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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Round the Block
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[Comic ] From a couple of weeks back #comic #tech #sciencefiction #comedy #sketch
[scene is SATURDAY KITCHEN, with the normal set of Saturday Kitchen, except it’s in a cave, and the guest chef is a kind of semi-human creature called MORLOCK, and the host is H G Wells]
 
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H G WELLS:
Hello I’m HG Wells and welcome to Saturday Kitchen.

So with me today is Morlock!

MORLOCK
Helloo

H G WELLS:
Now tell me a bit about yourself, Morlock

MORLOCK:
Well I’m an future sub-branch of humanity that lives underground in the year 802,701.

HG WELLS:
Wonderful!

[Close up on what Morlock is cooking - a pale, veal-like steak in the frying pan]

MORLOCK:
And today I'm cooking Eloi, which is the my rival species of human, from above the ground.

[Wells makes a frozen face of realisation] 

MORLOCK 
Eloi are beautifully soft and easy to hunt

Because they’ve gone weak with over-reliance on technology!

HG WELLS:
Oh god. Did - did you -

MORLOCK:
It’s super local meat too - I bagged this one last night, just outside my lair.

[Cut to a scene above ground at night - Morlock emerges from his hole in the ground]

[He approaches an Eloi - a pale, weak-looking human - sat at a desk with a computer on it]

ELOI [talking to his computer]:

Hey Chat - 
Write me an email to Jess in accounts about -

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[Morlock grabs the Eloi]

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[Cut back to HG Wells and Morlock at the Saturday Kitchen tasting table, tucking into the Eloi meat]

HG WELLS:
It’s kind of like veal!

[ends]
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2026
your pretend consciousness is piloting a fuck machine. your brain only exists because it made up good enough reasons to fuck. horny is the prime directive
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Not sure how goddamn stupid you have to be to reply to someone complaining about how fucking worthless agentic services are with, "totally bro, we had to run our system through the Yes And machine a dozen times before it worked right"
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the "Sickos" meme image, with the sickos character's head replaced with Hayao Miyazaki, due to his lust for weird planes
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
>found out my contract position was being ended >call employer regarding new posting >"use the AI agent to check for jobs" >unable to access agent from any device or browser >guess what fuckos, I'm going to a different company
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Puma sisters time
Drawing of the puma sisters from Dominion Tank Police
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001))
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I've not grown so accustomed to bureaucracy that I'll listen to you prattle on indefinitely.
Reach your point before violence comes.
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is just a @theonion.com article except one of the ones that's just a photo and a headline
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's amazing to understand that a small circle in our sky is putting out so much energy we can still be burned by it 93 million miles away
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s still funny that quitely made those xmen uniforms and everyone wears them differently Beast is six hundred pounds of muscle and fur and he wears the shirt and jacket. Logan refuses to wear the shirt (for slut reasons)
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
idgaf if you have twelve PhDs in Literally The Source Material, whining about a movie not being true to the source material is embarrassing Comic Book Guy shit
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
From a cartoonist who writes stupidly long comics: I force myself to do a little bit every day, even if I don’t want to or feel like shit or don’t feel like I have time. Even just opening a script on my phone and writing one line. Ink one panel. Just do something
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 22/04/2026
Terran Omega part 2 page 10 & 11 is now up! www.patreon.com/posts/to-gho...
On a weird world. dead aliens climb out of graves to confront the reader, behind them a spaceship is held down by large cables. There are three captions, they read "This Planet..." "It's not a dead world..." "It's a grave yard"...
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Whelp, missed out on the skeb artist I wanted to commish; refunded and requests closed. Guess I gotta be fast when they open. Which is understandable, they're pretty sought after.
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 22/07/2026
For no reason I'm remembering the bit in Going Postal where Reacher Gilt, faced with declining sales because of the re-opened Post Office, makes outlandish claims for what the Clacks will soon be able to do, knowing he can't actually do it. Cause that doesn't matter. For no reason.
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Jim Henley Music @jimhenleymusic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Pragmatists” always insist political success requires solving the harder collective-action problem—a diffuse mass of people with little power coordinate their rhetoric and actions—rather than the simpler one: a much smaller group of people with actual power be less terrible.
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Okay, it might also be an automated system Skeb has to keep requestors from spamming artists, and artists have to option to "appeal" requestors if they want an additional amount. I'm seeing mixed information on this though.
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So I'm guessing that a sudden increase of a Skeb "recommended amount" immediately after I make a request is a silent, "I want this much for that project"? Which would be easier to realize if the request was rejected...
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
jfc Youtube show me actual Vietnamese chefs making banh mi instead of foodfluencer honkies slapping together "fusion" abortions
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
okay so I switched over to Deer social because the code bonobos on BSky fucked up the age wall get around somehow, but I use bookmarks instead of follows bc my brain is strange. so all the bookmarks are turd dot app and they bring me right back into shitsky.
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
oh you wrote some code? well that's neCURSE OF HAMMURABI
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
horse with human hands i love you, i love you, horse with human hands
ink drawing of a horse with human hands, he's upright looking at his human hands, he is not especially enthusiastic about themtwo-page sketchbook spread of a horse with human hands, on one page he is trotting nicely, on the other he is peeking over his stable door, requesting applesink and colored pencil drawing of a horse with human hands, he's rolling about on his back and generally enjoying himself, what a silly, normal boy
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
okay so I don't think I'm going to wishlist any demos on Steam anymore now that I've had two yanked off my computer the second the "full" release came out now
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This has got to be adaptable as a killer game mechanic.
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schcrt.bsky.social @schcrt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gimli: never thought I’d be fighting side by side with Taco Bell
Legolas: how about a chalupa?
Gimli: live más
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autumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 28/07/2026
In my latest essay: I watch the international aerial review and The Wind Rises, I read Tatsuo Hori and Jiro Horikoshi, and I diagnose empire and tuberculosis. unwinnable.com/2026/07/28/t...
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The Many Faces of Naoko Satomi - Unwinnable
As the literal winds blowing off the Gulf of Lion are transformed into the winds of war in The Wind Rises, a person becomes a metaphor, too.
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
man why'd the good George die and leave us with the shitty George
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 27/07/2026
If a truly faithful adaptation of Neuromancer (or any other cyberpunk text) was going to be made, you'd have to do it in like 1997 when the technology was still a huge fucking obstacle and it required actual effort to make VFX look good You can't make real cyberpunk in the era of car DRM
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The graph perverts thumping the "wages went up FASTER than food, checkmate vibecession ailures!" drum while ignoring the reality that children, famously not known for being part of the employed demographic, still need to eat. them forgetting children exist is a bit of a humorous tell though
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Chris Schweizer @ NYCC (H27) @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Misinformation" is an incorrect term, here: someone involved with the Avatar movie used AI for cultural consultation/research or marketing copy text, and it's not unfair for folks to write the whole thing off accordingly. Was it a department head or exec, giving notes? Was it someone in marketing?
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the gentle treat boy vs the cream demon
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Youtube: "We won't show you recs unless you let us see your watch history" me: *turns on watch history* YT: *instantly spams me with dozens of payola slop channels all of which I immediately block* YT: "Fine then we won't show you anything[blanks out recs page]" me: *turns off watch history*
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i don't know what it is about 3D animation that just makes it feel like nails on a chalkboard mentally to me typing basic boilerplate code is less mind-numbing
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
oh so that's what they mean by "sucked off silly style"
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
these Young Male Christians should form some sort of Association, then they could offer services beyond gymnasiums and shower facilities, such as short-term lodging at which it might be fun to stay
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
lmfao the "two shrimp meals in one day is elitist" @elitegrifters.bsky.social account let the mask slip and posted this in defense of Ken Paxton (for the inevitable deletion) archive.is/pLaD0
elitegrifters going WELL ACTUALLY "Ken Paxton has been the Texas Attorney General since 2015, so not 20+ years. Qasim Rashid blocked us, so we can't point that out to him.

He was in the state legislature, which is a part time gig, before that. Rashid knows how much lawyers make, so he shouldn't be surprised how much one is worth."
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A while back I grabbed a simplified 3D program and was going to use it to do low-poly modelling, but after actually paying attention to a few tutorials on Blender, I can't imagine bothering with it now?
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HDoomGuy @hdoomguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
trapping Tim Sweeney in a time cube and forcing him to make new Jill of the Jungle and ZZT levels for eternity
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HDoomGuy @hdoomguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Say what you want, everyone in the bottom photo is in the same rock quarry at the same time.
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Why don't people go to theaters anymore?" I wonder sitting in my living room in front of a $200 TV a quarter the size of the wall.
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ppl going, "Look I made a 3D game on [low powered device]!" Ok, and? Of course you did. A PS1 had a single MB of VRAM, an app icon on a smartphone animating on touch uses more than that. Old hardware had REAL limitations, like the VRAM was only set up to use sprites or other bonkers shit like that.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wonder how hard cons or lifers are going to react to political prisoners, treat them the same as all new fish, or will it be more like, "man you're in for 30 for fucking *zines*??? that's fucking crazy hey everybody leave this dude alone"
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wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
sprains and strains from weight lifting for 30 years: 4-5 sprains and strains from my body lightly brushing something unexpectedly and reacting like a cat being surprised by a zucchini by attempting to fold my back in half like a switchblade: two times this week alone and counting
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/07/2026
phaeton-flier: "Bear religion probably absolutely rocks. You're a bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months."

phaeton-flier: "The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right" 

theretheaudientvoid: "#theres like one other species that can take you out and they have a taboo about attacking you while your hibernating #thats some holy ground sanctuary from vampires" 

shitcentrally-unplanned: "Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope."

theabigailthorn: "love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears"
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