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Chris Wood

@wsky5711.bsky.social
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33. PHX AZ. Here for the sports. Maybe some light treason. USMC vet now active-duty civilian. DBacks, Suns, Sun Devils, Cardinals

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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Time to hoop 😁
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Jedi ASU @jediasu.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
No Comment
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Had to celebrate the end of that TCU game appropriately
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ChrisKarpman @chriskarpman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sources: Amazing, 100% true Thanksgiving story about Kenny Dillingham. Saturday: Dillingham earns $200k bonus for 9 wins. Monday: Dillingham tells 20 off-the-field ASU staffers they’ll all get a 5–10k bonus. What Dillingham didn’t tell them (or me): He’s giving them his bonus.
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 27/11/2024
new stat to describe my wife’s thievery of the sheets Sheet Time of Possession Heat-adjusted Efficiency Rating
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My wife's STPHER is off the charts. 99th percentile.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The cook can have a little bit of shallots, as a treat.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sun Devil Source is 75% off right now through 12/2, and I can't overstate the value of that if you're an Arizona State fan. Seriously, the best subscription I have signed up for this year by far. @chriskarpman.bsky.social had me amped about ASU's potential since fall camp. shorturl.at/OT2Nn
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Deal of the year! Get 75% off a membership to Sun Devil Source!
The Sun Devils have improved more from one season to the next than any time in school history and are legitimately in the hunt for a Big 12 Championship and College Football Playoff berth. There has n...
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
ATTN: ALL SUN DEVILS If you don't subscribe to Sun Devil Source, you are sorely missing out on probably the best coverage not only for ASU football, but ASU athletics overall. My friends think I'm a genius who knows ball because I basically repeated what I read from @chriskarpman.bsky.social
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Back in the W column. #SunsUp
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The best part about the NBA Cup is sometimes you get to watch your favorite team perform a league-sanctioned beatdown on your least favorite team.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of bow ties
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
That is acceptable, just about any dog is a good one. Seriously though, 3-4 minutes in an air fryer at 400. I'll never go back. Also any form of breading is acceptable. You're looking at a man that has (more than once) rolled one up in a tortilla.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Air fryer has seriously upped my dog game.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Sweet James is omnipresent.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Happy Hate Week to all who celebrate
The word "HATE" in maroon and gold, with the "A" being the University of Arizona logo
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
*tap*
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A meme in which I thank Arizona State head coach Kenny Dillingham for changing my life
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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a man with blue paint on his face stands in front of a crowd with the word hold on the bottom right
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Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
From a friend in the athletic department
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Hahaha imagine rushing the field early
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a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and tie is looking at the camera .
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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three men in military uniforms salute each other
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
One time in elementary school, I tried to impress my crush at lunch by eating one half of a PB&J sandwich in one bite. I started choking, literally thought I was going to die, and coughed it up on the table in front of her. We ended up dating for a couple years in HS though so, success.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I've had a couple of Totally Real People™️ pop into my followers. The pattern is super common. All got a blockin' Probably a few more I missed just because they did the bare minimum and "posted" consistently bsky.app/profile/aria... bsky.app/profile/park... bsky.app/profile/hann...
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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a robot is saying resistance is futile
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If your bio is financial/investment buzzwords separated by different money-related emojis, that's a blockin'
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a man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban ben
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sreekar @sreeky.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
me at 2am ordering from the hot dog vendor on the street
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Could only make it through about 8 tracks of GNX before I had to stop ignoring the phone but initial impression:
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a close up of a person holding a gun in a blurry picture .
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Feels like OL guys are the exception to the rule, takes a serious/sustained effort to get as big as those guys
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Josiah Johnson @kingjosiah54.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Everybody after listening to squabble up and hey now
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Rob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yes.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sometimes I just want to discuss the sports teams I like without being labeled as a "libtard" which seems a wild thought for people to grasp.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It's like the collapse of Digg in slow motion, complete with the competitor people are flocking to
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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a man with a beard is sitting at a table talking to another man and says `` teach me '' .
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It fits in the little example thingy!
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If I'm going somewhere for less than a week, all of my stuff is getting crammed into a carry-on sized case. Personally much prefer that than playing the Luggage Lottery and hoping all of my stuff ends up at the same airport I do lol
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Matt, what's been your favorite and/or most interesting off the field story to follow so far this season?
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
As always, another fantastic read from @doughaller.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...
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How the 'ability to not care' fueled Arizona State's surprise season
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A few years ago, in the dark ages of Diamondback baseball, the team got blown up by the Astros. Like a 16-0 rout or something (I don't remember the exact score). Dbacks social media just posted the score over a black background and said "A recap of tonight's game is not available"
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Randy Johnson out of the bullpen. Legendary.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Desert Financial Arena, home of the Arizona State University basketball teams
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Keith Poole celebrates a touchdown against Arizona in the 1996 Territorial Cup
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me a week ago: "Wow, starter packs are great!" Me today, culling my "following" list:
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a girl is sitting in front of a computer with her head on the desk
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post you from a different era in your life.
Two CRBN Marines run a mock decontamination line at Fort Leonardwood, Missouri
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpet
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The "We're all trying to find out who did this" meme but with Putin's face
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
These guys never watched Antonio Pierce fail upwards.
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Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
"Well, my family came over here the RIGHT* way!" *Didn't cough while in line at Ellis Island in 1905.
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