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Xargon

@xargon.bsky.social
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I’m Harry! Scottish mini painter, photographer, writer, and twitch affiliate! any pronouns (honestly they're all fine), 30s

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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 28/09/2026
The Creature is approaching 🦊 30/9/26
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Come and see what is, at the end of the day, my fault
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Carpeted basement kitchen
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Giorgio Boymoroder
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
in spain. straight up "majorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My biza
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IWGB @iwgbunion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Don’t boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it: youtube.com/shorts/hhIES... T-shirt preorders open now! All proceeds from the t-shirts, which are ethically made and designed by us, will go towards the fired Rockstar workers’ legal funds. bit.ly/4xLc4IP
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Don't Boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it.
YouTube video by IWGB Union
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complicit rotting 🐻🌲🫀 @bearlybitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
finished the metalocalypse cast for fun teehee
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Akialyne @akialyne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Truth Keeper
Profile darwing of a chestnut haired lady with many braids, holding a glowing planet shaped key and looking at it. The window is shaped like a keyhole and « Veritas » is written on it. Behind the window is space.
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Absolutely no way I could have been prepared to me matched with this absolute unit while playing Elden Ring Nightreign
A screenshot from the game Elden Ring Nightreign highlighting a user-set username. The username is Billy Bum Skelp
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Woke cartoons be like: Ren and Stimmy The Symptoms Family They Genderama Left Park TRANSformers Bob's Burgers Stevethem Universe Repost to PWN the libs 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Erin Mk-II 🏳️‍⚧️ @erinmkii.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@mscupcakes.net @cakejumper.bsky.social @hazelightgames.bsky.social
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brickonator @brickonator.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can't believe it wasn't until today that I realized who starred in one of my all-time funniest filename jokes. I've had this image for 15 years minimum...
Sam Neill in "Memoirs of an Invisible Man", with a gun to his head by an invisible assailant.
Titled "Man held hostage by PS3 games.jpg"
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 04/07/2026
NEW COVER SONG I covered May It Be by Enya, which you probably know from The Lord of the Rings Please let me know what you think! www.youtube.com/watch?v=naW9...
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Playing Bloodborne so I can experience getting repeatedly smashed in a dark alley by two bricked-up dudes.
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Laird Svet Stitches | 🖋📷🪡 @svetmori.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Never seen a better illustration of this meme. Absolutely deserved its own version.
A truck empaled on several three trunks, captioned "if you're going to totally fuck it up, at least fuck it up so bad that people wonder how you did it"The same ship stuck on a lighthouse than in the quoted post, but now the the caption
"if you're going to totally fuck it up, at least fuck it up so bad that people wonder how you did it"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ok I read the interview in full and notably he does not say that *no* minions worked for Hitler, just that the ones viewers have met so far did not. there is the opportunity to shut this down more explicitly and he does not take it. this is actually the funniest possible way to answer the question
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Cai ♡ @coffeecupcreacher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Did a quick little doodle of my emotional support creachers to celebrate Disability Pride Month! 🖤💚🩵🤍💛❤️🖤
Simplistic drawing of a slug cat (rain world), a brushbuddy (witch hat atelier) and Baba (baba is you) holding disability pride flags
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You couldn't find your own arse with both hands and a trial version of Google Arse
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
smuckster's unfuckables
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Obtain the Novice Crocs of Illusion from the Knights of the Thorn Headquarters on behalf of the Woke Necromancer
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's bransting absolute pickle
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Akialyne @akialyne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
As a reminder
Sticker of my character with a shirt, glasses and a hat that display a no AI logo. The sticker says « You’re hotter than a data center »
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 12/06/2026
Recently visited Glasgow to pay respects to Partick Hot Doughnut guy in a normal way
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 07/06/2026
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 07/06/2026
fuckifjgbfd SPYRO GAME
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 07/06/2026
i GIVE and i GIVE
to the tune of Diarrhea Planet's Ghost with a boner: 
SHREW WITH A CHAINGUN! 
SHREW WITH A CHAINGU-U-U-U-UN!
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Bonertown @thisisbonertown.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What a man. A dragon-man.
Trogdor cosplay at Fanime 2026 in the Dealers Hall.  Photo taken May 23, 2026.
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
me, blissfully unaware that I'm about to be seized by guards and banished from Constantinople: What if instead of the Grand Bazaar, it was the Grand Bizzarre and it was freakyyyy 😛😛😛
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 21/05/2026
i saw this exact image in a dream two nights ago and I keep laughing about it so I had to make it real
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sometimes goth music will be called "I Live in Quiet (London's Haunted)" and sometimes it'll be called "SEX FUCK" and it's important to know that both of these will go so incredibly hard
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Holy shit YES they posted it here too, I love this so much
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cheerful French onlyfans model called JOI de Vivre
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post by tumblr user Xargon, the text reads: 

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Got sick of waiting for GW to give us a Saturnine Ancient with Heavy Plasma Cannon so I made my own #warhammercommunity #wepaintminis #nerdlings #40k #warhammer
A Space Marine miniature: a Saturnine Terminator in the white and gold scheme of the Astral Zealots. He is equipped with a large plasma weapon and bears the banner from the Chaplain Grimaldus kit
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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
And this "unc"... he's "washed", you say...? *chuckles* Would that we were all so lucky as to have a hygienic uncle...
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Stuart Ashen @ashens.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Anyone done this joke yet?
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”
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TabbyBat @tabbybat.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A reminder in stream chat etiquette that foreshadowing is also spoilers. Someone last night said “get tissues” and it instantly gave away what was about to happen taking away the surprise and emotion from the moment. Please have self control and let people experience things 😑
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KroboPro @krobopro.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
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matt🌻 @eiffel.art · 27/02/2026
ok hear me out
pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The cover of the book "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand which reads "Atlas Shrugged, a novel by Ayn Rand, author of The Fountainhead". The word Shrugged has been overlaid with the word "Mogged" in a very different font, so now the title reads "Atlas Mogged"
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Polyamorous catboy drag king called Sharemen Meow
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I think about this tweet every day
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Absolutely no way I could have been prepared to me matched with this absolute unit while playing Elden Ring Nightreign
A screenshot from the game Elden Ring Nightreign highlighting a user-set username. The username is Billy Bum Skelp
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