Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hi @weirdinthewade.bsky.social - hope you're having a nice holiday. I'm on a ghost tour tonight..... 120
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I didn't know squirrels honked. Thought that was just geese.... 011
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MLud, we intend to prove that there was no way for my client to have predicted that this product from Mr Cake Ltd could be harmful Judge: Indeed. And the product name?static.klipy.comMan's Expressive ReactionALT: Man's Expressive Reaction 100
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To disterct from the fact that the turtle shell at the other end makes them look like they each have a freshly shaven front bottom? 🤔 101
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What *kind* of chocolate cake? I mean, are we talking "tiny slice of sachertorte" or "YIELD BEFORE MY MISSISSIPPI MUD CAKE WITH EXTRA SPRINKLES" here? (It doesn't matter, I just like hearing about cake) 100
Reposted by XmorpheusThe House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In our ALL NEW episode we're looking at the absurdist 2003 paper-mache one-hit-wonders the Barndance Boys... and we've tracked one of them down! You won't *believe* what he looks like now! Full episode youtu.be/ZPDWYz7dYY4 0179
Reposted by XmorpheusJoe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 07/09/2026A bunch of cunts. Saved you a click. 2715
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Goth friends - I almost never do this but if you're in the market for some gothic house fragrances, you have GOT to check these guys out Apolloipsum.co.uk 010
Reposted by XmorpheusChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Following @ricardoautobahn.co.uk 's post about the UKIP Calypso guys made up chart, I offer you some of the secrets of Independant Local Radio in the UK before Greatest Hits fucked it over: 22718
Reposted by XmorpheusThe House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Have you enjoyed us 'splaining the Radio One Roadshow yet? It's a Splaining classic, with some top listeners letters to add to the nostalgia! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go "ooh I'd forgotten about him". www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoPu...youtube.comThe Radio 1 Roadshow: The Nation’s Biggest Mobile DiscoYouTube video by The House Of Splain 073
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026@thehouseofsplain.bsky.social WE WANT THE FAST FOOD ROCKERS 010
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ahem. Her official title is "The *lovely* CoffeeMonster" Just saying 010
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Felicette lovea @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social on the big telly 081
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh I dunno- hearing Mike Read singing a somg about how he's about to die does hold some interest.... 021
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Frankly I wish I didn't have *first* sight. I can never unsee that, you git! 😝 010
Reposted by XmorpheusBen Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What - and I have read the description and still don’t know how to answer this - the ever-fucking Christ in that? 6198
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Clearly that's Orville in his ill fated attempt to move into dramatic theatre, where he played John Merrick in the Macclesfield Women's Institute's staging of The Elephant Man. Duh. 120
Reposted by XmorpheusOisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It actually looks like an English guy named Norman Conquest. 78012
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026At least they let you audition....static.klipy.comRHOC Vicki: Bitter and PissedALT: RHOC Vicki: Bitter and Pissed 010
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Now I'm envisioning a fish dressed like Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs, swimming round the other fish to the tune of "Stuck in the Middle With You" 😲static.klipy.comFuturama FishALT: Futurama Fish 110
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Well...basically what the hell is a psychopathic eye gouging fish?? 🤣 110
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have questions. Especially about the fish......static.klipy.comSo Many Questions Dr Roger BentleyALT: So Many Questions Dr Roger Bentley 110
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hey @dannyrobins.bsky.social - you know what would be better than a Fisher Price phone....? 😁 130
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Antimony is fully prepared to thoroughly disapprove of all who vex you 110
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What would you like to know about Stu Who? He was a mate of Grant's from back in Glasgow! (Met him once, seemed a nice guy!) 120
Reposted by XmorpheusNat Doig @weirdinthewade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Today’s episode is about modern, haunted and abandoned buildings. The derelict farms, and disused railway lines which are left on the edges of towns and in our countryside. Listen where ever you get your podcasts. Or here: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p... 2256
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Your casts always seem to remind me of songs I'd nearly forgotten! Not sure how you feel about The Pogues, but open.spotify.com/track/1LWuCx...open.spotify.comNavigatorThe Pogues · Rum Sodomy & The Lash (Expanded Edition) · Song · 1985 110
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette 010
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026And there was a particularly meta moment when I had a gap to read and realised the radio had flipped on to ABC to XTC. It's hard to concentrate when the author is tempting you away with 80s synth goth! 030
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@jconnollybooks.bsky.social well that was a first. I can't remember the last time u had a new book out (Parker or others) that lasted longer than 48 hours. River Red With Blood was,due to reasons, eked out over a longer period.It was absolutely awesome. I'd forgotten about delayed gratification 🤣 130
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026@jconnollybooks.bsky.social you know, you put Charlie through an awful lot. Why do you make the poor man drink instant coffee as well? 😔 161
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026IT'S A HUMAN IN A SHARK SUIT! It was Alex Lautner's mother all along. Of course, in the sequels, the shark impersonator is a hideously disfigured and immortal Alex. 000
Reposted by XmorpheusThe QuaterJohn Ixperiment @frogalapeche.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There are videos about THE THING where people work backwards to find who was the first infected character in the film. Just did the same 'working backwards' approach to the film #Jaws and just found all the deaths were caused by A SHARK! Look at the bottom right of the image. That's not seaweed. 6185
Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026That's not 100% true - the first shark to die was killed by humans - #justicefortonythetigershark 120
Reposted by Xmorpheus Meepy 👻 @floweroflondon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026THE COLD MEALS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE SUN SHUTS THE FUCK UPstatic.klipy.comDisgusted Cat Reacts to Salad MemeALT: Disgusted Cat Reacts to Salad Meme 2468
