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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

(psssst her handle is cakejumper.ie now)

Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

While the funny answer is "blessing of protection", I feel like a bronze dragon could have a great hustle in "morning after chronomancy". That said, rubber condoms were invented 11-15 years after rubber tyres and we've had bikes with tyres since at least Wrath, so they're very plausible too!

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Surely at this point this is just false advertising, I wonder if these apps should start getting reported to trading standards

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

See, I was doomed from the start. Warhammer was my old nostalgic fandom

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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 28/09/2026

The Creature is approaching 🦊 30/9/26

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Chaos Space Marine (singular) Combat Patrol: Dark Apostle Cultist Firebrand Dark Commune 6 x 10-man Cultist Mob

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Come and see what is, at the end of the day, my fault

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Forever is included in any WoW subscription, to get the new elves you have to pay £25 (I don't know the euro price offhand)

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Carpeted basement kitchen

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

in spain. straight up "majorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My biza

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The sound this image makes

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IWGB @iwgbunion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Don’t boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it: youtube.com/shorts/hhIES... T-shirt preorders open now! All proceeds from the t-shirts, which are ethically made and designed by us, will go towards the fired Rockstar workers’ legal funds. bit.ly/4xLc4IP

youtube.com

Don't Boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it.

YouTube video by IWGB Union

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

With their hands and their hearts, usually

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complicit rotting 🐻🌲🫀 @bearlybitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

finished the metalocalypse cast for fun teehee

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Akialyne @akialyne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Truth Keeper

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Absolutely no way I could have been prepared to me matched with this absolute unit while playing Elden Ring Nightreign

A screenshot from the game Elden Ring Nightreign highlighting a user-set username. The username is Billy Bum Skelp

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Woke cartoons be like: Ren and Stimmy The Symptoms Family They Genderama Left Park TRANSformers Bob's Burgers Stevethem Universe Repost to PWN the libs 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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brickonator @brickonator.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I can't believe it wasn't until today that I realized who starred in one of my all-time funniest filename jokes. I've had this image for 15 years minimum...

Sam Neill in "Memoirs of an Invisible Man", with a gun to his head by an invisible assailant.
Titled "Man held hostage by PS3 games.jpg"

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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 04/07/2026

NEW COVER SONG I covered May It Be by Enya, which you probably know from The Lord of the Rings Please let me know what you think! www.youtube.com/watch?v=naW9...

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Playing Bloodborne so I can experience getting repeatedly smashed in a dark alley by two bricked-up dudes.

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Laird Svet Stitches | 🖋📷🪡 @svetmori.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Never seen a better illustration of this meme. Absolutely deserved its own version.

A truck empaled on several three trunks, captioned "if you're going to totally fuck it up, at least fuck it up so bad that people wonder how you did it"

The same ship stuck on a lighthouse than in the quoted post, but now the the caption
"if you're going to totally fuck it up, at least fuck it up so bad that people wonder how you did it"

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

ok I read the interview in full and notably he does not say that *no* minions worked for Hitler, just that the ones viewers have met so far did not. there is the opportunity to shut this down more explicitly and he does not take it. this is actually the funniest possible way to answer the question

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Cai ♡ @coffeecupcreacher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Did a quick little doodle of my emotional support creachers to celebrate Disability Pride Month! 🖤💚🩵🤍💛❤️🖤

Simplistic drawing of a slug cat (rain world), a brushbuddy (witch hat atelier) and Baba (baba is you) holding disability pride flags

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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You couldn't find your own arse with both hands and a trial version of Google Arse

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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Obtain the Novice Crocs of Illusion from the Knights of the Thorn Headquarters on behalf of the Woke Necromancer

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It's bransting absolute pickle

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Akialyne @akialyne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

As a reminder

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The Steam library truly is the gamer's fridge

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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 12/06/2026

Recently visited Glasgow to pay respects to Partick Hot Doughnut guy in a normal way

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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 07/06/2026

fuckifjgbfd SPYRO GAME

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 07/06/2026

i GIVE and i GIVE

to the tune of Diarrhea Planet's Ghost with a boner:
SHREW WITH A CHAINGUN!
SHREW WITH A CHAINGU-U-U-U-UN!

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

That's the same as like every other bi person I know though, of all genders

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Bitta you can't be performative you're literally bi

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Bonertown @thisisbonertown.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

What a man. A dragon-man.

Trogdor cosplay at Fanime 2026 in the Dealers Hall. Photo taken May 23, 2026.

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Xargon @xargon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

me, blissfully unaware that I'm about to be seized by guards and banished from Constantinople: What if instead of the Grand Bazaar, it was the Grand Bizzarre and it was freakyyyy 😛😛😛

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