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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 6h
NEW FROM PP The Trump admin keeps denying immigration agents are grabbing Americans, so we tracked it 500+ Americans detained 70+ kids, some cuffed or zip-tied 60+ held after filming 36+ held for day+ w/o access to lawyer ~12 deported (yes, deported) projects.propublica.org/american-cit....
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 18h
Seems like if you're going to make a national story out of Hasan Piker, who campaigned a few times with the Democratic Senate candidate in Michigan, saying Israel causes antisemitism, you should also make a national story out of the favorite intellectual of the US Vice President supporting Hitler.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 17h
Maybe it wouldn’t matter, but in a season with so many O changes, maybe playing in a couple preseason games would’ve made sense
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 19h
The decision to punt at 4th and 4 with 3 min was questionable. Game winner 10 plays later….
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 21h
Holy shit.
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Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should lay down a marker: I still think the Eagles are probably going to win the NFCE and it's possible they'll find an offense that is passable by the end of the season but it's time to move on from the Sirianni era.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That 14 yd Jalen run where he didn’t need to slide
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since this summer, ICE has been arresting asylum applicants at airports. Many came legally, then applied for asylum. They have been here for years just stuck in a massive line, working and paying taxes while they wait. No prior admin would have arrested them. Their “overstay” is due to DHS delay.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Should trade Nick, Mannion and Jiihaad for Nakobe
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Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SIrianni having absolutely no skill as an offensive designer and play caller has now killed them in at least 3 years he's been the HC here.
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Joe Kearns @joekearns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These are the type of guys they’re going to have at offensive coordinator as long as Nick Sirianni is the head coach. You’re not going to find “experienced proven OC with high upside who somehow isn’t a head coach” on the streets somewhere
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a brutal personal foul penalty. The guy is jumping because he wants the first down.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Play coming in late
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tuck that, Jalen
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nick only remembers the last thing that happened to him
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is Sirianni
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A-scared of Jordan/Jalen
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mundt suckds
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
looks like a still shot from a movie about world war II ending ... differently.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mannion’s so in his own head
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3rd and 2
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTF was that. Cmon, man.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Worried about Lane
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The hoops the Eagles have to jump through to keep Sirianni are no longer worth it and probably haven’t been worth it from the day after the SB win
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
joe burrow's shit goes so hard in 1993
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Phils are like the pre-Jaylen/Lebron Sixers. Dead in the water, even with exciting, even great, players. Phils need a similar influx of talent. Bottom of the lineup can’t be dead. Need 3-4 real players. Hope Middleton is awake.
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thursday Night Football needed an adult in the room when discussing Deshaun Watson yesterday.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The term “remigration” is associated with the extreme right and only came into widespread usage in 2023-4. Even Germany’s AfD avoided using the term in 2024 for fear of scaring away voters. Today the US government is celebrating the “victories” it’s racked up in the “ethnic cleansing” column.
Department of Homelan... • Follow •.• X
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Net negative migration for the first time in HALF a CENTURY.
Americans are amassing victories NEVER seen before thanks to President Trump.
We will continue to grow our efforts to fulfill the mandate given to this administration.
REMIGRATION REPORT
94%)
3.3+
MILLION REMOVALS
INCLUDING DEPORTATIONS AND VOLUNTARY REMOVALS
ASYLUM DENIAL AT 94%
250,000
VISAS REVOKED
REVOKED
TRAVEL BANNED
FROM 39 COUNTRIES
2,600+
287(G)
AGREEMENTS
NATURALIZATIONS
DOWN
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Akiva Weisinger @misfittorah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact that this idiocy got past an editor in a book on godamn punctuation shows how deep the ignorance of Judaism and Jewish history is in the wider culture and how that ignorance is being weaponized so as to create a better scapegoat for Western uses
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sharing 2026 results from my almost-done CB pre-throw positioning metric for the first time!
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today I wrote about the botched execution of Christina Pike and how the death penalty must end, in all situations, with absolutely no exceptions. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
Tennessee attempted to kill Christa Gail Pike on Wednesday night but they botched it. They gave her a dose of phenobarbital, it did not kill her, so they gave her a second dose of phenobarbital which also did not kill her. Witnesses said that Pike was kicking her feet, knocking off sheets, and showing signs of obvious pain. Eventually she fell into a state of semi-consciousness and at various points was heard snoring by witnesses. The botched execution spanned more than two hours from the beginning of the lethal injection protocol to the time it was halted and Pike was transported to the hospital.

Pike is said to be in critical condition in the hospital. There is a good chance that she sustained severe brain injuries by virtue of her respiratory and cardiovascular systems being subjected to massive doses phenobarbital for over two hours which likely led to prolonged oxygen deprivation to her brain.

How did this happen? There are any number of theories. One possibility is that the people conducting the attempted execution failed to properly tap a vein, which may have been more likely due to a condition Pike has called thrombocytosis. If so, they probably just pumped the phenobarbital into her muscles and surrounding tissue. It's also possible that the phenobarbital used by Tennessee was degraded or substandard due to pharmaceutical companies' refusal to sell such drugs and drug administration equipment to death penalty state prison authorities, which leads them to pursue questionable substitutes from compounding pharmacies and suppliers. Those are just theories, of course. There will be an investigation into all of this and we'll find out more eventually.

But the specifics of this don't matter much to me. All of it just underscores how wrong and evil and depraved capital punishment is and how it should be abolished everywhere immediately. With absolutely no exceptions.I’ve long opposed capital punishment in any and all cases. There is nothing — no fact, no argument, no sufficiently depraved or horrifying a criminal or crime, hypothetical or otherwise — that will ever change my mind about that. I’d oppose the death penalty even if it was not discriminatory and arbitrary, which it absolutely is. I'd oppose it even if our system was incapable of legal or factual error, which it obviously is not. Indeed, it makes errors all the time, and there have been several cases in recent years in which states have killed innocent people. While legal errors can cause extreme hardship in cases that don’t involve the death penalty, once you’ve killed someone there are no take-backs. Utah just released a man who spent 37 years on death row after they discovered that he was innocent.

But like I said: I oppose it in all cases. Even when guilt is not in question, as is the case with Christa Pike, who admitted what she did long ago. I simply think that it is illegitimate to give humans the legal right to end the lives of other human beings. That's especially true given the manner of political power, how it is obtained, and how it is employed in this country.

I do not think that the purpose of our criminal justice system should be retribution or the satisfaction of blood lust. We can and should incapacitate criminals by locking them up. We can and should rehabilitate criminals who are capable of being rehabilitated while they are locked up. We should do what we can to deter future crime, but in so doing we must acknowledge that the death penalty does nothing to deter crime. We should not, as a society, be in the revenge business, which is what the death penalty is really about.

The State of Tennessee tortured a human being for two hours on Wednesday night and quite possibly inflicted traumatic brain injuries upon her. There is nothing that justifies that. There is nothing that justifies the state from taking the life of a human being.
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They can’t hit, everything else has been a huge effort to hide that they can’t hit. The org as a whole sucks at the concept of finding and developing hitters, and this is the end result.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Game 6, 2023 NLCS
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Contrast is embarrassing
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3-0 swing, ok
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All while working for the biggest tub of goo in the world
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the N word
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You have to hear these people speak. Fucking idiots
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The question presented here couldn't be more consequential. Answering "yes" would require the detention--without any possibility of a bond hearing--of millions of immigrants currently residing in the United States.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they don’t hate this douchebag we are doomed
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ICYMI:
State
Date of Secession
South Carolina
December 20, 1860
Mississippi
January 9, 1861
Florida
January 10, 1861
Alabama
January 11, 1861
Georgia
January 19,1861
Louisiana
January 26, 1861
Texas
February 1, 1861
Virginia
April 17, 1861
Arkansas
May 6, 1861
North Carolina
May 20, 1861
Tennessee
June 8, 1861
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And, if they can get thru tomorrow, they just added a dependable RP
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Painted
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why’s he screaming like an idiot
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trea’s gotta go. Don’t care how.
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There you go, Paint
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phils gotta get this Lee guy
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
couldn’t let a starter blow it
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Yo Mama @yomama26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bout to drain all the blood out of my body
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