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Christian Simmers

@xuelder.neocities.org

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Tech Warlock of the Louisiana Swamps He/Him GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design. xuelder.neocities.org

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 07/10/2026

Like, wtf is this quote?

Kouthoofd tells me that, as part of a reorganization last fall, he announced to his team he is planning to stop making synthesizers altogether. The OP-1 is no exception. Launched in 2011, it put Teenage Engineering on the map and has been central to its success ever since.

“Everyone was like, ‘What are you talking about?’ But I’ve come to the conclusion that, for us, the products aren’t the business,” Kouthoofd says. “We can be so much more than that.”

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 06/10/2026

Not this week!

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 06/10/2026

Its gonna be one of those weeks, huh?

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 05/10/2026

People just make new games for the Genesis/Mega Drive all the time.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 05/10/2026

Sickos meme but edited to replace the head with Captain Benjamin "The" Sisko's head.

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 03/10/2026

Listening to the episode and feel the need to share the fan edited "update" of the XKCD internet infrastructure comic...

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 01/10/2026

Do I do a new Spooktober Avatar Variant, or do I do one of the old ones?

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 01/10/2026

We're gonna hear about the worst crunch stories we've ever heard, aren't we?

"I don't think you sign up for roles like this for work-life balance," Sharma had said weeks earlier with a little swagger. "I think you signed up for them because you believe in the mission and you do what it takes."

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 29/09/2026

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026

Anime as well:

Row 1: Dragon Ball Z Kai, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans
Row 2: Gundam The Witch from Mercury, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Eureka Seven
Row 3: The Vision of Escafowne, .hack//SIGN, Girls Band Cry

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 27/09/2026

My top 9 manga to get to know me 9koma.com

Row 1: Naruto, Dragon Ball, Uzumaki
Row 2: Blame!, Aposimz, Delicious in Dungeon
Row 3: Ghost in the Shell, The Color of the End, Full Metal Alchemist

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 20/09/2026

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 20/09/2026

BTW

Your team just got foughed by the Shough

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 20/09/2026

Yeah, this game lives rent free in my head my entire life.

Mega Man and Rush in Top Man's Stage. Mega Man is seen using his slide ability.

Mega Man 3 Box Art

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 20/09/2026

lol lmao

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 12/09/2026

Sweet Jesus this thumbnail...

A thumbnail for a clip from Daemons of the Shadow Realm, an anime adapted from Hiromu Arakawa's manga. Arakawa also wrote Full Metal Alchemist, which is important to know because what this thumbnail shows is a dog watching a TV; on the screen is the characters of Nina Tucker(a young girl) and her giant dog Alexander. The thumbnail is from Crunchyroll's YouTube channel, and is titled "What a Cute Girl with Her Dog!"

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 09/09/2026

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 09/09/2026

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 08/09/2026

Dark Hyrule Fantasy was the name of the ROMHack. Had really good vibes with that one.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 08/09/2026

Twinrova is gonna be *weird*

Sorceress Sisters TWINROVA

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 06/09/2026

Kreia, the mentor character from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 04/09/2026

Got mine.

Cat sleeping on couch.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 04/09/2026

Yup...

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 03/09/2026

I really hope I get to pull this out of my pocket a lot this season:

A portrait of Tyler Shough, the second year QB for the New Orleans Saints Football Team. It is captioned, "Your team just got foughed by the Shough", a pun on the fact that Shough is pronounced like shuck.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 03/09/2026

Currently? The Dust Bowl.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 02/09/2026

Sickos meme but with Captain Benjamin "The" Sisko instead.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 28/08/2026

Sickos meme but it's Vegeta.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 28/08/2026

Dracula: What is a gamedev? A miserable little pile of secrets.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 25/08/2026

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 23/08/2026

Depressing...

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 23/08/2026

Eggbug: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Website That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 20/08/2026

In my "Wish I was making games for the Commodore64" era.

Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! | love the future!
Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
Security technicians: *takes a deep swig of whiskey* I wish I had been born in the neolithic.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 15/08/2026

Two panels of former president Barack Obama first running to his destination before quickly turning around.

Top text: PHONE, WALLET, KEYS...

Bottom text: OH SHOOT the furtive pygmy,
so easily forgotten.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 14/08/2026

This shit is so cool (Examples from 'The Illustrated History of Weaponsy')

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 14/08/2026

Just an FYI the original X4 is being discontinued in favor of the X3 and the X4 Pro. Sounds like there is gonna be a version 2 of the X4 though?

📢 Announcement: XTEINK X4 is Sold Out & Discontinued

Thank you so much for your support! XTEINK X4 is now officially sold out, and there are no plans for future production.

We invite you to explore our X3 or X4 Pro models for your reading needs. Stay tuned for the upcoming new X4 series.

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 14/08/2026

Sarge, leader of the Reds from Red vs Blue.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 13/08/2026

Keep seeing this weird watermark. Don't mind it though, because, as we all know, an Infowars Elf has a right to exist!

The image features Tim with a serious expression next to a horse with a white stripe on its face. The background is a soft gradient of blue, and the word "INFOWARS" is prominently displayed at the bottom. A transparent INFOWARS Elf is added to the corner from the original.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 08/08/2026

Honestly my favorite:

Reddit User saxet: "what about a person buying a vibe coding "keyboard" would make you think they are interested in thinking at all"

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 05/08/2026

It is your duty, fulfill your Oath:

Panel 1: Seinfeld looking annoyed to Kramer with a sick, green glow, "Kramer, what's going on in there?"

Panel 2: Aragorn, son of Arathorn, confronting the The Army of the Dead

Panel 3: Kramer looks to Seinfeld "We've summoned them to fulfill their Oath, Jerry."

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 04/08/2026

Max von Sydow as Father Lankester Merrin in 'The Exorcist'

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 03/08/2026

Had to look her up...

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 26/07/2026

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 23/07/2026

A collage of the cast of the 1999 film The Mummy* captioned as "MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS: THE CAST OF 'THE MUMMY' (1999)"

*some of these shots were definitely from the sequel "The Mummy Returns"

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 21/07/2026

Same energy:

Screenshot of a Tumblr post:

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cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era
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2.681 notas jun. 18th, 2022

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 20/07/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18? Hard to choose...

Poster of Toy Story 3

Scott Pilgrim VS the World

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 20/07/2026

Yeah, it's gonna be a fun week...

5 Severe Weather Alerts
Heat Advisory
Severe Weather
Tropical Storm Watch
Storm Surge Watch
Heat Advisory

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Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 18/07/2026

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 18/07/2026

The Spice Must Flow!

Paul Atreides (Dune 1984) wearing a Starbucks Apron.

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 15/07/2026

They were wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta. Of course they would choke.

CHOKE the official soft drink of the ATLANTA FALCONS

Christian Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 14/07/2026

~What a thrill...~