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Xander Grzywinski 🐀

@xander.wtf

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porcelain punk🤘🏻| seattle, wa | he/him | disaster bi 🩷💜💙 📸🐦🐘: linktr.ee/XanderG

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

A movement that demands grace and empathy whenever someone from their side suffers while offering none to the other isn’t really a movement that gives a shit about anything other than power and control

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austin @aparker.io · 07/10/2025

I have a modest proposal to address the Bluesky toxicity crisis. First, we find a big boat. Second? We get it stuck in a canal.

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 15/09/2025

Awesome Matty big congrats!!

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 15/09/2025

PO TA TOE

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 16/08/2025

Here’s the tool wall in my garage 😁 (I’ve tried to stop buying them I swear)

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 16/08/2025

Garrity makes some nice ones! My favorite though for regular ribs are Hsin tools 🙂. Super beautiful mopane wood.

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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 16/08/2025

When you’re ready you can find me at the very bottom of that rabbit hole

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 15/08/2025

I will eventually see it and cease just thinking about it 😩

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 21/07/2025

I am firmly of the belief that it would be insane to NOT go to a Letters to Cleo show

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 21/07/2025

OMG 😱 that’ll be an amazing show

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 21/07/2025

Spider season 🕷️

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 22/06/2025

Hey Minneapolis come to the Bad Moves show for an ass kicking

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 21/06/2025

THE COOL S

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stephanie bentley @heystefron.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Making @xander.wtf get a grape ape in Minneapolis and he is sipping it.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Hell yeah new Laura Stevenson record incoming finally some good news and a thing to look forward to!!!!

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 17/05/2025

Yeah dude

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King Kitt 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @industrialpet.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Teenagers didn't think I was cool when I was one, why on earth would they start now?

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Sara Benincasa @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Do you think the conclave binged The Bear and just said fuck it

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/05/2025

A painting of a bird next to the words "looks like there's no escaping this bullshit"

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 07/05/2025

Also proof that CDG is a literal sewer

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 07/05/2025

It’s never too late for you

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Leigh Capili 🧋 @capileigh.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

no company, same team. #kubernetes #fluxcd #cncf

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 23/04/2025

Another one in the books! Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine is live. Congratulations to the release team! kubernetes.io/blog/2025/04...

Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine

Editors: Agustina Barbetta, Aakanksha Bhende, Udi Hofesh, Ryota Sawada, Sneha Yadav Similar to previous releases, the release of Kubernetes v1.33 introduces new stable, beta, and alpha features. The c...

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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 03/04/2025

condolences to anyone in the United States who will suffer from harsh tariffs imposed by the United States. We believe that the United States will one day be held accountable for the suffering it is inflicting on the United States

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matty stratton @matty.wtf · 03/04/2025

Today I’m glad my entire 401k is invested in turnips

A humorous “Stonks” meme featuring Tom Nook, a character from the Animal Crossing video game series. Tom Nook is wearing a green sweater vest and pointing toward a background of blue stock market numbers and upward-pointing arrows, symbolizing financial success. The word “STONKS” is written at the bottom in bold white letters.

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Adam Bernot @bernot.dev · 03/04/2025

Fun session with @kat.lol, @lookitup.baby, @xander.wtf, and Marly Salazar eating progressively hotter wings! #KubeCon

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James Munnelly @munnerz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

& of course the fabulous and just as regretful host… “is this really what cloud native means?”

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James Munnelly @munnerz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The faces of regret at The Hot Wings challenge contestants at #kubecon @lookitup.baby @jeefy.dev @kat.lol sched.co/1txH0

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 03/04/2025

It’s fine James I don’t need the tag 😒

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natali @natali.rip · 29/03/2025

"are you in a band btw?" yes london, i am

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/03/2025

A painting of a bird next to the words "fuck this"

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/02/2025

This is Wesley. He wants to know if you will accept this rose. Because he grabbed it thinking it was a stick, and now doesn't want it anymore. 12/10

a reddish golden retriever sits and looks up at the camera with inquisitive eyebrows and ears that look softer than velvet. he’s holding a single red rose in his mouth that ever so slightly pushes his lip up on each side.

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 13/02/2025

Interview prepping for the first time in years and I think maybe my favorite LeetCode problem is wrapping a binary tree around my throat until I choke.

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 13/02/2025

Big same

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 13/02/2025

Fuck that’s why everything is terrible I’ve been neglecting my garage deadlifts 😩

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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Who did this?!?😭😭😭💀

CONSERVATIVES

IS THIS CRITICAL RACE THEORY?

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 10/02/2025

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a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it

ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Oh man could you imagine if Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson had some sort of ad agency

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 01/02/2025

Let the rats inherit the earth

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James | existing out of spite 🏳️‍⚧️ @jimmyswings.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

@effinbirds.com speaks for us all.

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stephanie bentley @heystefron.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Me and @xander.wtf on Tuesday

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 06/01/2025

RIP to count orlok, you would have loved lana del rey

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 01/01/2025

New year! 2024 was one of the toughest years of my life. I had fun with the worst mental health episodes I’ve ever experienced. I left a job I liked only to be laid off. I spent a lot of the last year not wanting to be here, but I am, and I’m gonna make this next one better.

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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 10/12/2024

um

Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 25/11/2024

Seattle Symphony website is fully broken 😭😭😭😭

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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 24/11/2024

Or god help me I’ll end up with an s crack, fucking porcelain