Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Had to celebrate the end of that TCU game appropriately 040
Reposted by Chris WoodChrisKarpman @chriskarpman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Sources: Amazing, 100% true Thanksgiving story about Kenny Dillingham. Saturday: Dillingham earns $200k bonus for 9 wins. Monday: Dillingham tells 20 off-the-field ASU staffers they’ll all get a 5–10k bonus. What Dillingham didn’t tell them (or me): He’s giving them his bonus. 26715
Reposted by Chris Woodcyrus @professorbutts.com · 27/11/2024new stat to describe my wife’s thievery of the sheets Sheet Time of Possession Heat-adjusted Efficiency Rating 6111
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024ATTN: ALL SUN DEVILS If you don't subscribe to Sun Devil Source, you are sorely missing out on probably the best coverage not only for ASU football, but ASU athletics overall. My friends think I'm a genius who knows ball because I basically repeated what I read from @chriskarpman.bsky.social 132
Reposted by Chris WoodPhoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Back in the W column. #SunsUp 723926
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The best part about the NBA Cup is sometimes you get to watch your favorite team perform a league-sanctioned beatdown on your least favorite team. 020
Reposted by Chris WoodSparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024From a friend in the athletic department 9540146
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Hahaha imagine rushing the field earlymedia.tenor.coma stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and tie is looking at the camera .ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and tie is looking at the camera . 031
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024One time in elementary school, I tried to impress my crush at lunch by eating one half of a PB&J sandwich in one bite. I started choking, literally thought I was going to die, and coughed it up on the table in front of her. We ended up dating for a couple years in HS though so, success. 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024If your bio is financial/investment buzzwords separated by different money-related emojis, that's a blockin'media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban benALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban ben 000
Reposted by Chris Woodsreekar @sreeky.bsky.social · 22/11/2024me at 2am ordering from the hot dog vendor on the street 3436180
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Could only make it through about 8 tracks of GNX before I had to stop ignoring the phone but initial impression:media.tenor.coma close up of a person holding a gun in a blurry picture .ALT: a close up of a person holding a gun in a blurry picture . 000
Reposted by Chris WoodJosiah Johnson @kingjosiah54.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Everybody after listening to squabble up and hey now 621151
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024As always, another fantastic read from @doughaller.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...nytimes.comHow the 'ability to not care' fueled Arizona State's surprise season 021
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Me a week ago: "Wow, starter packs are great!" Me today, culling my "following" list:media.tenor.coma girl is sitting in front of a computer with her head on the deskALT: a girl is sitting in front of a computer with her head on the desk 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpetAlt: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants grappling with the new future 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024"Well, my family came over here the RIGHT* way!" *Didn't cough while in line at Ellis Island in 1905. 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Way more fun to ignore block-lists entirely and block as/if shit accounts pop up imo. Like my own personal banhammer.media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban benALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban ben 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Went ASU basketball vs Cal Poly on Wednesday instead. 000
Reposted by Chris Woodparker fleming @statsowar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024PASSING YARDS LOST TO DROPS FBS v FBS 2024 6515
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024After days of searching I finally found a solid source on Big 12 tiebreaker scenarios www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFOv...youtube.comPlayoff TiebreakerYouTube video by hunkmuffin77 000
Reposted by Chris WoodGabe Stoltz @stoltzy3.bsky.social · 19/11/2024brook lopez with his side of the story lol 511834
Reposted by Chris WoodGerald Bourguet @geraldbourguet.bsky.social · 19/11/2024A lot of people on Suns Twitter weren't here for 2017-18 and it shows lol 13664
Reposted by Chris WoodKellan Olson @kellanolson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Bluesky! To dip my toes in, I’m going to thread together what a night on the beat is like, for those curious or hopefully there are some aspiring journos it could be helpful for. Enjoy! 921914
Reposted by Chris WoodVince Marotta @vincemarotta.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Desmond Howard didn't just disrespect ASU. He also disrespected Kansas State and the entire Big 12 Conference. Guarantee he thinks ASU's mascot is "Wildcats". #ASU 0151
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Currently in an absolute Sicko's Bowl level of a fantasy game. We each have 1 left to play. I (63.84) have Joe Mixon going up against Dalton Schultz 110
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Sounds like the best job for beagles ever. It's like if you offered me a job that, I don't know, I guess also let me sniff random food all day that actually sounds pretty awesome. 010
Reposted by Chris WoodFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 18/11/2024*you’re Damn you give yourself away too easy 122777
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024media.tenor.coma blurred image of a man with the words prayin ' for this moment to last below himAlt: a blurred image of a man with the words "prayin ' for this moment to last" below him 010
Reposted by Chris WoodCore, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Time to consider Arizona State!! 1192
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I will not buy sports tickets with this paycheck. I will not buy sports tickets with this paycheck. I will not buy sports tickets with this paycheck. I will not oh look at that, the Suns are home on Wednesday. 010
Reposted by Chris WoodMike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Over the weekend, I wrote about Christian Walker, who despite being a 34-year-old 1B is going to be a valued free agent, and about whether you might want 3 years of him over 7 years of Pete Alonso www.mlb.com/news/christi... 6434
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Good morning. It's 7:41 AM in Arizona on November 18th, 2024. Arizona State football is 8-2. 020