TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 11hI feel like as a non-regular gridiron football watcher I should have had to sign a waiver before putting RedZone on 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026"the point of XCOM is to be nervous in a group" Still KIND of sick but my voice works, so we're gonna see how this goes! www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. — TurnipCannon streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 011
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026give me Shesterkin's goalie goal in fantasy, you COWARDS 000
Reposted by TurnipCannonMatt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026The "AI changes everything" people rhyme remarkably well with the "blockchain changes everything" people. 7641
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026it's a well known fact that when my team scores it's because of skill and hard work, and when the other team scores it's bullshit 020
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026First in-person game of the season, the feeling of the calm ice while people mill around getting drinks or finding their seats never gets old 020
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026we rally from a week off due to illness, and it's XCOM time again, baby! www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. — TurnipCannon streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 011
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026Sometimes it's comforting to see that a corporation has absolutely no idea who the fuck I am 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026sometimmes you just gotta carve some time out of your day to fondly remember the Red Devil restaurant at the Upper Canada Mall in Newmarket ON in the late 90s 120
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026to the Victor go the spoils? damn, he must be loaded 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026Just heard Grave Digger and Bigfoot are expecting their first pickup truck, congrats! 010
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026Some SudoSong for Kimi breaking the 60 year Italian winner at an #ItalianGP drought #Formula1 #DogsOfMastodon 010
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026go see a star war www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. — TurnipCannon streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 110
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026we're in the rare position where XCOM is actually going quite well. so that means bad things will happen. if my therapist sees this, sorry www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. — TurnipCannon streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026Fixed a link for a citation on the wikipedia article for the Jeremy Renner app, I've done my civic duty for the day 010
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026humpty, dumpty, AND polka-roo? Our cup runneth over! 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026kinda fucked up that "moped" doesn't have a dash in it 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026I don't THINK the human brain was meant to watch 10 hours of wrestling over a 30 hour span, and yet I persevere #AEWAllIn 010
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026once again I have learned more things about DHH against my will 000
Reposted by TurnipCannonLety Does Stuff @lety.doesstuff.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026now people are asking what fork i recommend idk one with four little pointy sticks on the end, three is too little 010
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026it is very much time for XCOM, and that is DEFINITELY going to go well for us www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. — TurnipCannon streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026the sheer alienality of it all www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026Fearing the day someone sees my fruit fly trap during a video call and asks why I keep jars of piss around 011
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026*as the lead singer of Kansas* 🎶 Cary Elwes 000
Reposted by TurnipCannonemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Undercover female ICE goon goes to "Left jab" boxing event at a church. The boxing causes her wire to become loose. She has to go back in after the event to retrieve it. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 10362110
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026after a few weeks we're back with all the vertigo-induced wobbling you've come to expect from a TurnipCannon stream lately! www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. 021
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026Ideally there will be a stream tonight, but as I've been dealing with vertigo lately, it may end up being cut short if I get a "touch of the dizzies" See you (hopefully) at www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon around 6ish EST for more XCOM-related stress! 010
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026RE: flipboard.com/@kotaku/kotaku-latest… It was enabled by default on my channel, and I've turned it off. Truly hate that every option for streaming has its own varying degrees of evil.flipboard.com 010
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026Sometimes you just gotta take a moment to appreciate the little things, like: - the sunshine - Hulk Hogan is still dead - the chirping of birds 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026I mean, as lakes go, they're pretty great 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026any wrestling-related report must disclose that it was Vince Russo saying something happened/is happening so I know right away to ignore it 000
Reposted by TurnipCannonDEF CON @defcon.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026Friendly #DEFCON34 reminder: Meta-style glasses with recording capabilities are prohibited at DEF CON. Surreptitious filming is an invasion of privacy, and will be treated as a CoC violation. There is no exception for recording glasses with prescription lenses […] [Original post on defcon.social] 12822
Reposted by TurnipCannonhighly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026House of Leaves is just the adult version of there’s a monster at the end of this book 1110
Reposted by TurnipCannonSimpsons Gifs @simpsonsgifs.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026Season 13, Episode 21: The Frying Game #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S13E21 #Cartoon #Frinkiac 001
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026can we salvage our current XCOM run? is my knee still messed up? will a beer explode during this stream? tune in to find out www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. 011
Reposted by TurnipCannonSimpsons Gifs @simpsonsgifs.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026Season 13, Episode 20: Little Girl in the Big Ten #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S13E20 #Cartoon #Frinkiac 101
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026Just found out HitClips were actually licensed and not just playing the maximum they could without having to pay for it, what a missed opportunity 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026A bonus stream! Can we create the next great empire by starting in Iceland? Probably not, but let's give it a go. www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. 000
Reposted by TurnipCannontante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026No, OpenAI's new magic models did not autonomously hack Huggingface. Per OpenAI's PR blog post (openai.com/index/hugging-face-model…): "This incident occurred during an internal evaluation which prompts models to pursue advanced exploitation using complex […]tldr.nettime.orgOriginal post on tldr.nettime.org 62767
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026John Mulaney's "Salt & Pepper Diner" routine came up in conversation and now I'm replicating the experience 110
Reposted by TurnipCannonhex @hex.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026I keep seeing the "cars replaced horses" thing related to "AI." People keep comparing "AI" to cars (positively) without thinking about the fact that cars were forced on people (AAA bought up and destroyed tram lines, there were massive protests, etc), and are the primary driver of climate […]kolektiva.socialOriginal post on kolektiva.social 818176
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026pretty unfair that the winner of the World Cup isn't automatically promoted to competing for the Galaxy Cup 000
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026air bad! stay inside and play videogames or watch me play videogames! www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. 000
Reposted by TurnipCannonbabble encat @babble-endanger.freeradical.zone.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026Yes I'm experienced in electronic warfare (I spent years slapping my television) 002
TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026we're back after a week away, it's time to be victimized by nasty little aliens www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannontwitch.tvTurnipCannon - TwitchI play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. 021