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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The people who adopt senior cats are the best people

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Rounding out the trilogy tonight! Next up: extended editions one-day marathon!

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

How far it feels that my shopping budget goes at WinCo (left) vs Roth's (right)

Homeless Eddie Murphy from Trading Places

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Kids buy the most thoughtful gifts

The plastic packaging from a LotR 3D calendar figurine has a distinctly phallic shape.

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Eleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Once again begging Killie to play a functional midfield

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Good day though we saw a total of 1 (ONE) balloon

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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 31/08/2026

TREMORS, to me is a perfect B-movie. It's fun, it takes itself just seriously enough that you care about the characters, the parched desert photography looks great, and you can tell that the actors enjoyed doing it.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Going to look at hot air balloons in Albany today

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I think it's pretty clear that it wasn't just sour grapes at leaving Killie when I said that Derek McInnes would bottle it and fall to get Hearts over the line. He just doesn't have it if you're a club that are serious about winning 🤷🏼‍♂️

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There is no universe in which Professor Tolkien approves of AI. None. This is insulting, degrading, and disgusting from @tolkiensociety.org

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Heartbreaking news for sure but a funny timing snafu in message delivery that I think Mr Curry would have appreciated too

A message sent: Tim Curry died, RIP with a gif of Tim from Clue.
The reply says: Yesss! 😊

The same exchange from the other POV.

A message received: We should go this weekend.
Message sent: Yesss! 😊
Message received: Tim Curry died, RIP
Message sent: Noooo! *crying emjoi*

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 26/08/2026

HE'S RIGHT THERE, MAN. Right fuckin' there. What are you doing.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Independence closes all parks and public spaces because of "budget constraints" and meanwhile....

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Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You're not an ex-pat, you're an immigrant

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Playing for Kilmarnock? Completed it, mate.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

M&Ms taste different based on the size of bag

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Bringing back the Tennent's Sixes for the legends is a good first step towards all the post-split games getting played out in 6 a side format

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Lukewarm take: The Great Wall is a completely fine* movie and a lot of the hate and mockery for it is driven by its country of origin. * please note that fine does not mean "great" nor is this post a recommendation or endorsement.

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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Yeah? I highly fucking doubt that.

An Instagram notification reads "portlandpolice posted a thread you might like"

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

In this house we have Poppy the Smallest Cat in the World, and Janice the Youngest Cat of All Time, and I'll be taking no further questions, thank you.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

People trying to whip a controversy over Mick Foley telling someone they had to pay for a picture at a con.... like that's literally his job. He's working. It's a transaction. I personally don't go to cons because I don't want to pay for pics but I know the score. They're at work. You pay them.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I love reading about a trial of working hours in Scandinavia and your see their "ordinary" work week is already a dream of a dream for 99% of US workers.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It sure would be nice to be watching Welcome to Derry season 2 about now, thank you TV executives 👍

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Tan Man pathetically punching the air at a draw with Dundee Utd, and the Rat Findlay costing his team points with a typically clumsy tackle in the first match... Some solace from the weekend.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Non-Scottish people keep trying to pronounce Kilmarnock as if it has two Ls

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Support your local pollinators

A picture of a bee getting itself some of that sweet, sweet pollen

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

One day you think you've read everything there is to read about Columbo and then someone posts a 'Columbo is an eldritch spider in human form' take on reddit and your faith in humanity restores just a bit

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

English media is never beating the allegations

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The great thing about buying cheap post-it notes from Dollar Tree is that while you are there you can pick up a cheap pinboard and cheap pins too because those notes aren't sticking to shit for more than 2 seconds.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"daily commute via helicopter" is a cursed sentence I'll take my chances on the ground, tyvm

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

*couple in front do some really bad Scottish accents, unaware I'm scottish and it's kinda actually a wee bit insulting* Partner: (not missing a beat) do you want me to fight them for you? Me: 😍

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Going to my first ren faire today

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks are fucking fantastic.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It is so cool that AI guys are all so fucking uncreative that everything they do in a supposed infinite amount of choices looks exactly the same

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

So it seems Oasis overtook The Beatles for the bestselling UK album of all time, so that's where this round spouted from

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Another wave of lazy "Oasis just ripped off the Beatles" takes doing the rounds, something which marks the cards of those folks as someone who takes what others say as gospel and doesn't bother to think for themselves.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Bullshit. Imax projectors are like "lost tribal knowledge" 🤣 An eminently solvable problem but no one wants to *pay* people to do the job properly. Those engineers aren't some magical pixies they're just the few still getting paid, and the "lost" parts aren't inscrutable and made of fairy dust ffs.

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There's many adjustments in language I've made moving to US. I call them sidewalks now, I don't mess up chips and fries, i vacuum not hoover, I go to the store not the shops to buy groceries not messages. But I will never, ever say someone diving in football is "flopping" 🤮🤮🤮

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Not a surprise to see the club that still can't accept that their fans let it die in 2012 just flat out refusing to accept facts, but it is funny to hear them say it.

While we support some of the report’s recommendations, we do not accept every finding or factual assertion it contains. We have and will continue to raise concerns with the Scottish FA about significant aspects of the independent report.

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Derek Rae @raecomm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

RIP to one of football’s greats. Fondly remembered at all his former stops including of course Hamburg. #HSV An immensely pleasant man to work with too. There’s only one Kevin Keegan. 🙏

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Again, we don't say "fookin" in Scotland. I don't know who told you this but they never set foot in Scotland.

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