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Andy P

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I live in the UK and build software

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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Live feed from the World’s Smartest Genius Awards.
Trump looking like a dog trying to comprehend quantum theory.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A suggested statement for Andy Burnham.
‘The British public decided in the 1930s that they would not tolerate black-shirted militias marching through their streets. They would cherish robust political argument; they would not accept thuggery and intimidation. When Oswald Mosley led his Blackshirts to Cable Street, local people turned them back. A new law – introduced by a Liberal, backed by Labour and carried by a Conservative majority – banned private militias, political uniforms and ‘the use or display of physical force in promoting any political object’. The British people are as determined today as in the 1930s that they will not accept the methods of Mussolini and the Munich Beer Hall. This government will uphold the law and defend the traditions of British democracy’.
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Andy P @ylb.me · 28/08/2026
Chartreuse Paperchase
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Dave Pumpkin 🎃 @davebrockman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you're ever in Kent, pop into the quite marvellous Beaney Museum in Canterbury, where they have a load of original props and puppets. I got quite emotional seeing Bagpuss and his friends, along with some Clangers and many more.
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Andy P @ylb.me · 18/06/2026
Fuck off
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/05/2026
Just seen Richard Dawkins telling a speak your weight machine that it's wearing a smashing blouse.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The outages in Twitter's early days just flew by thanks to the adorable Fail Whale mascot so I thought something like that might help here too. May I present... the DDoS Hoss
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/04/2026
Countdown Standard xkcd.com/3232/
Comic. One... two... THREE! [text in red] X Deprecated [line break] One... two... three... GO! [text in red] Deprecated [red curly bracket around top two lines] Too easy to mix up [line break] Three... two... one... GO! [text in green] [check mark] ISO Standard [caption] If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I’d do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 15/02/2026
Just looking through some old comics and found a mail order advert for Small Prophets
Small Prophets in the style of the old Sea Monkeys advert
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"experts say" www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Grok telling Elon it made a new discovery:
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"That's a nice secret you've got there" - secret admirer
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Andy P @ylb.me · 19/06/2025
@theguardian.com The what does what now?
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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The Big Meowski @catovitch.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
None of these are keys anyone uses often so they can all be half the size of a normal key. Great idea.
Closeup of the cornrer of a laptop keyboard, showing the cursor keys and page up/down all half the size of normal keys.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
right winger getting cancelled vs. trans person getting cancelled
4 panel comic titled Right Winger getting cancelled

Panel 1: Newspaper headline: I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED.
Subheading: Bront Fondant speaks exclusively to the Times.

Panel 2: Bront Fondant speaking on BBC Radio: “…Forced into silence”

Panel 3: Bront Fondant talking to Sky News: “Unseen. Unheard.”

Panel 4: Bront Fondant giving a speech in front of a huge audience. He screams “CONDEMNED to live in OBSCURITY”4 panel comic titled Trans Person Getting Cancelled

Panel 1: Is empty

Panel 2: Is empty

Panel 3: Is empty

Panel 4: Is empty
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
i wrote a paper.... papers.ssrn.com/abstract=444...
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Every Billionaire is a Policy Failure
[Image of the Twitter bird logo photoshopped into a scene from Monty Python, available at: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2483004-2022-twitter-shutdown-rumors-
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Cat Headley @catheadley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Next time Labour is in a jam,they should announce a law that forces online retailers to disclose their delivery company *before* you place an order so you can cancel if you wish. Would avoid sinking feeling I get when notified my “parcel is with Evri”.
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Liberal Democrats @libdems.org.uk · 04/03/2025
Nigel Farage talks up Trump and makes excuses for Putin. He’d rather suck up to them than stand up for Britain.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Perfect, just perfect. 👏 @mortenmorland.bsky.social
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The word “spat” is a kind of gaslighting. We all saw what it was.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
In an extraordinary display of public support, heads of state, heads of government, and foreign ministers from all over Europe and Canada are posting in support of Ukraine in response to the Oval Office meeting with Trump, Zelenskyy, and Vance.
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Andy P @ylb.me · 09/02/2025
I've officially had it with Ticketmaster and their aggressive stupidity
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Andy P @ylb.me · 30/01/2025
Can BBC journos please stop asking LLMs stupid questions they're not designed for. One on the news last night was asking for "an in-depth weather report". Another today asking about a football team's performance. At least grasp the basics of the tech you're reporting on.
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Andy P @ylb.me · 14/01/2025
If you're not entirely sure how you acquired a home, you own too many homes.
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
LET'S MAKE SURE THEY LOOK THE SAME
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Andy P @ylb.me · 04/12/2024
Never forget the sort of shit that private healthcare systems mean people have to deal with.
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Andy P @ylb.me · 26/11/2024
Fourth attempt to get help from @support.bsky.team with a custom domain purchase, paid for and not received. I know they must be busy right now, but I was trying to be nice by giving them money.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The 🧵 Library:
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Andy P @ylb.me · 22/11/2024
I've hired for the BBC and for myself, and this is very very true.
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Andy P @ylb.me · 19/11/2024
#uksnow Settling thick in DE1 tonight, 5/10
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