Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Had to celebrate the end of that TCU game appropriately 050
Reposted by Chris WoodChrisKarpman @chriskarpman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Sources: Amazing, 100% true Thanksgiving story about Kenny Dillingham. Saturday: Dillingham earns $200k bonus for 9 wins. Monday: Dillingham tells 20 off-the-field ASU staffers they’ll all get a 5–10k bonus. What Dillingham didn’t tell them (or me): He’s giving them his bonus. 26715
Reposted by Chris Woodcyrus @professorbutts.com · 27/11/2024new stat to describe my wife’s thievery of the sheets Sheet Time of Possession Heat-adjusted Efficiency Rating 6111
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024My wife's STPHER is off the charts. 99th percentile. 110
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The cook can have a little bit of shallots, as a treat. 010
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Sun Devil Source is 75% off right now through 12/2, and I can't overstate the value of that if you're an Arizona State fan. Seriously, the best subscription I have signed up for this year by far. @chriskarpman.bsky.social had me amped about ASU's potential since fall camp. shorturl.at/OT2Nnshorturl.atDeal of the year! Get 75% off a membership to Sun Devil Source!The Sun Devils have improved more from one season to the next than any time in school history and are legitimately in the hunt for a Big 12 Championship and College Football Playoff berth. There has n... 151
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024ATTN: ALL SUN DEVILS If you don't subscribe to Sun Devil Source, you are sorely missing out on probably the best coverage not only for ASU football, but ASU athletics overall. My friends think I'm a genius who knows ball because I basically repeated what I read from @chriskarpman.bsky.social 132
Reposted by Chris WoodPhoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Back in the W column. #SunsUp 723926
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The best part about the NBA Cup is sometimes you get to watch your favorite team perform a league-sanctioned beatdown on your least favorite team. 020
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of bow tiesALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of bow ties 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 25/11/2024That is acceptable, just about any dog is a good one. Seriously though, 3-4 minutes in an air fryer at 400. I'll never go back. Also any form of breading is acceptable. You're looking at a man that has (more than once) rolled one up in a tortilla. 010
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 24/11/2024media.tenor.coma man with blue paint on his face stands in front of a crowd with the word hold on the bottom rightALT: a man with blue paint on his face stands in front of a crowd with the word hold on the bottom right 000
Reposted by Chris WoodSparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024From a friend in the athletic department 9540146
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Hahaha imagine rushing the field earlymedia.tenor.coma stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and tie is looking at the camera .ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and tie is looking at the camera . 031
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024media.tenor.comthree men in military uniforms salute each otherALT: three men in military uniforms salute each other 130
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024One time in elementary school, I tried to impress my crush at lunch by eating one half of a PB&J sandwich in one bite. I started choking, literally thought I was going to die, and coughed it up on the table in front of her. We ended up dating for a couple years in HS though so, success. 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I've had a couple of Totally Real People™️ pop into my followers. The pattern is super common. All got a blockin' Probably a few more I missed just because they did the bare minimum and "posted" consistently bsky.app/profile/aria... bsky.app/profile/park... bsky.app/profile/hann... 2231
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024media.tenor.coma robot is saying resistance is futileALT: a robot is saying resistance is futile 010
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024If your bio is financial/investment buzzwords separated by different money-related emojis, that's a blockin'media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban benALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban ben 000
Reposted by Chris Woodsreekar @sreeky.bsky.social · 22/11/2024me at 2am ordering from the hot dog vendor on the street 3436180
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Could only make it through about 8 tracks of GNX before I had to stop ignoring the phone but initial impression:media.tenor.coma close up of a person holding a gun in a blurry picture .ALT: a close up of a person holding a gun in a blurry picture . 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Feels like OL guys are the exception to the rule, takes a serious/sustained effort to get as big as those guys 010
Reposted by Chris WoodJosiah Johnson @kingjosiah54.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Everybody after listening to squabble up and hey now 621251
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Sometimes I just want to discuss the sports teams I like without being labeled as a "libtard" which seems a wild thought for people to grasp. 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It's like the collapse of Digg in slow motion, complete with the competitor people are flocking to 010
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma man with a beard is sitting at a table talking to another man and says `` teach me '' .ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table talking to another man and says `` teach me '' . 200
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024If I'm going somewhere for less than a week, all of my stuff is getting crammed into a carry-on sized case. Personally much prefer that than playing the Luggage Lottery and hoping all of my stuff ends up at the same airport I do lol 110
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Matt, what's been your favorite and/or most interesting off the field story to follow so far this season? 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024As always, another fantastic read from @doughaller.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...nytimes.comHow the 'ability to not care' fueled Arizona State's surprise season 021
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 21/11/2024A few years ago, in the dark ages of Diamondback baseball, the team got blown up by the Astros. Like a 16-0 rout or something (I don't remember the exact score). Dbacks social media just posted the score over a black background and said "A recap of tonight's game is not available" 010
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Me a week ago: "Wow, starter packs are great!" Me today, culling my "following" list:media.tenor.coma girl is sitting in front of a computer with her head on the deskALT: a girl is sitting in front of a computer with her head on the desk 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpetAlt: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants grappling with the new future 000
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024These guys never watched Antonio Pierce fail upwards. 020
Chris Wood @wsky5711.bsky.social · 20/11/2024"Well, my family came over here the RIGHT* way!" *Didn't cough while in line at Ellis Island in 1905. 000