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Wurtz

@wurtztime.bsky.social
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He/Him | Materials scientist by day, RPG enthusiast by night.

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never forget lemon grab's immortal words (yes, i get to post annihilation riffs until the power goes out)
lemon grab from adventure time declaims the words from the tower tunnel in Annihilation
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Rascal News @rascal.news · 26/08/2026
Products aren’t people and don’t “have to” do anything www.rascal.news/products-are...
Grid of black and white MTG cards from the Zeta Set release, their art composed of scavenged image, collage, and DIY aesthetics.
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Lin Codega @lincodega.com · 12/05/2026
Four Pillars Gaming published hundred of AI-generated profiles over the past four months and when people asked to be taken down, they doubled down, defended their process, and refused. The ramifications of hallucinatory LLM "histories" threaten to erode truth and destroy the historical record.
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AI-generated profiles of TTRPG designers ignite fury across social media
4 Pillars Gaming’s new website adds AI-generated slop to an already ephemeral online historical record.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
There's a giant chunk of tech people who purport to be at the forefront of new philosophy, new thinking, who cannot fucking think their way out of a paper bag. Who literally are the fucking dregs of thought.
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
NEW LAIR ALERT!!! 🚨 The newest, wackiest, funniest experiment of the Secretive Lair is Premium Pauper Precons!!! ✨ Each PPP will come in a luxurious foil, rare stamp, and be ready to play Pauper decks for $99.99 starting price. But that’s not all!!
Original art by Daimxn
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The duality of rpg crowdfunding
A summary of the reward tiers for the Realis crowdfunding campaign. The options are a $50 hardcover + pdf tier or a $25 pdf only tier.The $999 dollar tier for the Traveller 5e campaign, including a 4 monthly payment option. Includes a bunch of doodads and stuff that's superfluous to actually playing the game.
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@aptshadow.bsky.social's books apparently make good cat sleeping material
Tuxedo cat sleeping on a copy of Pretenders to the Throne of God by Adrian Tchaikovsky
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
They all do this. And it feels like a reflection on the humans behind them, whose inflated careers are built on never admitting they don’t know the answer. The ‘smartest people in the room’ if ‘smart’ just means glib and facile, turning out lies with complete conviction.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
Liu bei guan yu and Zhang fei
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If anyone going to #PAXU wants a recommendation for great Malaysian food, Banana Leaf Malaysian Cuisine rules. It's authentic, and exactly the sort of food I remember from my childhood in Singapore/Malaysia. Only downside is there's very limited options for vegans.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
Zohran, the Sickos Guy, and Tim Onion.
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Let's fuckin goooooo
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Jason Bulmahn @jasonbulmahn.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I am sad to hear that the Auralnauts Youtube duo are splitting up to focus on their own work, this does give me another opportunity to share what is, I think, there best series... The recut of Star Wars into.. well.. an entirely different story. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCm...
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STAR WARS EP 1: Jedi Party
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
That's literally the only way Eleizer Yudkowsky knows how to write, because his entire belief system is so absurd it can only seem plausible if described in parables and references to movies or video games
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Quinns @itsquinns.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
No amount of GM prep for your RPG night is better than making sure you're excited when your friends walk through the door
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/10/2025
OpenAI will be releasing a new version of flappy bird
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Markus aka The Chindividual @thechindividual.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
And if you want to know more about this dragon and the other super cool Remastered dragons, check out my video about them!
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Embodiments of Magic - Dragons of Golarion #pathfinder2e
YouTube video by The Chindividual
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Acts of imagination and creative play do have a place in countering the rancid, psychotic imagination of this administration. It's just one way, but the juxtaposition is important because it helps us remember how utterly bankrupt it is in normal human values.
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
We have a cover for next year's Children of Strife!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Let's fuckin gooooooo
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 06/08/2025
Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
If you haven't checked this out yet, I highly recommend taking a look at Dragon Slayers. Slayers is fantastic, and More Slayers™ is something I've always wanted.
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
my mom taught me there's two kinds of businesses: hot dog stands and art galleries - hot dog stands protect territory and keep competition off their turf - art galleries benefit from more adjacent art galleries, cluster together to amplify reach/support youre an art gallery, not a hot dog stand
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Green Ronin Publishing @greenroninpub.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Did you hear the news? Mutants & Masterminds 4th Edition makes its debut at this year's Gen Con, in the form of the 4e Heroes Handbook: Origin Edition! Learn more about our plans by watching the announcement video- and stop by booth 101 at Gen Con! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mQ...
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Honestly can't think of a product I'm more excited for. Mutants and Masterminds 3e was formative as hell for me, and I'm hype to see what 4e brings to the table.
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 24/06/2025
Came across another discussion of D&D 4E and had a brain wave
A bingo table for people posting that 4E is bad, with spaces like:

They Insulted The Players
No I didn't play it, why do you ask
Pathfinder outsold 4E. Source? Uhhhh
Every class is the same. Casters AND fighters are good
Faerûn went through a world-changing event. This has never happened before
4chan meme
It's a superhero comic
Can you believe a D&D game would use a grid??
There's no roleplaying
Clean layout and clear rules are bad, actually
It's a video game
It's an MMO
It didn't “feel” like D&D (free space)
It's a tactical minis figure battle combat skirmish tactics wargame
It's a board game
Healing surges don't make sense, if you pretend not to understand how HP works
Gnomes/Tieflings/Dragonborn/Turbodraculas
It's an anime
What looks like a game design term until you realise it's almost exclusively used in 4E posts	 Disassociated mechanics (okay, fine, fill in the one on the left too)
Warlords don't make sense, if you pretend not to understand how HP works
“Here's why this rule makes no sense” example that relies on the group acting like space invaders in human suits
If they called it something else, the #1 TTRPG would have been more successful
How do daily powers work? What was wrong with “1/day”
Someone posts an actually good critique of 4E without hitting another square
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Slayers was my first real exposure to the modern indie RPG scene, and it still rules! Go get yourself one (1) Slayers.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The cruelty in today's politics feels horribly corrosive. Bringing up that hard-working immigrant families — undocumented, yes, but not violent criminals — are being ripped apart based on immigration status doesn't bring compassion or even pause, but gleeful cheers.
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
in case you didn't catch it Games for Freaks vol 1 is now (permanently) free tombloom.itch.io/games-for-fr...
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GAMES FOR FREAKS, Issue 1 by Tom Bloom
THE SLUDGE YOU CRAVE
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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blark @blarkblarkblark.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Have you seen the new ttrpg? its called IRON HOPE it uses the Engraved In The Heart system, but you can also use it to play Bedtime Bozos too. Dude it's a rules-flaccid demure-core egg collecting system that literally uses the Borko manifesto. Throne Throaters is compatible with it. You can literally play Throne Throaters with it. There are 10,000 punters on Project Punter punting Throne Throaters right now. People are calling it a Dungeonbone killer. Melvin Shneeb reviewed it on his blog, Shneeb Hole. Go to Shneeb Hole to read about it. Systems Bitch Magazine says it revolutionizes incentivized friendship.
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Fuck yeah, I haven't seen a game hit all the "hell yeah" check boxes so quickly
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one page game. One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you. PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...
A one page ttrpg called BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT. Download a text-only version here https://www.patreon.com/posts/128931545
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Silvia Moreno-Garcia @silviamg.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This is going to be the norm soon with the Internet littered with fake content. I've already caught fake 'quotes' from my books. Fake summaries. And yes, I saw a similar list online that had me releasing a fake book this year.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 15/05/2025
Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one-page TTRPG. One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. Not sure what else you need to know tbh Patrons get it a week early here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...
Screenshot from BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT. There's a picture of a big goat with a little goat riding it, artlessly photobashed with a pair of scissors, and the following text:

One of you is the BIG GOAT. So strong! So sturdy. 
Such momentum and vigour. 
You get a D12.

The other one is the LITTLE GOAT. So fast! So nimble. 
Such cunning and guile. 
You get a D4.
Another screenshot of the game. Text reads:

"The BIG GOAT always rolls the D12. 
The LITTLE GOAT always rolls the D4. 

When your action ties in with one of the things you noted down about your goat, roll a D8 as well and choose either result.

When you want to use brute force, intimidation, toughness or otherwise be loud and violent, roll HIGH. 

When you want to use subtlety, misdirection, dexterity or otherwise be sneaky and evasive, roll LOW."Another screenshot from the game. There's a picture of a goat with its tongue out and I've made it look like it's eating an ice cream. The text reads:

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
You’ve popped into town for the day. What are you up to?

LITTLE GOAT (D4)
1: Get a new hat
2: Empty someone’s bank account entirely
3: Steal some candy from a baby 
(babies shouldn’t have candy anyway, it’s bad for them)
4: Show your rival, the littlest goat, who’s boss 

BIG GOAT (D12)
1-3: You also want a new hat 
4-6: Mail a postcard to your mum 
7-9: Eat a bunch of lipstick, see what that’s like
10-12: Locate and operate a megaphone"
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
1) I write the two paragraphs on the left 2) Bottom-feeding video game websites publish headlines like the one on the right 3) Aggregators like Reddit and Google plaster those headlines everywhere, misleading countless readers Healthy media ecosystem we’ve got here
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/05/2025
Here's this week's Better Offline monologue. I walk you through World, Sam Altman’s meaningless new “World” startup that trades you cryptocurrency for a scan of your eyeballs, and how it proves something is deeply wrong with our society. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betteroffline
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Monologue: Sam Altman's BS Eye Scanning Startup
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 05/09/2025 · Bonus · 12m
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The artes and humanityes are also a kynde of wildernesse space to be preserved
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 29/04/2025
hey, so, I made a video and I think after I post it everything will be fine youtu.be/9l6u07zYUho
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Is Every Game REALLY Political?
YouTube video by No Pun Included
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We've got PLANS at RRD. Brace yourself for EVERYTHING IS TABLES 2.0
"Roll your own cyberpunk cover art," written and designed by Mina McJanda. There are five random-roll D6 tables arranged into a rough composition, and they describe a generic cyberpunk TTRPG cover
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
You will never get a new, revolutionary, truly good sentence or work of art by seeking out the perfect middle of all known beliefs. It's why AI is flawed as a creative machine, and why governing to polls is futile. We want new, beautiful, surprising things, politically, artistically, and otherwise.
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Wurtz @wurtztime.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Let's fuckin gooooooo
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
April Fools are lightweights. Some of us are fool 24-7.
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