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shmemms

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delightfully endearing and condescending

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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The mens casa amor episode on love Island was legitimately the most traumatic episode of television I have ever seen. More than Ned Stark being beheaded, more than the Red Wedding, more than Jane's death on breaking bad.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We stand with Albania! 🇦🇱 #SheShed
A large crowd of Albania protestors.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Way to go, Albania! 🇦🇱
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
I saw you from across the bar and I was wondering if you’re mad at me
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 05/02/2026
when you get home with the groceries you gotta let the cats sniff the bags so they know you’re a mighty hunter and gatherer
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 20/10/2025
they should invent a paycheck that covers more than just your immediate needs
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Watching commercials makes me feel gross.
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Maybe don't sell your company to a greedy conglomerate?
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Iconic karaoke bar Hidden Cover is closing this month. blockclubchi.co/4goxHY5
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/08/2025
imagining "Big Balls Beatdown" in a middle-school social studies textbook
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This is why we’re out in the streets - you cannot defend the actions of people who would lie to kidnap 1st graders. Any human being with a conscience is going to take that personally.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers) Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker? Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The Northwest Side is getting its 1st Trader Joe’s in Jefferson Park. blockclubchi.co/4mqwqCj
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Comic quoting the scripture “they hated Jesus because he told them the truth” Gal 4:16

Jesus is saying “go white Sox”

A man in the crowd says “shut up”
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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Alex @acannon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
Picture of kids and adults gathering on Lincoln Square, playing jump rope. Text overlay saying "I will never understand the appeal of playing in a street"Picture of Chicagoans of all ages lounging on Lincoln square, enjoying a beautiful spring day. The sun is out and there is chalk art covering the ground. In the foreground a man in sunglasses sits on a yellow bench. Text from a local facebook group reads "It's really unfortunate that they feel the need to create this kind of chaos for the community, our square, and the small businesses trying to thrive here, this feels like a targeted effort."
a man blows bubbles for a group of children playing in Lincoln Square, the kids are jumping and pointing at the bubbles. many adults are circled around watching. A quote from the Lincoln Square facebook page reads "FORGET ABOUT IT. Ban kids from playing in the street."A wide shot of Lincoln Square. People are congregating in the road, lined up to patronize local businesses, or sitting on the curb watching neighbors stroll by. A truncated facebook comment states "how dare you... People like you in this community absolutely disgust me."
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I've been preaching about the impending "water wars" for years.....
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@eyerollsandbloodlust @eyerollsnbloodlust.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Shout out to all you freaky partners in crime 💕
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/02/2025
As others have said, the greatest transfer of wealth in US history will not be from the Boomers to their children but from them to the US healthcare system. The US is designed to make people insolvent and to keep them poor once they're there.
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
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Gareth Reynolds PHD @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Good morning. Abolish billionaires by any means necessary.
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