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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 12h

Hi @weirdinthewade.bsky.social - hope you're having a nice holiday. I'm on a ghost tour tonight.....

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This doll hates you and everything that you love

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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In our ALL NEW episode we're looking at the absurdist 2003 paper-mache one-hit-wonders the Barndance Boys... and we've tracked one of them down! You won't *believe* what he looks like now! Full episode youtu.be/ZPDWYz7dYY4

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Apparently, this isn't a legitimate panogram

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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 07/09/2026

A bunch of cunts. Saved you a click.

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Goth friends - I almost never do this but if you're in the market for some gothic house fragrances, you have GOT to check these guys out Apolloipsum.co.uk

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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Following @ricardoautobahn.co.uk 's post about the UKIP Calypso guys made up chart, I offer you some of the secrets of Independant Local Radio in the UK before Greatest Hits fucked it over:

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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Have you enjoyed us 'splaining the Radio One Roadshow yet? It's a Splaining classic, with some top listeners letters to add to the nostalgia! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go "ooh I'd forgotten about him". www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoPu...

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The Radio 1 Roadshow: The Nation’s Biggest Mobile Disco

YouTube video by The House Of Splain

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What - and I have read the description and still don’t know how to answer this - the ever-fucking Christ in that?

These two lads present a vivid and amusing selection from their considerable repertoire of life size ultra violet puppet fantasies Their fanfare heralds Pierrot Pepe, a circus duo. Snitch the Witch with her cauldron capers and the one and only Flossie the Fluorescent Ostrich doing her best to insert a little culture into the proceedings much to everyone's amusement. A grand finale of life size can-can dancers fills the stage in a flurry of colour completing this amazing illusion.

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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It actually looks like an English guy named Norman Conquest.

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Hey @dannyrobins.bsky.social - you know what would be better than a Fisher Price phone....? 😁

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Nat Doig @weirdinthewade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Today’s episode is about modern, haunted and abandoned buildings. The derelict farms, and disused railway lines which are left on the edges of towns and in our countryside. Listen where ever you get your podcasts. Or here: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

An abandoned two-storey house with fire-damaged walls and a collapsed roof, seen across a field of tall, dry grass and framed by overhanging tree branches. Trees and outbuildings surround the derelict property under an overcast sky

A weathered wooden barn with a steep, tiled roof and a faded red door, standing amid overgrown, dry grass and scrubland. A second dilapidated outbuilding sits to the right, with trees and power lines in the background under a partly cloudy sky.

A black-and-white photo of an abandoned farmhouse and a derelict brick outbuilding, seen across a field of tall, wild grass and framed by overhanging tree branches. Trees and a cloudy sky fill the background

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This is exactly what an owl would say

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

@jconnollybooks.bsky.social well that was a first. I can't remember the last time u had a new book out (Parker or others) that lasted longer than 48 hours. River Red With Blood was,due to reasons, eked out over a longer period.It was absolutely awesome. I'd forgotten about delayed gratification 🤣

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

@jconnollybooks.bsky.social you know, you put Charlie through an awful lot. Why do you make the poor man drink instant coffee as well? 😔

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John Ix @frogalapeche.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

There are videos about THE THING where people work backwards to find who was the first infected character in the film. Just did the same 'working backwards' approach to the film #Jaws and just found all the deaths were caused by A SHARK! Look at the bottom right of the image. That's not seaweed.

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Deanna Raybourn @deannaraybourn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Just saw a tee that said: Worry about your own sins. God won’t ask you about mine.

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Alexis Rose's Impressed Look

Alt: Alexis Rose's Impressed Look

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

So in the wave of @countbinface.bsky.social fever, I resurrected my theory that Temu Hitler is actually Baron Greenback. A lovely caricaturist (Karl Whitmore) on FB was inspired to create this

Baron Greenback Farage confronting Dangermouse Binface

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My GP and my Vet use the same SMS number so I regularly get texts from a contact labelled "Doctor" to remind me i need to schedule being wormed

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

On my way, Clacton.

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Due to some kind of bizarre algorithmic aneurysm, Facebook fed me Josh Widdicome explaining Mr Blobby to Dan Levy and then news about @countbinface.bsky.social - and now my brain is singing "Binface, Binface, for the by-election he will stand" to the tune of Mr Blobby

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Nat Doig @weirdinthewade.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Tomorrow Weird in the Wade returns with a ln episode celebrating LGBTQ+ Pride, fen folklore and one of the oldest LGBTQ+ venues in the country. Listen wherever you get your pods or if in the UK you can also listen on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

A progress pride flag flying against a bright blue sky.

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Guys, if any of you have insta accounts, could you please do me a solid and follow @brenda_violin She has a high profile event tomorrow and will hopefully get some referrals. This is my cousin's daughter and she's working very hard to get her music business off the ground. Thanks all 🤗

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 22/06/2026

Cheer yourself up after being emotionally affected by the prime minister's resignation by getting my new/old/lost album WORLD CAR EXPLOSION on Bandcamp. spray.bandcamp.com/album/world-...

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World Car Explosion, by Ricardo Autobahn

19 track album

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

@weirdinthewade.bsky.social I'm sure you've seen this already but just in case. Now, how do we get you and Evelyn on there! I'm so here for these crossovers!

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Important news! I am delighted to announce the launch of my new podcast: The Untitled History Podcast. It's me, and guests, falling down all the history rabbitholes you can imagine. Please, please spread the word, subscribe and listen. Because... SHIPS CATS!! cms.megaphone.fm/channel/the-...

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Episode 2: The History of Cats on Ships by The Untitled History Podcast

From as early as 7000 years before the common era, we have evidence suggesting cats served alongside humans on ships. This isn’t just in a civilian capacity. As long as there have been warships, cats ...

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PantoSplaining - The Panto Poster Podcast @pantosplaining.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

🏮NEW EPISODE🏮 What connects Julia Roberts with Anneka Rice? How many people called Tommy can you play? Did anyone ever put Ted Moult's windows in? And did Bob Carolgees ever try to stick his hand up Cilla? Plus: Brucie v Tommy, Churnton v Cheddar and funky spitting punk dogs. youtu.be/RG5gVWVJS0Y

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PantoSplaining: Episode 8.2 - Manchester 1984 (Part 2)

YouTube video by PantoSplaining - the Panto Poster Podcast

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Also @pantosplaining.bsky.social has managed to completely stump Spotify....

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

@pantosplaining.bsky.social Eithne is pronounced "Etneh" or "Etna", yiz pair of savages 🙃

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

@pantosplaining.bsky.social watching on the medium TV..... Felicette also watching

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Ok @weirdinthewade.bsky.social here is a very bizarre moment of synchonicity which will prob take more than one post! My brain wanted to know if there is a Biggleswade in the US. Google gave me multiple answers about a fried chicken shop!

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I do love my dank little corner of Bluesky 😎

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

*dogtanian theme tune* Just to say, I ate your plums Your plums are not breakfast-ready Just to say, I ate your plums They are in my tummy Such a shame when morning comes They were very yummy Please forgive me my good chum Next plums are on me

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hello @ajpharoah.bsky.social bit of a left field question. Was Ray Carling a name plucked from the air... or does it have anything to do with a crewman who died in a liberator plane crash in Potton Woods in 1945?

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Nat Doig @weirdinthewade.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Road ghosts can appear anywhere it seems from lonely country roads, to City thoroughfares. If you're looking for something to listen to over the Easter Weekend then the latest episode of weird in the wade is all about road ghosts. Listen wherever you get podcasts.

An empty road in London running along side a park with many trees either side of the road. There are many autumn leaves on the ground and the leaves that remain on the trees are yellow.

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Today i am wondering why @spraypopmusic.com have never covered the unigate Humphrey song

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Pacclabmech is not mehe is my favourite Cocteau Twins lyric

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