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xanderkale

@xanderkale.bsky.social
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, Killie fan, Timbers fan, father (x2), shoegaze and post-rock listener, elder millennial, ally, cat co-habitor (x2), tea drinker

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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 13h
My mistake for looking forward to the weekend, I guess
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't trust laptops #desktop4life
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(╥﹏╥) @megachud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#promosky #intro #anime (,,>﹏<,,) Hello I'm Riel/Arielle! I am a big fan of visual novels and making fanart ꩜ I love visual novels, anime, manga, art, music, guitar, video games, and more !! I post my art on this account ⪩ ⪨ ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა I block freely! My page is only for those 13 and older
Kei Natsume and Naoya Kusanagi from Sakura no Uta
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The people who adopt senior cats are the best people
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh yeah, that happened
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rounding out the trilogy tonight! Next up: extended editions one-day marathon!
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How far it feels that my shopping budget goes at WinCo (left) vs Roth's (right)
Rich Eddie Murphy from Trading PlacesHomeless Eddie Murphy from Trading Places
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kids buy the most thoughtful gifts
The plastic packaging from a LotR 3D calendar figurine has a distinctly phallic shape.
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Eleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Once again begging Killie to play a functional midfield
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Legolas: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
Alt: Legolas: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Too late for the launch
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good day though we saw a total of 1 (ONE) balloon
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't know who it is, they must have already pissed me off once
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 31/08/2026
TREMORS, to me is a perfect B-movie. It's fun, it takes itself just seriously enough that you care about the characters, the parched desert photography looks great, and you can tell that the actors enjoyed doing it.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Going to look at hot air balloons in Albany today
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think it's pretty clear that it wasn't just sour grapes at leaving Killie when I said that Derek McInnes would bottle it and fall to get Hearts over the line. He just doesn't have it if you're a club that are serious about winning 🤷🏼‍♂️
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did you have your Palantir-investing friend explain to John how he could ethically use AI to make art instead?
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There is no universe in which Professor Tolkien approves of AI. None. This is insulting, degrading, and disgusting from @tolkiensociety.org
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Heartbreaking news for sure but a funny timing snafu in message delivery that I think Mr Curry would have appreciated too
A message sent: Tim Curry died,  RIP with a gif of Tim from Clue.
The reply says: Yesss! 😊The same exchange from the other POV.

A message received: We should go this weekend.
Message sent: Yesss! 😊
Message received: Tim Curry died, RIP
Message sent: Noooo! *crying emjoi*
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 26/08/2026
HE'S RIGHT THERE, MAN. Right fuckin' there. What are you doing.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Independence closes all parks and public spaces because of "budget constraints" and meanwhile....
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Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's weird how only a certain group of the right type of people are allowed to consider themselves expats 🤔
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You're not an ex-pat, you're an immigrant
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Some people are going to lose their minds when HBO wants to do a Harry Potter crossover promo show.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Playing for Kilmarnock? Completed it, mate.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Two Towers tonight!
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
M&Ms taste different based on the size of bag
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bringing back the Tennent's Sixes for the legends is a good first step towards all the post-split games getting played out in 6 a side format
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it keeps getting better
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Giving that "while you're down there" pose that every housekeeper dreads
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I watched it. I was reasonably entertained for most of the running time and i had almost completely forgotten about it within the week. That's not *bad*, that's just your average streaming movie.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lukewarm take: The Great Wall is a completely fine* movie and a lot of the hate and mockery for it is driven by its country of origin. * please note that fine does not mean "great" nor is this post a recommendation or endorsement.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
But this guy parts his hair to the right and the other guy parted it to the left. Totally different guys.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Curiosity got the better off me. Joined one month ago. Literally every post is a whinge, except about the Boomtown Rats, he really likes the Boomtown Rats.
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeah? I highly fucking doubt that.
An Instagram notification reads "portlandpolice posted a thread you might like"
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No CEO has ever said one thing out of one side of their mouth and another out of the other side. No, they are honest, down-the-line, word-is-their-bond types. Salt of the earth.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
In this house we have Poppy the Smallest Cat in the World, and Janice the Youngest Cat of All Time, and I'll be taking no further questions, thank you.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
People trying to whip a controversy over Mick Foley telling someone they had to pay for a picture at a con.... like that's literally his job. He's working. It's a transaction. I personally don't go to cons because I don't want to pay for pics but I know the score. They're at work. You pay them.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I love reading about a trial of working hours in Scandinavia and your see their "ordinary" work week is already a dream of a dream for 99% of US workers.
An "ordinary 38-hour week"
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ahh, the undisclosed-as-AI prequel slop. Some posts should be deleted, not repeated.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If Homer's brother had him design a logistics dept
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It sure would be nice to be watching Welcome to Derry season 2 about now, thank you TV executives 👍
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Tan Man pathetically punching the air at a draw with Dundee Utd, and the Rat Findlay costing his team points with a typically clumsy tackle in the first match... Some solace from the weekend.
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Non-Scottish people keep trying to pronounce Kilmarnock as if it has two Ls
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Support your local pollinators
A picture of a bee getting itself some of that sweet, sweet pollen
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xanderkale @xanderkale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One day you think you've read everything there is to read about Columbo and then someone posts a 'Columbo is an eldritch spider in human form' take on reddit and your faith in humanity restores just a bit
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