Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The crab on this banner is extremely funny with the context of a vote being flipped because someone overhead two dudes saying "they're onto us" and didn't realize the "they" in question were actual, literal crabs. 010
Reposted by AshJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633291408
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Ok players (whose images on national television I now control), who wants to get rid of all my favourite things - Final 4 Fire? Idols? Advantages? Twists? Show of hands!" #Survivor51 040
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I guess Danielle Reyes stays the best to never win #bb28 041
Reposted by AshClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t 159411799
Reposted by AshAnne @anneb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Looking in the card section and this font seems a bit off. 6688145988
Reposted by AshRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7264731573
Reposted by Ashdylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I want 4 day work weeks, free universal healthcare, and a livable wage to meet my basic needs!! 310122411971
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If you love Wordle, Connections, etc, Hank Green is making some really fun games! hankgreen.com/smush · 26 Jul 742 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 2-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞hankgreen.comSmushA daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required. 000
Reposted by AshMark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Finally, a look at earlier moments in Scrooge's life, which A Christmas Carol stubbornly refused to show us 1345
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026static.klipy.comKelso: I Can't Control The Weather, Jackie!ALT: Kelso: I Can't Control The Weather, Jackie! 000
Reposted by AshJust Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I now have a pair of crows..an attempted murder?...who have adopted me. They sit in my driveway while I'm watering the front garden and tell me everything I'm doing wrong with my life. So, between the cats and now crows congregating in my yard, it's imperative I start dressing like Stevie Nicks. 1062094105
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I just hope that if Gavin McKenna kisses you, your foot pops 000
Reposted by AshAnchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The scorebug says ENG 0 COD 1 which makes it look like the Fish’n’Chips are fighting back 06312
Reposted by AshSam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 30/06/2026like for "i'm trying my best," comment for "i'm trimming my bush" 7265351
Reposted by AshMike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Expect the unexpected (batting average) #BB28 0472
Reposted by AshDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment I present to you what might well be the most carefully compiled word search ever. 1132579
Reposted by AshHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243385590
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026How absolutely dare Brady Tkachuk commit such an abhorrent sin as to make me feel bad for the Ottawa Senators 010
Reposted by AshJyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well, that was a fucking ride. 141145303578
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Does John Chayka look like Hyp to anyone else or do I need an ambulance 010
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026💔static.klipy.comWizard Giles SmilingALT: Wizard Giles Smiling 000
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026static.klipy.comAndy Bernard: I Don't Want The Drama (The Office)ALT: Andy Bernard: I Don't Want The Drama (The Office) 100
Reposted by AshMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep. 18697282039
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The rest of the tribe: ok, we're blind siding Tiffany Tiffany winning the #Survivor50 Wallace Shawn Immunity Necklace:static.klipy.comPrincess Bride: You'd Like To Think That!ALT: Princess Bride: You'd Like To Think That! 000
Reposted by AshSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville. 55305693247
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The Leafs won the draft lottery and the resulting yells from @265kilometres.bsky.social and I may have trauma-bonded Alaska with the new kitten. Win-win! 122
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026That's on Dan Schulman for starting the inning off by pointing out Varland hadn't given up an earned run yet this season 000
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Watching One Tree Hill for the first time and good lord is the writing for Dan Scott insane. "Hello bastard son I don't acknowledge. I see you are facing a teen pregnancy. I too faced that (you). Your mother was too emotional and wouldn't abort you. It ruined my life. Don't let that happen to you." 010
Reposted by AshMike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 16/04/2026If RuPaul's Drag Race took place in the Middle Ages #Survivor50 317721
Reposted by AshTotally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Why is he cuddling with his doctor? 171
Reposted by AshOmar @tictactomar.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I call upon the power, of old Leafs lore. Grant us this much needed loss in a game against the Ottawa Senators, where they are sitting stars and starting James Reimer 3273
Reposted by Ashℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Toronto Blue Jays while Artemis was in space: 1-6 record Toronto Blue Jays the MOMENT Artemis splashes down: immediately score 5 runs in one inning 315731
Reposted by AshI Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 07/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon pineapple with arms and eyes is holding its fist in the airAlt: ANANAS (from Telefrancais) 191
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026#Surcivor50 Jeff Probst presenting this twist to the Castaways:media.tenor.coma screenshot of a video game with the words witness the blood moon 's riseALT: a screenshot of a video game with the words witness the blood moon 's rise 100
Reposted by AshMike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 02/04/2026When you don't get picked to be on the landmark season that gives you a second chance at the Applebee's reward #Survivor50 314313
Reposted by AshTurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026need to find a way to recapture the joy of "the day the custodian went up on the school roof to throw down all the balls that got stuck up there" 021
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The Regal Beagle, Chubby's, and - while not a sitcom - the pizza place that undergoes weekly name changed on The Weekenders 010
Ash @worththebrisk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Can someone please convince Mike Myers to start impersonating this man for comedy and/or for real 010
Reposted by AshAlli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 22/03/2026This is completely unbearable. But also like… why are his insane ramblings never summarized like this in the media? We gotta wait for a substack guy to put it together like this? 3044731118
Reposted by AshJorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026googoo dolls iris voice 4249091078