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Xavier Torres

@xenarcade.bsky.social
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Professional gamedev cat-herder. Formerly at Disney, Treyarch. Usually I'm the producer, or the PM, or the ops guy. I make sure games get made and my devs get paid.

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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 2h
Picture of a fictional Fox 6 news broadcast with the chyron "We Blew It!"

Taken from the Arrested Development episode "Sad Sack." This scene follows the revelation that the pictures purported to be satellite images of WMD bunkers in Iraq were actually close-up pictures of Tobias Funke's scrotum.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIG Sauer put out a gun that can go off on its own. That did less harm than OpenAI has done, and SIG was held to greater liability than OAI ever has.
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Breaking Bad Plane Crash
Alt: Breaking Bad Plane Crash
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there's nobody on Bluesky you *have* to argue with. just saying. you can just opt to not do that if you don't think you'd get anything out of the experience.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's amazing about this website is its ability to generate endless waves of discourse about subjects and topics that aren't worth anyone's time
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18/09/2026
I'd say I don't want to rain on your parade but my worst quality is I'm passionate about marketing so I am actually all too happy to talk about brand guidelines and why it actually sucks that Roxas is dabbing
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Fortnite Is Selling Your Favorite Characters Back To You As Husks
Fortnite's latest crossover season is a weird branding exercise that's bad for both companies and fans
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lololololol OpenAI is about to get fucking WASHED storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Exhibit Public Redacted Memorandum of Law – #1977, Att. #1 in In Re: OpenAI, Inc. Copyright Infringement Litigation (S.D.N.Y., 1:25-md-03143) – CourtListener.com
LETTER addressed to Judge Sidney H. Stein from Davida Brook dated September 17, 2026 re: Public, Redacted Version of News' Plaintiffs' Memorandum of Law. Document filed by Daily News LP, The Center fo...
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I am not Terminally Online, I don't have a problem, I can quit any time I want"
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Both Of Deez Nuts"
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Sapphic Hazard @sapphichazard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead that people are unironically calling him punk now.
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is my biggest pet peeve with the way the Internet has evolved. under no circumstances do I want to watch a video about your product, opinion, or recipe. I read like 3x faster than you can talk. video is such an inefficient form of learning & the switch to video primacy annoys me so much
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Manufacturing consent tends to work best when *all* the major players are singing the same tune. Just a thought.
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I imagined this being read with the Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences narrator voice and it's worrying when a head of state's public statements fit that cadence
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
everything I learned about not gatekeeping all last decade has kind of gone out the window because of vibecoders and I'm like please, call these guys posers as much as you want
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What do you think Sen. Fudd's policy positions are
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NEW from Crayola: The classic crayons you know and love now available in a sophisticated, trend-forward palette!
A box of crayons but they're all white
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
On one hand, Claude Monet was blind. On the other hand, most folks are no Claude Monet.
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've yet to see any counter-evidence to the idea that popular media does not understand software or the digital landscape. In fact I've only become more convinced that the press just stopped trying to understand it at all anymore over the last 15 years or so.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 12/09/2026
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Frontier Lab Where This Regularly Happens
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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Cato Young @youngocato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This just sounds like a Tuesday Night at any median Waffle House. Is this going to be a documentary? 😂
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Duke Nukem Forever” was both a game and a description of how game development is gonna be.
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Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_...
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Steve Ballmer: Developers
YouTube video by MrWueb007
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm not sure if there was any version of 2XKO that was likely to meet Riot's expectations. But, 10 years of development is how you turn even the best possible conditions into a worst-case scenario. These are not mutually exclusive.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 25/08/2026
A.I. boosters using Pascal's Wager to get people to stop saying "clanker" is both hilarious and also evidence of a deeply disturbed psyche.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When you pick up a single bottlecap with a star on it
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 20/08/2026
i swear to god, asking: “what is the problem you are trying to solve? followed by: “what information or data do you need to solve this problem?” are like, some of the single most important questions you need to ask a stakeholder on all kinds of projects, and so many people skip it
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The admin talks about the war like my old designer talked about how we were definitely not in development hell
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Ransom 🐈 @ransom.cat · 16/08/2026
Even if you're just a viewer and not a streamer, tell them through metrics that you reject AI: Twitch.tv > Settings > Security and Privacy > Training for Generative AI: OFF
A screenshot of Twitch's settings.

Twitch.tv > Settings > Security and Privacy > Training for Generative AI: OFF
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Silly Marvel, expecting people to watch 15 separate entries to understand its next release. Now I'll just go back to anticipating the next release in my favorite straightforward series of self-contained stories, Kingdom Hearts
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 16/08/2026
Job hunting in the games industry be like
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Interesting article about how All Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper. It's also true that The Best Way To Clean A Cybertruck Is With Lemon Juice.
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The best feedback I've ever gotten was not sugarcoated in the slightest. They didn't try to spare my feelings, they respected me enough to give me candid feedback, and it helped me figure out where to improve.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me, not using AI:
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Kermit The Frog Sips Lipton Tea Meme
Alt: Kermit The Frog Sips Lipton Tea
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Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 04/08/2026
‼️ACTION ALERT: The Senate Commerce Committee is holding “kids safety” circus again, this time considering both KOSA (the Kids Online Safety Act) & SCREEN Act, two of the most dangerous censorship & age verification bills on the table! CALL YOUR LAWMAKERS & TELL THEM TO OPPOSE 📲 248-331-8665
The image is a graphic poster with a vibrant red background and contrasting dark purple text. At the top, it contains the message: “Senate Commerce Committee is taking up KOSA + SCREEN Act THIS WEDNESDAY” in bold white letters. Below this, in a larger, informal handwriting-style font is the phrase “TAKE ACTION” in yellow. At the bottom of the image is a phone number, “248-331-8665,” displayed inside a rounded rectangle in dark purple. The overall layout is eye-catching and designed to attract attention to the call for action regarding legislation.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A screenshot of the video game Deltarune, with the character Susie saying, "...hey, did anyone notice that this sucks ass?"
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you enjoy playing video games in the US you should be paying attention to this and contacting your reps if you're into that sort of thing or like personal rights or whatever.
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Beverly Hills That's where I want to be Livin' in Beverly Hills Beverly Hills Doing fraud to comfort NIMBYs Livin' in Beverly Hills
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Xavier Torres @xenarcade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That standard being "none"
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Prepared to donate to candidates whose platform includes opposing genitalia inspectors for little girls.
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