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Christian Simmers

@xuelder.neocities.org
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Tech Warlock of the Louisiana Swamps He/Him GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design. xuelder.neocities.org

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Coyote & Crow Games @coyoteandcrow.bsky.social · 12m
"Truth and Reconciliation" has a long way to go.
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Waxlimbs @waxlimbs.com · 2h
Our next single comes out this Friday! waxlimbs.bandcamp.com
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By The Neck, by Waxlimbs
track by Waxlimbs
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Pandan | GearGrit @westonmitchell.com · 13h
In sector 3, the desert will have some remnants of the ancient civilization... In which some secrets can be found :o
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 14h
Time for this classic again.
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 19h
i've been saying, one path forward for the mid-budget games industry is just... going and making expansions to popular old games. there's a market here. bring back the era of outsourced expansion packs. i'm so serious.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i know because i've curated my feed quite well that i may be preaching to the choir, but i hope in your rush to condemn the decline of femmes in the games journalism space you also take a moment to uplift the work of the femmes still here.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just speaking for film & TV there isn't really a job loss due to AI. It's been mostly due to successive punches of pandemic, streaming collapse, union strikes, studio consolidation and interest rates. This trend was in place way before Midjourney was pumping out pictures with 14 fingers.
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you or have you ever been a narrative designer (as your official job title)? I would like to interview you for a video! Pls reply to this if you’re interested ❤️.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
Hi, I'm looking to speak to people who have left games journalism in the last few years and have gone onto do something else. DMs are open, or luke@aftermath.site, thanks!
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J. Isaac Gadient (they/them) @jisaacgadient.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you got to build your own "dumb" phone, what five apps would you want access to? (𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 & 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘥)
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
The odd thing about this Saints Season is that I thought today was the day we would be 1-2, except I thought today was gonna be our first win...
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ARE THE SAINTS GOOD
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Shough can run!
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Steelers once more bailed out by high end talent!
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Reminder that under these systems that Gorillaz, Oasis, and Pink Floyd are considered one hit wonders.
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
It's super funny every time I see the play anouncer byline for each NFL game, it's always "reporter" and "all time X player."
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Are the Chargers playing to competition again, or are the Bills?
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
My low key conspiracy theory has been that this is all a devious plot by Hasbro to kill the DIY Nerf Gun Maker Community, and until an exception is put in for them I will continue to believe it.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like newsom signed the 3D printer narc bill (assembly bill 2047) www.gov.ca.gov/2026/09/26/g...
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Governor Newsom signs new bills to further prevent gun violence and strengthen California’s gun safety leadership | Governor of California
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Everything I hear about this new Star Wars Trilogy has just reinforced the idea that Disney still has no clue what to do with the direction of the franchise...
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Hey, has anyone else noticed that a lot more food products are now putting their MSRP on their packaging?
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
My top 9 manga to get to know me 9koma.com
Row 1: Naruto, Dragon Ball, Uzumaki
Row 2: Blame!, Aposimz, Delicious in Dungeon
Row 3: Ghost in the Shell, The Color of the End, Full Metal Alchemist
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Waxlimbs @waxlimbs.com · 25/09/2026
First post on our new website, and it's about our upcoming single "Firestorm In Evening"! waxlimbs.com/posts/firestorm-in-eve… #indieweb #music #bandcamp
waxlimbs.com
'FIRESTORM IN EVENING' RELEASES NEXT WEEK
Alien music.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Want to hear me talk about my new book on one of your favorite podcasts? I’ve guested on a ton of podcasts over the past month to talk about my book, We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America. Here's where you can find me so far! 👇👇
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Jeff Geerling @jeffgeerling.com · 25/09/2026
I'm starting a homelab festival (you're invited): www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0p...
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I'm starting a homelab festival (you're invited)
YouTube video by Jeff Geerling
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
I can't tell if the Falcons are good now they have a decent quarterback, or if Green Bay is just bad this year...
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
The Age of the Coin has only just begun!
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is the one-year anniversary of the release of Unfair Flips!!! The game is not on sale today because I forgot. But also it's $1.99 anyways so a sale is mostly in the mind store.steampowered.com/app/3925760/...
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Unfair Flips on Steam
A non-idle clicker game about flipping a coin that hates you. Starting with just a 20% chance of getting heads, can you get ten heads in a row?
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
*checks in on the Packers Dirty Birds game* Somebody should do a wellness check on Tom Grossi...
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Mark Sandman from Morphine was the coolest. youtu.be/f1BEjGet8M8?...
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Morphine - Buena (Live on 2 Meter Sessions)
YouTube video by 2 Meter Sessions
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Shayna Moon (she/they) @themoonis.gay · 24/09/2026
Her name was Kerri Moynihan www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Parents' suit alleges sexual harassment at Activision drove their daughter to suicide
Lawsuit filed by parents of employee who took her life at company retreat alleges Activision Blizzard failed to prevent pervasive sexual harassment.
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For nearly two years, I've been investigating a pattern of ominous legal letters sent to journalists by defamation counsel representing Bobby Kotick. That investigation is finally live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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COYOTE @coyotemedia.org · 24/09/2026
Gavin Newsom, who has spent the past year courting billionaires and the right wing, is "a political juker — an advocate for nothing but his own ambitions as the Democrats’ best boy," writes @soleilho.com. www.coyotemedia.org/what-is-the-...
coyotemedia.org
What Is the Point of Gavin Newsom?
You can’t build a movement around a person whose only commitment is staying uncommitted.
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m really happy that @leadergrev.bsky.social and PMG are getting this story out and I urge you to watch it.
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Lex Feathers 🍂 @lexfeathers.ca · 22/09/2026
I am so excited to show people this winding, kind of proggy track. It's some of our best work in my opinion, and has some of my favourite guitar tones on any Waxlimbs release. << also i sing and i'm nervous >>
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Pacific S. Obadiah @pacificobadiah.com · 22/09/2026
To celebrate the end of @scparchives.com, I'm streaming episodes live every Tuesday over on our Discord. Come celebrate the show with us! discord.gg/RfskBdb8d?ev...
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Join the SCP Archives Discord Server!
The home of the immersive fiction podcast SCP Archives! | 3184 members
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pre order my new Native American history comedy book and get a cool gift! My book We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! A Not so Sacred Guide to All Things Native America comes out October 6th! It’s a comedy textbook about Native history, culture and people they never taught you!
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
Honestly, based on every decision but especially those surrounding Obsidian and the IdTech Engine, this feels like they are running the company through ChatGPT prompted advice.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone's been asking for it, and THIS FRIDAY it's yours! Stream InfoWars: The Album on September 25.
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
Every decision Micro$oft and Xbox make just reads as "we asked ChatGPT what to do."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The phrase “continuing our reset” strains the metaphor, the whole point of a reset is you press a button and it happens. But Microsoft may be thinking about it like Windows 11 where you have to install a bunch of shitty updates and it restarts like 3 times.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Listen to me, an elder webcomic artist: There's never been a better time to get your own website and host your own comic. It's not hard or expensive. Don't trust your artwork or your following a corporation who will censor you and pull the rug out from under you.
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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
All the 55+ Lib Women who were super into Hillary Clinton in my life have all turned into Maavra Andor and I find that very funny.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We live in a golden age of statements from video game companies that sound like estranged family explaining that they know they fucked up, they’ve worked on themselves, and they’re gonna do better now. And it’s only been a month since they told everyone to go fuck themselves and did a burnout.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 21/09/2026
My god... They might be unfucking Destiny 2. (Which is still a very good game and now it's static and de-grinded, I still recommend it)
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