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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 3h
HOT TAKE: we need more sports bars. Outside of BW3s-sized places with bad food, there's a lack of fun spots where you can go and watch a game. The swing towards good, new bars promoting "we don't even HAVE a TV!" went too far and we need to fix that.
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 17h
Moonshadow 2 (3605)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23h
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23h
Damn
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@KaceyMusgraves
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I don't think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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@KristiNoem •10h
l'll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey
Musgraves any day.
And if I'm choosin' Texas, I'll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
James Talarico
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Thank you for having me last night, Kacey Musgraves!
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Marvin fucking Miller
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ultron: I created a robot who wants to get women pregnant
The Wasp: Why?
Ultron:
The Wasp:
Ultron:
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In MLB’s final 4, it’s the sport’s biggest spender and 3 budget-savvy rivals - The Athletic share.google/ywsyuZPMCYZD... Skill issue
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In MLB’s final 4, it’s the sport’s biggest spender and 3 budget-savvy rivals
A comparison of rosters brings into stark relief the vastness of the Dodgers’ financial edge over the Brewers, Guardians and Rays.
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rules that prevent labor from making a maximum amount of money are Bad. hth
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Y'all keep posting replies here that are "a sports team paid a lot of money to the labor they rely on" as if that's a problem.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Happy Columbo’s Day
Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG
WHEN I GET BACK, IF THE CAR'S OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE. IF THE CAR'S GONE, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.”Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOGSeries of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOGSeries of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG
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Mon Mothman @kaczar-soze.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The White Sox in the playoffs before this tweet 4-0 outscoring opponents 20-9 The White Sox after this tweet 0-3 getting outscored 20-8
A Ben Shapiro tweet saying "The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying."
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Sulfurous Trans-Face @oxmounter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning. Heres my favorite commission from the batch I did in the hotel room last night. I feel like someone mentioned Rumiko Takahashi yesterday and it came out in the face.
Kitty Pryde doing the Professor X is a jerk thing but its really Mystique.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#DamnLettersToTheEditor
"Dear ALF,
I wish you were my pet. Can you come to visit me? I am eight years old. How old are you?
Please send me $20.00 or $7.00 or $10.00. I really want you to visit."
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
EVERYONE BEAUTIFUL, NO ONE SEXY
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Challenge accepted! @instintcofi.bsky.social
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He also maybe wasn't a good coach! Handed an obscene amount of HOFers and won one SB. Multiple great regular seasons that flamed out in embarrassing playoff fashion! Then repeatedly blamed his QBs!
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
abcnews.com/blogs/politi... He was the ultimate Boomer and everything that comes with that (derogatory)
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Mike Ditka on the 'Biggest Mistake I've Ever Made': Not Running Against Obama
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolute f***in cinema
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Didn't someone almost die? Anyway, I stand by my joke
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On October 8 tho? Practically summer!
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Climate Change fucking with us in ways we never expected
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also the OG Marvel Two In One run with the Thing is really solid! And the Zdarsky book was fucking great! Also the Mosley/Reilly Thing solo series! Fuck they're such good characters
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said North! It's been such a great fit for his style. I was lukewarm on Fraction, which is interesting because I love most of his stuff.
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No Big 2 characters have the sheer quantity of great runs that FF has. Lee/Kirby. Waid/Ringo. Hickman. North (so good!). Simonson. A lot of the Byrne. I think overall quality is better than any cape comic.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck this shit.
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/10/2026
Iowa city council debates proper time in meeting agenda to "undo the curse that was just put on our city."
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'It Is Done. Hail Satan:' City Immediately Regrets New Religious Liberty Law That Allows Prayer at City Council Meeting
Iowa city council debates proper time in meeting agenda to "undo the curse that was just put on our city."
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Closet Bears fan confirmed.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody give me a job
Graphic with five Lisa Loebs telling Sharon Stone to Stay cos she missed her
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me, reading today's comic:
Nancy lookin so pissed off. Wtf.
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
frinkiac.com/bettergif/S0...
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Frinkiac
I'm seeing double here. Four Stephen Vogts!
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine maybe going to jail for stealing an @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social bit.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
33 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. #TheSimpsons episode “Cape Feare” first aired October 7, 1993.
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE MOTHERFUCKIN 2026 CHICAGO WHITE SOX
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Len Wein: Alright. He's called Gunfire. Editor: Hell yeah. Guns are really in right now. The Punisher. Cable. How big are we going with these babies? Len Wein: Well here's the thing...
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sorry but there is no significant portion of the electorate that thinks "higher education" is some sort of cultural string-puller. And anyone who does is already Fox Brained. Absolutely insane that these dipshit talking points are somehow still being printed.
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE MOTHERFUCKIN 2026 CHICAGO WHITE SOX
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GRANT FUCKING TAYLOR
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's probably worse than either of those two comparisons because Hastert admitted in court to assaulting kids. Just because he wasn't convicted of that specific thing does not mean he did not do that thing! He was an admitted sexual abuser of underage children. That's a fact! Print it!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/10/2026
a GOP pedophile before it was cool wish the Democrats had hung the fact that the leader of Republican Senate was a monster around the neck of the party instead of instantly forgetting he existed but oh well rest in piss
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Violating banking laws" Motherfucker assaulted children
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing that can stop the 2026 Chicago Bears is literally an act of God (5 hour rainstorm)
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because they're national buys and which game you're seeing is regional. I'm betting they're airing during those Texas games at the same time. Anyway, fuck Ken Paxton
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sergio Aragones covered Groo the Wanderer 4 (1985).
Groo in a predicament, with one foot each on a precipice, all spread out. Protecting the ladies on one side, as brigands gather on the other.
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GRANT FUCKING TAYLOR
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GRANT FUCKING TAYLOR
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xMRNUTTYx @xmrnuttyx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE MOTHERFUCKIN 2026 CHICAGO WHITE SOX
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Davy Andrews @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The FanGraphs homepage is looking mighty sharp this fine morning.
Screenshot of the FanGraphs homepage. The featured article is the weekly mailbag, and the picture that accompanies it is Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam, but Adam has been replaced by Chase Meidroth.
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