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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social @yorkdukeyork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Y'all notice?
John Stewart and Hal Jordan
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nihilist-vibing.bsky.social @nihilist-vibing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Demands army adopt a Spartan mindset. Immediately gets wrecked by the Persians. Success!
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Physics @physics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Carlsberg Brewery offered Niels Bohr a house next to the brewery in honor of his 1922 Nobel Prize in Physics. One of the benefits of the house was a direct pipeline from the brewery, effectively providing Bohr with free and unlimited beer for life.
A black and white historical portrait of Niels Bohr sitting on stone steps. He is wearing a rumpled suit, a tie, and heavy boots, with one leg crossed over the other.
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social @yorkdukeyork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*sniffles* Okay, I'll have some food but you don't have to call me that!
A Jamaican food tent called Treat Yourself Jerk
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from Chris Smyth (@merrychrissmyth):

Have I just... had a stroke halfway through reading this sign?

(store directional sign that reads:
- Bathrooms and kitchens
- Toilets
- Ham holy burger
- Rossopomodoro)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social @yorkdukeyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In support of Macklemore's courageous stand, I'm now going to listen to his music.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Either your mother or your grandmother was born into a world where she needed a man’s permission to open a bank account
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My brain hurts.....
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Daily Tom Baker @dailytombaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tom Baker delving into Doctor Who Magazine. #TomBaker #DoctorWho #FourthDoctor
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Peter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now it's an ectern.
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's a lectern.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think if you cross Chernobyl with Arrested Development you get The Death of Stalin.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is awkward, but cleaning out my garage I discovered I literally have a pair of baby shoes that have never been worn. Checking my icebox for plums next.
Photograph of my pair of baby shoes that have never been worn. Eat your heart out Hemmingway.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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George Kaplan @ambassadoreast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God never gives us anything we can't handle, except god.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@MNateShyamalan

man: but what about the times i saw 8 footprints on the beach?

spiderchrist: [hiding in the shadows] oh that was just normal beach stuff. step into the web my child
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@msnetik

lol who called it The Crucible and not Subpoena the Teenage Witch
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sure to be shared today by @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@LunchJournals 

Please...my son. He's very sick.

(picture of a Caterpillar industrial loader with another smaller Caterpillar vehicle in its bucket)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tweet from Mxrk (@mxrk):

“Mr Bond I’m afraid your license to chill has been revoked.” “I thought it was a license to kill” “ok that’s part of why we called you here”
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
one of my favorite photos: Arnold Schwarzenegger (middle) posed with Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant.
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad.
DC metro car ad: 
KALSHI RULE #4
WE
OPERATE UNDER
U.S. LAW
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
To those idiots who are like “Puerto Rico isn’t part of the United States” then why does Captain America have their flag on his uniform 🇵🇷
Captain America with his uniform with a single star and red and white stripes
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
Show this thread
Select all squares with traffic lights
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social @yorkdukeyork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social @yorkdukeyork.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
CyberPunky Brewster! Hey, GenX peeps, is this anything at all?
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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social @yorkdukeyork.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Should I be surprised that Professor Xavier hasn't started a team in Mexico called LatinX?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 01,1945
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO GO INSIDE THE MUSEUM, THERE IS A QUIET SIGN ON THE WALL, AND THEY MEET THE MUSEUM SECURITY GUARD 
SECURITY GUARD: I WANT YOU KIDS TO OBEY EVERY SIGN YOU SEE IN THE MUSEUM 
P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO SEE A SIGN THAT READS… LOUNGE 
P3- THE SECURITY GUARD IS SURPRISED  WHEN HE RETURNS AND SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO LAYING ON THE MUSEUM FLOOR PROPPED UP ON THEIR ELBOWS
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am in the funniest possible situation I am trying to go see The Odyssey but may not get there because of transportation delays
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The full screenshot
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It was Timothy’s second week undercover, and frankly, he was getting absolutely nowhere.
Two Huskies lay on a couch on either side of a cat wearing a Husky costume’s head.
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think someone in Hollywood should write a movie about a philanthropist who gives away all his money and cast Jared Leto in the role and see how committed he is to method acting when the method isn't just being an asshole
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Praṇay Manocha @pranman.com · 21/07/2026
Jon Stewart on Daily Show: "The world cup final was like a reverse superbowl. The game was in Spanish and the halftime was in English" 😂
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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