Just One Genetic Tweak Away From Treating Diabetes — WIRED

By deactivating a gene, researchers were able to cause cells in the pancreatic ducts to produce insulin to regulate blood sugar.

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You got this, little AI terrorists. I believe in you!

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s crazy when the youngs complain about the 40 hour work week. Like trade you kiddo?

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m happy for every free speech win and all, but it was just SUCH a nice break from hearing that man speak

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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 23/09/2026

I put this donut pillow on my dog 20 minutes ago and he loves it and won't let me take it off...

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The microwave, dishwasher, & fridge all purchased when we moved in to our home have now all died weeks apart from each other. Tell me more about how planned obsolescence isn’t a thing. 👎

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I anticipate loving every second of this.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Can’t afford groceries? No problem! It’s not safe to consume them anyway!

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Who invited these fucks to the culture war?

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

remembering the time I had a 1:1 teams meeting w/ my leader & she had a sticker on her nose the entire time but I just didn’t have the heart to tell her

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Jackie Gillies: Women Supporting Women

ALT: Jackie Gillies: Women Supporting Women

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Rep. Debbie Dingell @debbiedingell.house.gov · 25/08/2026

Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What could go wrong?

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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Employers are using your personal data to figure out the lowest salary you'll accept, per MW

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Again with that normal thing…

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Can we just BE NORMAL again? This is batshit!

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Also boomer mom failed to tell me her bestie for the last 70 years died this past saturday. Just slipped her mind.

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Jim Carrey: Stressed Out & Maniacal Laughter

ALT: Jim Carrey: Stressed Out & Maniacal Laughter

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The 2020s got me questioning everything. Are we NOT supposed to talk or like even acknowledge each other in drive-thrus now?

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

He may be waging an illegal war nobody wanted that’s getting Americans killed while making things more expensive for you and also send his masked secret police to harass your neighbors for no reason, but at least he’s crashing the economy also for no reason

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It unlocks so many emotions you didn’t know you had.

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This whole sandwich generation blows. My 15YO son just needed a 10 min lesson IN DETAIL on how to not throw forks out. Meanwhile, my boomer mom put all her CDs for free on facebook & texted me to tell me she was getting rid of them now so its not painful for me to throw them out when shes dead. 🤦‍♀️

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Watching House Hunters is like entering a different dimension. Where do they find these people that NEED to do handstands & backflips in their living rooms? How is that a deal breaker?!

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Why am I so excited for a Sharpie gel pen? Who have I become?!

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This summer has aged me 10 years which puts me squarely in X-er territory so I no longer give a fuck.

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Imagine having trump as your eugoogoolizer.

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 25/07/2026

Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands?

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Good to know someone else shares my sentiments today. Thank you, random message-leaver. I feel seen.

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Could live without this little notice every fucking month

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Seriously mourning 24 hour grocery stores. Grocery shopping will never be as relaxing as it was at 1 am midweek when dodging shelf stockers was the only barrier in place.

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My grandma called, she wants her clam diggers back!

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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

when we say women aren’t safe anywhere, this is what we mean

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The CDC is so underfunded now that it's like: "Just remove the three outer layers of lettuce, so you don't consume any feces, then wash each interior leaf individually, so you remove any hidden feces. Good luck!"

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 14/07/2026

MAHA is the reason we cant safely eat vegetables anymore which is. funny

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Beans @youeatsnot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

FUN FACT: When you go in for an ACA-covered FREE preventative *ROUTINE COLONOSCOPY*… It suddenly changes to a totally NOT FREE *DIAGNOSTIC COLONOSCOPY* when they do what they are meant to & clip any polyps they see when you are unconscious & they are exploring your insides.

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Larry David on Universal Health Care (SNL)

ALT: Larry David on Universal Health Care (SNL)

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Joshua Bay @joshuabay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My latest for @insidehighered.com: More than 43 million Americans have college credits but no credential. A new report from ReUp Education outlines how states can improve efforts to re-engage them

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States Need Better Adult Learner Strategies

More than 43 million Americans have college credits but no credential. A new report from ReUp Education outlines how states can improve efforts to re-engage them.

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