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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres

@xenarcade.bsky.social
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Professional gamedev cat-herder. Formerly at Disney, Treyarch. Usually I'm the producer, or the PM, or the ops guy. I make sure games get made and my devs get paid.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON "AI IS BREAKING OUT OF THE COMPUTER, NO ITS NOT, AI IS HACKING THE GOVERNMENT, NO ITS NOT, AI IS SURPASSING HUMAN INTELLIGENCE, IF YOU CAN BE SURPASSEDB Y A STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF REDDIT POSTS, THATS A SKILL ISSUE MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Retiring to spend more time on his passion of subaquatic computer repair
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Matrix (1999)
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Picture of a fictional Fox 6 news broadcast with the chyron "We Blew It!"

Taken from the Arrested Development episode "Sad Sack." This scene follows the revelation that the pictures purported to be satellite images of WMD bunkers in Iraq were actually close-up pictures of Tobias Funke's scrotum.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's an open secret that they're not even making break-even money, and bad finances are a thing foreign actors look for in potential assets. A company that makes the Brute-Force Hacker 9000 and is deep in the red, whose CEO probably has mountains of kompromat floating around? Golden goose!
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn I just realized, if OAI and Anthropic were secretly being bankrolled by Russian oligarchs or the North Koreans or whatever, what would they be doing differently?
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIG Sauer put out a gun that can go off on its own. That did less harm than OpenAI has done, and SIG was held to greater liability than OAI ever has.
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You prevent that from happening with regular communication and check-ins with team members to make sure everyone stays on the same page. You can't do that with LLMs without constantly babysitting them, because LLMs don't speak unless spoken to and only tell you what they think you want to hear.
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because if that doesn't happen, 1 guy could spend weeks in isolation solving 1 problem that in fact is not a concern or was fixed a while ago, which they would have known if they dared to talk to the other people on their team.
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's always the temptation to isolate youraelf to fix a problem that you think is important, but that's why you need someone to periodically check in and go "Wait, what the fuck do you think you're doing?"
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thing is, from a PM's POV a totally autonomous developer is a failure mode. You don't have a wunderkin submitting perfect commits, you have a guy with his head up his ass refusing to communicate or work with others. This behavior is so common that it has a name: "the guy in a room."
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Overfitting to an irrelevant frame of reference is analogous to hyperfixating on a problem that has a negligible impact on the project. Programmers fall into that trap all the time, especially when nobody's checking their work. Which is the underlying assumption of automated development.
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I could give my two cents, approaching this from the angle of org structure sheds more light on the workflow you're talking about. Tl;dr is that we don't even trust people to operate completely autonomously, so we shouldn't trust an LLM to to it either.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Breaking Bad Plane Crash
Alt: Breaking Bad Plane Crash
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there's nobody on Bluesky you *have* to argue with. just saying. you can just opt to not do that if you don't think you'd get anything out of the experience.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's amazing about this website is its ability to generate endless waves of discourse about subjects and topics that aren't worth anyone's time
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18/09/2026
I'd say I don't want to rain on your parade but my worst quality is I'm passionate about marketing so I am actually all too happy to talk about brand guidelines and why it actually sucks that Roxas is dabbing
aftermath.site
Fortnite Is Selling Your Favorite Characters Back To You As Husks
Fortnite's latest crossover season is a weird branding exercise that's bad for both companies and fans
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lololololol OpenAI is about to get fucking WASHED storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Exhibit Public Redacted Memorandum of Law – #1977, Att. #1 in In Re: OpenAI, Inc. Copyright Infringement Litigation (S.D.N.Y., 1:25-md-03143) – CourtListener.com
LETTER addressed to Judge Sidney H. Stein from Davida Brook dated September 17, 2026 re: Public, Redacted Version of News' Plaintiffs' Memorandum of Law. Document filed by Daily News LP, The Center fo...
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah pretty much, Alyx was a watershed in that it was the best case scenario a VR title could ever have. Other folks maybe looking to do VR watched how it did and went "well shit, what hope do *we* have?"
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I am not Terminally Online, I don't have a problem, I can quit any time I want"
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Both Of Deez Nuts"
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Sapphic Hazard @sapphichazard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead that people are unironically calling him punk now.
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is my biggest pet peeve with the way the Internet has evolved. under no circumstances do I want to watch a video about your product, opinion, or recipe. I read like 3x faster than you can talk. video is such an inefficient form of learning & the switch to video primacy annoys me so much
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Manufacturing consent tends to work best when *all* the major players are singing the same tune. Just a thought.
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe charging $10 to sign up wasn't such a bad idea
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I imagined this being read with the Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences narrator voice and it's worrying when a head of state's public statements fit that cadence
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
everything I learned about not gatekeeping all last decade has kind of gone out the window because of vibecoders and I'm like please, call these guys posers as much as you want
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What do you think Sen. Fudd's policy positions are
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damn, all I got was a lousy chocolate BAR
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NEW from Crayola: The classic crayons you know and love now available in a sophisticated, trend-forward palette!
A box of crayons but they're all white
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
On one hand, Claude Monet was blind. On the other hand, most folks are no Claude Monet.
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Like all this AI hacking nonsense. AI models "break containment" in the same way that my dog breaks containment when I leave my front door open. That's not hard to understand, but the second there's a computer involved people's brains just shut down and stop processing the explanation.
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've yet to see any counter-evidence to the idea that popular media does not understand software or the digital landscape. In fact I've only become more convinced that the press just stopped trying to understand it at all anymore over the last 15 years or so.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 12/09/2026
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Frontier Lab Where This Regularly Happens
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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Cato Young @youngocato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This just sounds like a Tuesday Night at any median Waffle House. Is this going to be a documentary? 😂
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Duke Nukem Forever” was both a game and a description of how game development is gonna be.
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Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_...
youtube.com
Steve Ballmer: Developers
YouTube video by MrWueb007
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Xavier "Mr. X" Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm not sure if there was any version of 2XKO that was likely to meet Riot's expectations. But, 10 years of development is how you turn even the best possible conditions into a worst-case scenario. These are not mutually exclusive.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 25/08/2026
A.I. boosters using Pascal's Wager to get people to stop saying "clanker" is both hilarious and also evidence of a deeply disturbed psyche.
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