Reposted by Doug WortelFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 13hAs a goodwill gesture to MAGA folks, let’s tell them about the rabbits. 819721
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 15hMy favorite vocal stim, "Eli Wallach" is now being replaced with "Book Fair E-Wallet." Remember that it's never too late to meet the new you. 000
Reposted by Doug WortelCarl @mathowitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yes, the song that played as Rubio entered the room, right before DJT arrived to sign the Greenland deal with Demark at the UN General Assembly was “Send in the Clowns” Unfortunate timing or epic trolling? One may never know. www.youtube.com/live/5fTPNJG...youtube.comTrump along with representatives from Denmark and Greenland sign security deal – watch liveYouTube video by Guardian News 122
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Bat Manuel Begins ‘Mexican Batman’ Is Duct-Taping Motorcycle Thieves to Lampposts. Muy Bien share.google/WHJJRJ9mvsxf...share.google‘Mexican Batman’ Is Duct-Taping Motorcycle Thieves to Lampposts. Muy Bien'Mexican Batman' has been bringing vigilante justice to Jalisco, Mexico, after duct-taping would-be motorcycle thieves to lampposts. 010
Reposted by Doug WortelAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/04/2026In the running for greatest giveaway of all time 303118631797
Reposted by Doug WortelDr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 07/04/2026There are currently 431 House members (217 Republicans, 214 Democrats) – only 2 Republicans would be needed to impeach Trump – leaving 20 Senate Republicans (67 vote majority) to remove him from office. 22 people are needed immediately to prevent genocide/nuclear apocalypse. Summon your courage. 841564657
Reposted by Doug WortelJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Rest in Peace to the original Eve Teschmacher, Valerie Perrine. 191195181
Reposted by Doug WortelMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It must be *infuriating* to TSA agents, who are NOT getting paid, to see lazy ICE agents, who ARE getting paid, lounging about the airport and doing nothing to help either them or passengers. 706100963815
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 23/03/2026My nephew repairs airplanes for a living at an airport. His father just made me promise not to text him, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?" No matter how bad things get over the shutdown. 000
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 23/03/2026This man is a fibber. No one can teleport into a Waffle House just once. 020
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Everyone knows a Moby. It's always great when they overcorrect themselves into a ditch. www.musicradar.com/artists/sing...musicradar.com“The little idiot”: Dave Davies hits back at Moby calling Lola “unevolved” and “transphobic”And he quotes Jayne County’s thoughts about the song 000
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 17/10/2025No matter what you thought of Kiss, I think I speak for all of us when I say, why couldn't it have been Gene? 010
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Does Hegseth know he's doing this desperate performance art bit where actual veterans from our very real United States Military can see/hear him? 020
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 18/09/2025To quote my favorite Disney Princess, Emperor Sheer Palpatine, "Do it." 030
Reposted by Doug WortelOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 15/08/2025US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image. 1484173565842
Reposted by Doug WortelGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary 12474991969
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 07/08/2025The Facebook/TikTok/YouTube algorithm works exactly the same as the cave in The Empire Strikes Back. 020
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 07/08/2025The bees at the mouth of the Dunkin Donuts drive thru have turned my need to ditch this receipt into the tree trunk initiation in Flash Gordon (1980). 000
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 22/07/2025youtu.be/UsZI8-9MM0U?...youtu.beBack Street Kids (2021 Remaster)YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic 010
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Oh no! Shit. Now I have to make room in my day to give out all those "I told you sos" that've been piling up on my desk. I'm prolly going to have to move some stuff tomorrow too. Maybe even Thursday idk. 120
Reposted by Doug WortelAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 12/07/2025They’re finally using the GOP playbook!!! 16163151219
Reposted by Doug Wortel𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/07/2025You can’t shrink government to the size where you can drown it in a bathtub and then be surprised when it can’t rescue people from a flood. 11949111122
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Blasting Nightshift by Siouxsie & The Banshees will actually fix you. 000
Reposted by Doug WortelCine Antiqua - filmes clássicos @cineantiqua.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Anna Karina, "Alphaville", 1965. 07710
Reposted by Doug WortelTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I hope the person who named the meatball got to take the rest of the day off 627650
Reposted by Doug Wortelborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/07/2025my favorite part of any serial killer documentary is the blooper reel 520552
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Maybe the Epstein files were inside of us all along. 010
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Please tell me these are actually from the movie. 010
Reposted by Doug WortelJessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Wait until the right wing discovers that Superman was created by Jewish people. 801384158
Reposted by Doug Wortel𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/07/2025Somewhere out there a keyboard is seeking trauma counseling. 2325943
Reposted by Doug WortelCine Antiqua - filmes clássicos @cineantiqua.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Gene Tierney, 1945. 0405
Reposted by Doug WortelSteve Senski's Watching Night Gallery @stevensenski.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Alfred Hitchcock helps Americans celebrate Independence Day via his Mystery Magazine, 1965. 022
Reposted by Doug WortelThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Chicago congresswoman @repdeliaramirez hands Kristi Noem a letter of resignation and encourages her to use it 👀 818247776314
Reposted by Doug WortelDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Today was a beautiful reminder that the United States are not down yet. Keeping fighting the good fight, folks! There are way more of you than we give ourselves credit for. 222193278
Doug Wortel @wortelevision.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Remember in HBO's Watchmen when only the cops were allowed to wear masks? 000
Reposted by Doug WortelSt. Gael @stgael.bsky.social · 14/06/2025The Marines cannot arrest. MARINES broke their oath. MARINES ARE ENEMIES OF THE CONSTITUTION @governor.ca.gov 43898342
Reposted by Doug WortelAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Kristi Noem in Feb 2024: If Biden federalizes the National Guard [to handle border issues], we’ve got a war on our hands.”l Kristi Noem in 2025 as DHS Secretary: …federalizing the National Guard. 42483533172
