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@xmorpheus.bsky.social
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I might be three owls in a raincoat.... #actuallyautistic

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi @weirdinthewade.bsky.social - hope you're having a nice holiday. I'm on a ghost tour tonight.....
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This doll hates you and everything that you love
Cursed doll!
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Apparently, this isn't a legitimate panogram
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Goth friends - I almost never do this but if you're in the market for some gothic house fragrances, you have GOT to check these guys out Apolloipsum.co.uk
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Felicette lovea @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social on the big telly
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey @dannyrobins.bsky.social - you know what would be better than a Fisher Price phone....? 😁
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Antimony is fully prepared to thoroughly disapprove of all who vex you
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So in the wave of @countbinface.bsky.social fever, I resurrected my theory that Temu Hitler is actually Baron Greenback. A lovely caricaturist (Karl Whitmore) on FB was inspired to create this
Baron Greenback Farage confronting Dangermouse Binface
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Well thanks for the nightmare fuel, @pantosplaining.bsky.social
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We don't talk about the gnomes #weirdinthewade #shhhh
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Also @pantosplaining.bsky.social has managed to completely stump Spotify....
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@jconnollybooks.bsky.social one for the gothic gallery wall 😎
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@pantosplaining.bsky.social watching on the medium TV..... Felicette also watching
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hey @lishmcbride.bsky.social how's this for popularity?
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I'm sure there must be a few Elder Goths here who remember the Misty comic. I've been slowly collecting them and thought you might enjoy Misty's guide to ghost hunting 😁. It's actually not THAT different to what we see being used now! #uncanny
Pages from Misty annual 1982 detailing what you should bring to a ghost hunt Pages from Misty annual 1982 detailing what you should bring to a ghost hunt
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Kittys settled in to listen as well! #uncanny
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
For some reason, it seems my bus is about to be attacked by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man....
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Yes very good, now where's the chikkin?
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Give up your royal titles at once!
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Well if there was any doubt, this settles it 🤣
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Random cuteness
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Meet Antimony
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
QUACK @miles-online.co.uk
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
@lishmcbride.bsky.social um...well....oh my!
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
That's definitely very quiet
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
She damn well is and you'd better treat her like one! I had never heard of Gofrette before this but since you seem to like high class monochrome kitties with pink nosies, this is Felicette. She approves of Gofrette.
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Please enjoy this happy emu photo
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Cats are nice. Felicette loves you.
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Not sure about Goth Marge Simpson in the painting....
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
@jconnollybooks.bsky.social obviously the only place to properly purchase a John Connolly book is The Gutter bookshop but there is a certain amount of cachet to getting your book delivered by drone.....
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Felicette wants to know where the treats are at #caturday #proofofcat
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
No, i have no experience with pregnant cats and she's really small and was injured- I managed to trap her and she stayed with me a cpl of days until we could get her transferred
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Peekaboo
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
@littlegreyboat.bsky.social as promised
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Because sadly, the type of arseholes who use bot farms are not generally cat people. The good news is that far more people ARE cat people. Remember, Elmo loves you x
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Waaaaahhh. I've been demoted by @jconnollybooks.bsky.social but ok the plus side, new book. Shhhhh. Reading.
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hi @seananmcguire.bsky.social sorry to bother, but I can't think of anyone else I know of who might know or put me on to someone who would - i think this lady may be a maine coon - she's heavily pregnant & has taken up residence in my garden. I have a rescue coming tomorrow to see if we can trap her
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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What that kid needs is a healthy dose of "The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water" 🤣
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