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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Walking into day three of what is, for various reasons, the most professsionslly trying week of the year, every year.

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Ed Reed's Halftime Speech Miami

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“What fools these fuckin’ mortals be!”

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The last time a guy with a house like that showed bad leadership skills, he woke up with a horse’s head in his bed. Has anyone seen Traveler?

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hello darlin’ It’s nice to see ya

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hope this Iowa touchdown/win is especially painful for the asshole Michigan fan wearing the 0:01 shirt. Fuck that guy specifically, my condolences to all y’all Michigan mutuals.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026

piss penalty, as called on ESPN Deportes:

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m texting with two different Clemson friends and they are not built for this life lmao

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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Didn't realize @edsbs.bsky.social was going to break out the blowtorch on the pod yesterday...

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TICKETS ACQUIRED! But man, it was way too close for comfort. I might have screamed FUCK YOU at the Ticketmaster interface a tad too loudly for the office. Whoopsiedaisy.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t know where that b-roll footage of the surfer was taken but I promise you it was NO WHERE NEAR Conway, SC.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The collective lack of giveafuck on this here website is comforting. Because I have zero giveafuck today, we seem to be in a giveafuck drought. Let’s all just stay in bed and try again tomorrow.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Program History: 1/1/1997, just fucking stop Ohio State on the last possession and have a legit claim at a national title Me Personally: 1/1/2025, just fucking stop Texas in OT on 4th and goddamn 13 and win a playoff game while I’m in attendance

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Friendly reminder, today is the 30th anniversary of the original Scott Frost Day! The Sun Devils beat #1 and defending champion Nebraska, snapping a 37-game winning streak for NU and shutting out Tom Osborne for only the 2nd time in his career.

Scott Frost, sitting on his ass after Nebraska takes their third safety of the night in a 19-0 loss to Arizona State.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sitting in a hotel lobby during a rained out music festival and a new cheese fajitas mom just dropped

A woman that really wanted to see 21 Pilots

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I stole a decanter. In my defense, it was a really good wine and I didn’t want it to go to waste.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Y’all head on down the the Steak Basement* if you want an afternoon cocktail and an asskicking * - or George’s, probably George’s

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Social Distortion released a new album? In… what year is this? Just listened to “Tonight” and it’s pretty good! It definitely sounds like Social D.

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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Here's a tiny baby sloth to brighten your day . 😍

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

TIMELINE CLEANSE: Tell me about your upcoming travel plans and what excites you most about your trip! I’m going to Atlanta for a music festival and a side quest football game. I’m most looking forward to spending time with my family and catching up with Internet friends. Plus, the Wu-Tang Clan.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Not sure which one is annoying me more, the barking dog next to me on this flight or the woman hitting it.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I take back everything I ever said about Texas I’m so sorry you were right @bevonyc.bsky.social

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Things that have been to College Station, Texas: ❌ Waffle House ❌ the Georgia Bulldogs ✅ @juangrandeasu.bsky.social

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Nothing gives Divorced Dad Energy quite like taking the kids to Waffle House on the way to school.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Why does FSU’s OL look so small? Methinks that might be a problem for them.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Bringing this back from a while ago, I now have a few hours to kill in/around IAH. Does the Houstontariat have any recommendations for Thursday afternoon?

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hot bois out here making sausage gravy despite being tired as hell following the Ucla-Cal game

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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026

Where did they even find some of these?

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A ”mutual agreement by the coaches” led to a ten minute 4th quarter in Morgan State-Arizona State. Never seen that one before! Not a running clock though. @sickoscommittee.org

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Whelp, time to hop back on the rollercoaster. Hopefully more joy than heartbreak this time around. Forks Up, y’all.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just so I’m clear, with YTTV I can do a quad box on my phone but not my computer? Weird.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fandom is so weird. 1st Play: y’know, I hope Sam does well at LSU. Nature of the sport, no hard feelings. 2nd Play: LMAO EAT MY ASS YOU TURNCOAT

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tulsa dogwalking Okie Lite sparks joy for me.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lotta red teams on the quad box today, a tad confusing but I’m kinda rooting against all of them so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My tv on this first glorious fall Saturday of college football, featuring Ohio v Nebraska, Oregon State v. Houston, North Texas v. Indiana, and East Carolina v. Alabama

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nebraska was Oklahoma’s biggest rival and they both ran the wishbone.

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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Looking up some food recs for a friend visiting Tempe this weekend and of all the great places that have come and gone over the years HOW THE HELL IS GUS’S PIZZA STILL OPEN?! Additional good news/bad news for ASU old heads: The Vine is gone, but Delhi Palace moved into their old building.

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