wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i'm trying to decide which is funnier in my head, a raccoon in Jedi robes, or Yoda scruffling in a trash can 010
Reposted by wifi burritoFelix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Round the Block 152646599
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026tl;dr: *fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttttbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttddddssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssssssssssrbrbrbrrbrbrbrrbrssplop* 100
Reposted by wifi burritoStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026[Comic ] From a couple of weeks back #comic #tech #sciencefiction #comedy #sketch 10481113
Reposted by wifi burritoceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2026your pretend consciousness is piloting a fuck machine. your brain only exists because it made up good enough reasons to fuck. horny is the prime directive 944632
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I would happily Luigi every AI pushing corpo fuck, straight up. I don't even consider you human anymore. Dwyer yourself. 000
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026especially when the contract loss is directly related to some shithead in the c-suite opting for agentic replacement, because even if it works like shit and pisses off everyone who interacts with it they won't have to deal with any of that, so fuck it number go up. 100
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Not sure how goddamn stupid you have to be to reply to someone complaining about how fucking worthless agentic services are with, "totally bro, we had to run our system through the Yes And machine a dozen times before it worked right" 100
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Or you could have done it without vibe coding and got it right the first time, you fucking idiot.pivot-to-ai.comGenerative AI runs on gambling addiction — just one more prompt, bro!You’ll have noticed how previously normal people start acting like addicts to their favourite generative AI and shout at you like you’re trying to take their cocaine away. Matthias Döpm… 000
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026>found out my contract position was being ended >call employer regarding new posting >"use the AI agent to check for jobs" >unable to access agent from any device or browser >guess what fuckos, I'm going to a different company 010
Reposted by wifi burritoClord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Puma sisters time 4496141
Reposted by wifi burritoLucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001)) 7383882967
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 07/08/2026this is just a @theonion.com article except one of the ones that's just a photo and a headline 000
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's amazing to understand that a small circle in our sky is putting out so much energy we can still be burned by it 93 million miles away 000
Reposted by wifi burritoAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s still funny that quitely made those xmen uniforms and everyone wears them differently Beast is six hundred pounds of muscle and fur and he wears the shirt and jacket. Logan refuses to wear the shirt (for slut reasons) 2303
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 05/08/2026idgaf if you have twelve PhDs in Literally The Source Material, whining about a movie not being true to the source material is embarrassing Comic Book Guy shit 000
Reposted by wifi burritoS E Case @secase.bsky.social · 03/08/2026From a cartoonist who writes stupidly long comics: I force myself to do a little bit every day, even if I don’t want to or feel like shit or don’t feel like I have time. Even just opening a script on my phone and writing one line. Ink one panel. Just do something 542298
Reposted by wifi burritoPJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 22/04/2026Terran Omega part 2 page 10 & 11 is now up! www.patreon.com/posts/to-gho... 57247
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 03/08/2026For a second I thought about requesting from someone else, then realized, no, I want *that* artist because I really like their work and that was real reason I wanted a request from them, not just because I wanted my idea made. If I just want the *idea*, I can draw that myself. 001
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Whelp, missed out on the skeb artist I wanted to commish; refunded and requests closed. Guess I gotta be fast when they open. Which is understandable, they're pretty sought after. 111
Reposted by wifi burritoAnn Leckie @annleckie.com · 22/07/2026For no reason I'm remembering the bit in Going Postal where Reacher Gilt, faced with declining sales because of the re-opened Post Office, makes outlandish claims for what the Clacks will soon be able to do, knowing he can't actually do it. Cause that doesn't matter. For no reason. 538067
Reposted by wifi burritoJim Henley Music @jimhenleymusic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“Pragmatists” always insist political success requires solving the harder collective-action problem—a diffuse mass of people with little power coordinate their rhetoric and actions—rather than the simpler one: a much smaller group of people with actual power be less terrible. 018243
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Bingo! It's exactly this. Logged out, the rec amount was the same as when I made the request. Okay, that makes more sense. 000
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Okay, it might also be an automated system Skeb has to keep requestors from spamming artists, and artists have to option to "appeal" requestors if they want an additional amount. I'm seeing mixed information on this though. 100
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So I'm guessing that a sudden increase of a Skeb "recommended amount" immediately after I make a request is a silent, "I want this much for that project"? Which would be easier to realize if the request was rejected... 100
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026jfc Youtube show me actual Vietnamese chefs making banh mi instead of foodfluencer honkies slapping together "fusion" abortions 000
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026tbh the stupider the workaround you have to do, the more Real OG Internet it feels though 000
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Okay, export bookmarks, find/replace site portion of url, import bookmarks, bingo bango, done. Chrome: Wrong. Me: why tho Chrome: lol idk Fuck it, straight up using the exported html file as a webpage and the links as the bookmarks. 100
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026okay so I switched over to Deer social because the code bonobos on BSky fucked up the age wall get around somehow, but I use bookmarks instead of follows bc my brain is strange. so all the bookmarks are turd dot app and they bring me right back into shitsky. 110
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026oh you wrote some code? well that's neＣＵＲＳＥ ＯＦ ＨＡＭＭＵＲＡＢＩ 000
Reposted by wifi burritoHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026horse with human hands i love you, i love you, horse with human hands 101526401
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I don't think you understand the concept of "demo" my dudes. 000
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 30/07/2026okay so I don't think I'm going to wishlist any demos on Steam anymore now that I've had two yanked off my computer the second the "full" release came out now 100
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It's like with western toons: flash et al let studios make cheap toons look passable, but everything else look worse. 000
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This has got to be adaptable as a killer game mechanic. 010
Reposted by wifi burritoautumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 28/07/2026In my latest essay: I watch the international aerial review and The Wind Rises, I read Tatsuo Hori and Jiro Horikoshi, and I diagnose empire and tuberculosis. unwinnable.com/2026/07/28/t...unwinnable.comThe Many Faces of Naoko Satomi - UnwinnableAs the literal winds blowing off the Gulf of Lion are transformed into the winds of war in The Wind Rises, a person becomes a metaphor, too. 25120
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026man why'd the good George die and leave us with the shitty George 010
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I was trying to help out a guy who'd slid off into a small ditch, a cop rolled up, and it was obvious he was badge heavy as fuck just from speaking to him for five seconds complete "ugh why is this CIVILIAN talking to me?" attitude, even in a completely innocuous, safe situation 000
Reposted by wifi burrito🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 27/07/2026If a truly faithful adaptation of Neuromancer (or any other cyberpunk text) was going to be made, you'd have to do it in like 1997 when the technology was still a huge fucking obstacle and it required actual effort to make VFX look good You can't make real cyberpunk in the era of car DRM 4293
wifi burrito @wutdasigma.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The graph perverts thumping the "wages went up FASTER than food, checkmate vibecession ailures!" drum while ignoring the reality that children, famously not known for being part of the employed demographic, still need to eat. them forgetting children exist is a bit of a humorous tell though 001
![[scene is SATURDAY KITCHEN, with the normal set of Saturday Kitchen, except it’s in a cave, and the guest chef is a kind of semi-human creature called MORLOCK, and the host is H G Wells]
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H G WELLS:
Hello I’m HG Wells and welcome to Saturday Kitchen.
So with me today is Morlock!
MORLOCK
Helloo
H G WELLS:
Now tell me a bit about yourself, Morlock
MORLOCK:
Well I’m an future sub-branch of humanity that lives underground in the year 802,701.
HG WELLS:
Wonderful!
[Close up on what Morlock is cooking - a pale, veal-like steak in the frying pan]
MORLOCK:
And today I'm cooking Eloi, which is the my rival species of human, from above the ground.
[Wells makes a frozen face of realisation]
MORLOCK
Eloi are beautifully soft and easy to hunt
Because they’ve gone weak with over-reliance on technology!
HG WELLS:
Oh god. Did - did you -
MORLOCK:
It’s super local meat too - I bagged this one last night, just outside my lair.
[Cut to a scene above ground at night - Morlock emerges from his hole in the ground]
[He approaches an Eloi - a pale, weak-looking human - sat at a desk with a computer on it]
ELOI [talking to his computer]:
Hey Chat -
Write me an email to Jess in accounts about -
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[Morlock grabs the Eloi]
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[Cut back to HG Wells and Morlock at the Saturday Kitchen tasting table, tucking into the Eloi meat]
HG WELLS:
It’s kind of like veal!
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