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Xander Grzywinski 🐀

@xander.wtf
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porcelain punk🤘🏻| seattle, wa | he/him | disaster bi 🩷💜💙 📸🐦🐘: linktr.ee/XanderG

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
A movement that demands grace and empathy whenever someone from their side suffers while offering none to the other isn’t really a movement that gives a shit about anything other than power and control
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austin @aparker.io · 07/10/2025
I have a modest proposal to address the Bluesky toxicity crisis. First, we find a big boat. Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 22/06/2025
Hey Minneapolis come to the Bad Moves show for an ass kicking
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stephanie bentley @heystefron.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Making @xander.wtf get a grape ape in Minneapolis and he is sipping it.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Hell yeah new Laura Stevenson record incoming finally some good news and a thing to look forward to!!!!
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King Kitt 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @industrialpet.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Teenagers didn't think I was cool when I was one, why on earth would they start now?
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Sara Benincasa @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Do you think the conclave binged The Bear and just said fuck it
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/05/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "looks like there's no escaping this bullshit"
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 07/05/2025
It’s never too late for you
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Leigh Capili 🧋 @capileigh.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
no company, same team. #kubernetes #fluxcd #cncf
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 23/04/2025
Another one in the books! Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine is live. Congratulations to the release team! kubernetes.io/blog/2025/04...
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Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine
Editors: Agustina Barbetta, Aakanksha Bhende, Udi Hofesh, Ryota Sawada, Sneha Yadav Similar to previous releases, the release of Kubernetes v1.33 introduces new stable, beta, and alpha features. The c...
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 03/04/2025
condolences to anyone in the United States who will suffer from harsh tariffs imposed by the United States. We believe that the United States will one day be held accountable for the suffering it is inflicting on the United States
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matty stratton @matty.wtf · 03/04/2025
Today I’m glad my entire 401k is invested in turnips
A humorous “Stonks” meme featuring Tom Nook, a character from the Animal Crossing video game series. Tom Nook is wearing a green sweater vest and pointing toward a background of blue stock market numbers and upward-pointing arrows, symbolizing financial success. The word “STONKS” is written at the bottom in bold white letters.
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Adam Bernot @bernot.dev · 03/04/2025
Fun session with @kat.lol, @lookitup.baby, @xander.wtf, and Marly Salazar eating progressively hotter wings! #KubeCon
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James Munnelly @munnerz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
& of course the fabulous and just as regretful host… “is this really what cloud native means?”
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James Munnelly @munnerz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The faces of regret at The Hot Wings challenge contestants at #kubecon @lookitup.baby @jeefy.dev @kat.lol sched.co/1txH0
A suffering OSS contributorA suffering OSS contributorA suffering OSS contributorA suffering OSS contributor
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natali @natali.rip · 29/03/2025
"are you in a band btw?" yes london, i am
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/03/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "fuck this"
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/02/2025
This is Wesley. He wants to know if you will accept this rose. Because he grabbed it thinking it was a stick, and now doesn't want it anymore. 12/10
a reddish golden retriever sits and looks up at the camera with inquisitive eyebrows and ears that look softer than velvet. he’s holding a single red rose in his mouth that ever so slightly pushes his lip up on each side.
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 13/02/2025
Interview prepping for the first time in years and I think maybe my favorite LeetCode problem is wrapping a binary tree around my throat until I choke.
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Who did this?!?😭😭😭💀
CONSERVATIVES

IS THIS CRITICAL RACE THEORY?

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Oh man could you imagine if Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson had some sort of ad agency
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 01/02/2025
Let the rats inherit the earth
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James | existing out of spite 🏳️‍⚧️ @jimmyswings.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@effinbirds.com speaks for us all.
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stephanie bentley @heystefron.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Me and @xander.wtf on Tuesday
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 06/01/2025
RIP to count orlok, you would have loved lana del rey
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 01/01/2025
New year! 2024 was one of the toughest years of my life. I had fun with the worst mental health episodes I’ve ever experienced. I left a job I liked only to be laid off. I spent a lot of the last year not wanting to be here, but I am, and I’m gonna make this next one better.
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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 10/12/2024
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Josh Berkus @fuzzychef.org · 24/11/2024
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Potter: Where's my sponge on a stick? I need to get this water out of the bottom or the clay won't dry.
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 24/11/2024
Stephen is more considerate than me. If you’re in a conference group chat with me, you’re just going to not hear from me for a while.
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kate conger @kateconger.com · 23/11/2024
okay everyone act chill & normal, our crushes are starting to join bluesky. let’s not fuck this up
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Guinevere Saenger @guincodes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
fuck "echo chamber" it's called "having a community" don't listen to the haters, they want to keep us unhappy and exhausted
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 22/11/2024
Now that I’ve been laid off from computers this feels like a great opportunity to become professionally insufferable about something else. Like I could hang out under the Ballard bridge and ask passing boats shitty movie trivia. Professionally.
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 21/11/2024
Progress pics 🏺✨
Ceramic cups before being fired
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 20/11/2024
I miss this guy too. I think he sneaks his way into one of my thoughts every single day, just to say hi. Have a listen and get to know the best person that I ever met.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/11/2024
I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff. I like this version of social media, and the world. Thanks, folks.
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Grapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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natali @natali.rip · 17/11/2024
i have the privilege of being the program chair for 2025's @cncf.bsky.social maintainer summit, where all graduated/incubating project contributors can come together at kubecon/cloudnativecon EU in london 🤝 our first wave CFP closes soon, and getting a talk accepted gets you a ticket to kubecon!
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Maintainer Summit: KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2024: Call for Presentations
MAINTAINER SUMMIT - MONDAY 31 MARCH 2025The CNCF Maintainer Summit is an exclusive event for the people behind our projects to gather face-to-face, co...
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Justin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 14/11/2024
This sucks ☹️ Pour one out for bare metal www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/equi...
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Equinix to kill off Metal by June 2026
No longer selling the service, previously known as Packet
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Divya Mohan @divyamohan.com · 14/11/2024
If you're around at #KubeCon today, @reylejano.bsky.social , @coffeeartgirl.bsky.social , @xander.wtf , and I will be talking about how SIG Docs navigates cross SIG collaboration at 4.30 PM MST. We'd 💚 for you to join us! 🔗: sched.co/1hox8
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KubeCon + CloudNativeCon North America 2024: Navigate Cross SIG Collaborations with S...
View more about this event at KubeCon + CloudNativeCon North America 2024
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 14/11/2024
I entered this week freshly jobless and really scared. Seeing all my friends at KubeCon really made me feel safe and cared for. I honestly don’t know what I’d do without this community.
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 12/11/2024
Two of my favorites: @jeremyrickard.com and @xander.wtf
Late night selfie with Jeremy and XanderJeremy and I in a cool train station lobby
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I don't know who needs to hear this, but: those socks are super cute and your coworkers are just being jerks.
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Kaslin Fields @kaslin.rocks · 11/11/2024
Now Riaan Kleinhaus has the honor of unholding a PR that brings the community's conformance tests up to 100% coverage! This has been a massive effort, and I want to especially thank @auggie.dev for the work he's done on this PR!
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Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @xander.wtf · 05/11/2024
If you feel you need some god damn peace and quiet today (after you've voted first of course), reminder that the San Diego Zoo has turned the panda cam back on zoo.sandiegozoo.org/cams/giant-p...
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Giant Panda Cam
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