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@xerxes.gay
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Lead singer of @dogparkdissidents.com 🎤 Purple fox 💜🦊 Queer af 🏳️‍🌈 Anarcho-jewish ✡️🏴 Xenogender drag animal ✨ he/they 📍Minneapolis, MN

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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 7h
Gavin McKenna from the Toronto Maple Leafs Look up a picture of this boy tell me he ain't a fuckin Score First Ever NHL Career Goal Challenge To Unlock Travel To The Next Province and Draw 5 Cards-ass hockey player
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 7h
wtf I have literally had my face in your backside and I remember you being taller than me
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 12h
I was promised Canadians booing the US national anthem at hockey games and Toronto y'all did not come through. Have we gone soft what happened to elbows up
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 12h
Glad to see some thriving, proudly janky CanCon (the out of sync jumbotron live video at this Leafs game)
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 12h
Ok so from the environmental storytelling I'm getting that the Leafs were the one institution successfully deposed in the 1968 global wave of popular insurrections
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 12h
I have been taken to a Leafs game and I am confused, I don't understand hockey, can someone canadian tell me when the gay sex starts
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 21h
Yeh
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 06/10/2026
dammn boy that hole sure is Quality Content
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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 02/10/2026
TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves. If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...
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Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding -- Fender's Journal
Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorship of the internet and third parties forcing sites to ...
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
it is 12:43pm at the Minneapolis armory and Crankdat is playing a fucking crossword puzzle on the video wall instead of playing his set already am beginning to wonder if dat is ever going to be cranked this evening
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
I fucking LOVE furry con raves there is SPACE TO MOVE and you are not STILL WAITING FOR THE HEADLINER TO PLAY when it is TWELVE THIRTY SEVEN PM
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
Staight bro to me and @zekefox.wtf at this rave: ARE YOU TWO RELATED OR YOU JUST BEST FRIENDS? Us: [immediately start making out]
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
TEACHING HETEROSEXUAL NON PUNK ROCKER EDM FANS ABOUT MOSH PITS WAS LIKE HANDING A NUCLEAR MISSILE TO A TODDLER
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
Ah shit can't forget about Licked In Stein
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
Chaps with even less ass
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
This dj has named herself after the country whose capital is Viyennuh, it is bordered by Hongery, Sweetseerland, Slowveinia, and Jermaine
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
Crop bottoms They cover your legs and thighs but not your dick and ass sp you can show off a bit of Midyiff
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
the natural male enhancement supplement for men of a certain age (remember the positions of every poseball in the Gay Yiffy Club)
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
walk into the club like what up I have earbs and a tailb
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
oh SHIT FUCK there has been TRIPPY VISUAL with NO TEXT for FOUR SOLID MINUTES you need to PUT MY NAME BACK UP THERE everyone is TRIPPING BALLS AND THEY FORGOT WHO I AM
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/10/2026
[me, a famous DJ, to the technical director] no you need to make MY NAME bigger on the VIDEO WALL you need to have MY FLICKERING NAME with a BLINKY EFFECT in EIGHT THOUSAND POINT FONT becuase WHAT IF THEY FORGET WHO IS PRESSING THE BUTTONS we need to ALWAYS REMIND THEM WHO IS PRESSING THE MUSICBUTTO
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 02/10/2026
IT'S A FULL MOON ON HOLE O WEEN IM GOIN APPLE BOBBIN BOYS
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 02/10/2026
[me to the financial times podcast host] and so, all these geopolitical pressures have caused the US dollar to become inflated, making it big and round
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 01/10/2026
Punk is free you can make it yourself at home
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 01/10/2026
Begging Will Wright himself to SWAT a teenager who set up an automated factory to dump every sim in the neighborhood into a pool with no ladder
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 27/09/2026
would u like to join my motorcycle gang
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 30/09/2026
Shorts are not more practical, how you supposed to get fucked in the ass with those on
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 30/09/2026
Wow when did Polyphia make an Undertale song
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 29/09/2026
Getting Cruxshadows Rogue himself to promote your meagre pawn body to an elegant dark queen
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 27/09/2026
"HOLDING A PURSE IS NOT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION" - @zekefox.wtf
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 27/09/2026
would u like to join my motorcycle gang
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 26/09/2026
hey you can't be mad I said "hot take"
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/09/2026
I ain't afraid of a cold nude beach
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/09/2026
Hey Torontomosexuals I am in your city for work the week of October 5th, what sort of depraved gay shit is there to do that week that I can ditch my team building activities for?
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/09/2026
I study muscles too I get on my knees like a good boy and study em real fuckin close
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/09/2026
when you cry out to the cosmos to let you "get fucked hard by doms" and all it gives you is Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 24/09/2026
oh it's a kink post well in that case i found your painting
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 23/09/2026
Hello unicode consortium how do I make there be a new emoji because there is no plum emoji and I need an internationally recognized standard for communicating the concept of my fursona's ass
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/09/2026
It's 2026 we're doing reverse gamergate now all unhinged gamer rage must be screeched through a intersectional feminist lens
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/09/2026
Yeh straight furries should also chill about femboys Anyway on the relatively low chance a vaguepost of the female symbol means unskippable dragon vagina is coming into people's 90 minute visual novel then idk what if we could wokely boo them off stage wouldn't that be something
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/09/2026
Either way though if they are actually planning to make the most unforced error in the history of furry porn motherfuckers could be way less weird about it
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/09/2026
Yeah it would. And yet I feel like being able to pick the gender of who you fuck is such an established precedent in furry game design that this is like reacting to "coming soon: Iron Man difficulty mode" with "I want a refund if easy mode is gone" like yeah man I don't think they're gonna do that?
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/09/2026
PSA gay men: not being horny for women is like cleaning out, it's biological, we all do it, but it's gross if you talk about it too much
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Tatyana Milewska @tatyanamilewska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're an EU citizen, here's an EU Citizen's Initiative to stop mandatory age verification for you to sign. I'm doing my part This isnt just a petition, if they reach the 1 million signature goal the EU commission is required to address it seriously citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 21/09/2026
Breaking: openai announces they have successfully simulated the consciousness of the most annoying poster on reddit
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 21/09/2026
Overly labeled political cartoon but it's just e621 tags
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