toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 5hi know it smell like love and joy and happiness and togetherness and unconditional love and compassion for the bountiful friendships that carry us from one side of existence to the other in there 072
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 29/09/2026i love it when east coast ppl take nudes in like a Cursed Death Fuck Basement of Despair with absolutely zero self-awareness to the fact that it looks insane 3190
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 26/09/2026i’m on tour and the band/crew keep talking about how badly they miss their cats, dogs, kids, etc and i’m over here missing my twink. 😔 1140
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 24/09/2026this probably feels good as fuuuuuuck if ur a orca whale 2161
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 24/09/2026idk how people clean out and not rinse off in the shower real quick right after 170
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 23/09/2026finally realizing at 31 that samus aran is one of the coolest characters of all time and that i should have never slept on metroid just cuz it was too hard as a kid 150
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 23/09/2026ppl make fun of femboys getting older and i get it but it truly is jarring when you get older and you don’t recognize your reflection anymore. and you’re left with the question of “oh god should i have just been on estrogen the entire time or do i somehow transition into manhood” 1120
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 22/09/2026me asking for my close friend of 6 years’ first name so i can put them on the guest list 0120
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 17/09/2026i’m out on tour running merch for a band and they call me their merch puppy… 🐶🫶💖 1160
Reposted by toothpickbunnymutt @bunnymutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026in your headlights sticker club for september available until 9/21 51173178
Reposted by toothpickKaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Rating your urethral structure while you piss on me: 7747
Reposted by toothpickJennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My daughter’s latest masterpiece 113115382433
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 14/09/2026i wanna wash a dragon’s insides for incredibly amazing reasons 0161
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 13/09/2026i desperately wanna be in the stomach of one of those cunty ass dragons 1100
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 04/09/2026crouching tiger, hidden face (i'm in the crouching tiger's butt) 080
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 03/09/2026i want a little pink bow in my hair and to get fucked up the ass by a father of 6 3200
Reposted by toothpickDog Park Dissidents @dogparkdissidents.com · 03/09/2026oh shit we haven't announced anything in a while oh fuck we have to come up with news um um @toothpick.slut.dog is officially our guitarist now this is official please update our wikipedia 107712
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 02/09/2026i need like a naked karaoke night out at a bar with friends or something 3140
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 31/08/2026every time i return home from san francisco, i get so wildly depressed, i can’t even think of a jokey metaphor to end this post with. i just want to live there. 0100
Reposted by toothpickCirce [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Kinks aren't like any other interests; they can be be deeply personal, it can be a whole journey to become confident enough to talk about them. So please be mindful of others when speaking about kinks you're *not* into. It's easy to not be a jerk about it <3 #nsfw #Kink #kinkpositivity 4130351123
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 26/08/2026vr chat butt has genuinely brain-broken me in ways i don't think i'll ever recover from 380
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 25/08/2026seeing a lot of before/after transition photos that are making me feel sick with envy. probably doesn’t mean anything. 3160
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 13/08/2026sniffies guy just randomly sent me a pic of his dick in a toilet paper roll with no words. i also have no words. 2110
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 13/08/2026when life fucks you in the ass, make it cum!!! #motivationalmonday 1121
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 11/08/2026i love being gay dude. literally everything we do together turns into getting laid. so fucking cool. 1190
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 10/08/2026it's all up from here fellas. bought some boot-cut jeans today. 090
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 09/08/2026any time’s someone’s suicidal, you send that bitch a picture of egg drop soup. pulls em right out. 2110