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Chris Wood

@wsky5711.bsky.social
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33. PHX AZ. Here for the sports. Maybe some light treason. USMC vet now active-duty civilian. DBacks, Suns, Sun Devils, Cardinals

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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Time to hoop 😁
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Jedi ASU @jediasu.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
No Comment
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Had to celebrate the end of that TCU game appropriately
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ChrisKarpman @chriskarpman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sources: Amazing, 100% true Thanksgiving story about Kenny Dillingham. Saturday: Dillingham earns $200k bonus for 9 wins. Monday: Dillingham tells 20 off-the-field ASU staffers they’ll all get a 5–10k bonus. What Dillingham didn’t tell them (or me): He’s giving them his bonus.
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 27/11/2024
new stat to describe my wife’s thievery of the sheets Sheet Time of Possession Heat-adjusted Efficiency Rating
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
ATTN: ALL SUN DEVILS If you don't subscribe to Sun Devil Source, you are sorely missing out on probably the best coverage not only for ASU football, but ASU athletics overall. My friends think I'm a genius who knows ball because I basically repeated what I read from @chriskarpman.bsky.social
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Back in the W column. #SunsUp
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The best part about the NBA Cup is sometimes you get to watch your favorite team perform a league-sanctioned beatdown on your least favorite team.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Happy Hate Week to all who celebrate
The word "HATE" in maroon and gold, with the "A" being the University of Arizona logo
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
*tap*
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A meme in which I thank Arizona State head coach Kenny Dillingham for changing my life
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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
From a friend in the athletic department
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Hahaha imagine rushing the field early
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a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and tie is looking at the camera .
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
One time in elementary school, I tried to impress my crush at lunch by eating one half of a PB&J sandwich in one bite. I started choking, literally thought I was going to die, and coughed it up on the table in front of her. We ended up dating for a couple years in HS though so, success.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If your bio is financial/investment buzzwords separated by different money-related emojis, that's a blockin'
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a man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban ben
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sreekar @sreeky.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
me at 2am ordering from the hot dog vendor on the street
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Could only make it through about 8 tracks of GNX before I had to stop ignoring the phone but initial impression:
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a close up of a person holding a gun in a blurry picture .
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Josiah Johnson @kingjosiah54.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Everybody after listening to squabble up and hey now
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Rob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yes.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
As always, another fantastic read from @doughaller.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...
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How the 'ability to not care' fueled Arizona State's surprise season
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
😈
Desert Financial Arena, home of the Arizona State University basketball teams
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Keith Poole celebrates a touchdown against Arizona in the 1996 Territorial Cup
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me a week ago: "Wow, starter packs are great!" Me today, culling my "following" list:
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a girl is sitting in front of a computer with her head on the desk
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post you from a different era in your life.
Two CRBN Marines run a mock decontamination line at Fort Leonardwood, Missouri
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpet
Alt: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants grappling with the new future
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The "We're all trying to find out who did this" meme but with Putin's face
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
"Well, my family came over here the RIGHT* way!" *Didn't cough while in line at Ellis Island in 1905.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Dalton
A picture of the former Xbox 360 accessory, the Xbox Kinect
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Way more fun to ignore block-lists entirely and block as/if shit accounts pop up imo. Like my own personal banhammer.
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a man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban ben
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Album cover for the 1999 Red Hot Chili Peppers album "Californication"
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Went ASU basketball vs Cal Poly on Wednesday instead.
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parker fleming @statsowar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
PASSING YARDS LOST TO DROPS FBS v FBS 2024
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
After days of searching I finally found a solid source on Big 12 tiebreaker scenarios www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFOv...
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Playoff Tiebreaker
YouTube video by hunkmuffin77
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Gabe Stoltz @stoltzy3.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
brook lopez with his side of the story lol
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Gerald Bourguet @geraldbourguet.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A lot of people on Suns Twitter weren't here for 2017-18 and it shows lol
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Kellan Olson @kellanolson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Bluesky! To dip my toes in, I’m going to thread together what a night on the beat is like, for those curious or hopefully there are some aspiring journos it could be helpful for. Enjoy!
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Vince Marotta @vincemarotta.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Desmond Howard didn't just disrespect ASU. He also disrespected Kansas State and the entire Big 12 Conference. Guarantee he thinks ASU's mascot is "Wildcats". #ASU
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Currently in an absolute Sicko's Bowl level of a fantasy game. We each have 1 left to play. I (63.84) have Joe Mixon going up against Dalton Schultz
A screenshot displaying a pathetic fantasy football matchup. 63.84 to 64.3.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Sounds like the best job for beagles ever. It's like if you offered me a job that, I don't know, I guess also let me sniff random food all day that actually sounds pretty awesome.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
*you’re Damn you give yourself away too easy
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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a blurred image of a man with the words prayin ' for this moment to last below him
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Time to consider Arizona State!!
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I will not buy sports tickets with this paycheck. I will not buy sports tickets with this paycheck. I will not buy sports tickets with this paycheck. I will not oh look at that, the Suns are home on Wednesday.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Over the weekend, I wrote about Christian Walker, who despite being a 34-year-old 1B is going to be a valued free agent, and about whether you might want 3 years of him over 7 years of Pete Alonso www.mlb.com/news/christi...
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Good morning. It's 7:41 AM in Arizona on November 18th, 2024. Arizona State football is 8-2.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A scene from the TV show "The Office" in which Dwight asks Toby where the clitoris is.
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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
27 IN THE FIRST HALF.
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